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#503 (2) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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(COL-Mike) Ooohhhhh yes! yes! YES!
<Scarlet> hey, Mike is real turned on when he heard Kyle's name
(Rahj) He gets turned on by any guy's name.

#502 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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(`don_Sair) Come on Rahj. On your knees! :P

#501 (1) - Posted by RA Lamin Zykara
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<Stealth_9> CAN YOU STOP LIKE INSULTING SAVE?
<Stealth_9> *Dave

#499 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<`Davery> Nothing quite like getting the deed to somebody's soul

#497 () - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Gov_Mak> id do a better job than dave.

#495 (2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<MajSconn> BTW....what day is it? I mean, I know it's Monday, but what's the number?
<Codyman> hell, I didn't even know it was monday

#494 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<MaD_XeNo> The world's longest name officially used by a person is "Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Shermasn Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Senior" which is composed of 28 words or 192 letters.
(Rooks) ........
<MAJ_Mo> ...............
<MAJ_Mo> lol
(`Eric) um.................

#493 (-3) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<COL-Mike> the only good president is a dead one

#492 () - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<`Davery> The worst is finding a condom in the freezer
<Dashy> Really? Who makes those then? I'll look out for them next time I'm in Tesco's

#491 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<CPTJester> so do I. however much I can get down my throat in one go

#490 (2) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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* LCMVender wonders when that cerimony will be done..
<Fion> He'd be a good - shut up, Vender - XO when I'm dead and gone, anyway.

#485 (2) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Col_Coop> you guys aren't gonna believe what i just found online
<Col_Coop> a picture...of a NAKED woman!
<Col_Coop> she's not wearing any clothes!

#479 () - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<Los> hmm...I'm gonna blow dry my hair...but Losblow is a terrible nick and losdry isnb't much better
<Sair> Go with LosWet

#478 (-1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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* Scarlet unbuttons her blouse and flashes everyone

#474 (2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<`Davery> Bah. I just got an email offering me free condoms. I run an online SW club. What the f!ck am I going to do with a bunch of free condoms...

#473 () - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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* Col_Coop rips `Wolfie open and yanks Kerensky out
* `Wolfie notes that his guts have just been ripped out
* Col_Coop clutches the guts in his hands "I've saved you, Kerensky!!!"
<`Wolfie> ::The guts make a sorta squishy noise::
<Col_Coop> what's that? you're hungry?
* Col_Coop takes Keren-guts to McDonald's
* Col_Coop buys him a cheeseburger
<`Wolfie> *Sqursh*
<Col_Coop> why aren't you eating, Kerensky???
<`Wolfie> ::the guts bleed on him some::
<Col_Coop> that's gross, Keren, chew your food!
<`Wolfie> ::The guts stop their squishing as the last residual energy is used up::
* Col_Coop looks puzzledly at Keren-guts
* Col_Coop pokes Keren-guts
* Col_Coop shrugs and walks away

#472 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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* `Jaris` thinks general stupididty should be a bannable offense
<`Jaris`> *stupidity
<`Jaris`> wow, it's amazing how one typo can make all credibility fly out of a sentence

#471 () - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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* `Scarlet has his Chinese accent from being born in Hong Kongo
<`Scarlet> *Hong Kong

#469 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Zilch> Me, thuogh, I'd like to see breasts everywhere. Like at the boxing match I went to friday...saw some good ones.

#467 (0) - Posted by LCM Marshall Snakeface
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<LCMVender> !8ball sex?
<`Snake> LCMVender, 8BALL says: "Not in your life time."
<LCMVender> hah! ;P
<`Snake> haha

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