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#1778 (2) - Posted by VA Joshua Hawkins
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<<Kane_R>> I actually think I'll head to bed...
<<Kane_R>> My hand hurts like a bitch...
<<`Josh>> ...

#1777 (2) - Posted by MGN Markus Jarnhann
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[23:16] <Codyman> i saw some j-porn once and it was like a shrizzled thing and suddenly this red thing comes out of it
[23:17] <Codyman> i was like "My dog does that!"

#1776 (1) - Posted by VA Joshua Hawkins
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<<Kane_R>> ...THERE'S NO ONE!!!111!!!
* VA_Cyrel (RA_Cyrel@cblmdm72-241-197-155.buckeyecom.net) has joined #Allegience
* <X> gives channel operator status to VA_Cyrel
<<Kane_R>> ...THERE'S SOMEONE!
<<VA_Cyrel>> I NEED TO POOP
<<Kane_R>> But is he on? Is it fake?
* VA_Cyrel is now known as Cy_afk
<<Kane_R>> OMG
<<Kane_R>> IT IS...
<<Kane_R>> ...
<<Kane_R>> Lulz.
<<Kane_R>> It was.
<<Kane_R>> Oh well.
<<Kane_R>> I guess I make people poop.
<<Kane_R>> ...
<<Kane_R>> :'(

#1775 (2) - Posted by LCM Tá'Ré Djo
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<@Licah> Teu, if we got married, who'd change whose name?
<@Licah> Same question for Sair
<@Licah> I already know the answer for Blaster
<@Sair_> um
<@Licah> Sair Fox, or Licah Yonka
<@Licah> I like that
* Licah is now known as LicahYonka
<@LicahYonka> Woot
<@LicahYonka> "Avarice's Captain Sair Yonka is very smart and calculating—the antithesis of us Corellians because he does care what the odds are and does everything he can to maximize his chances of survival."
<@Sair_> are you drunk again
<@LicahYonka> possibly
<@LicahYonka> I can't remember
<@Sair_> thats a yes
<@LicahYonka> Perhaps

#1774 () - Posted by MAJ Anubis
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<Rhuryc> Go blow a goat? Really? Really, man? Really?
<@Markus_J> Well
<@Markus_J> you'd do it for a couple of pennies
<@Markus_J> you stingy fucker
<`Dom> I don't see any scottish people here.

#1773 () - Posted by MAJ Anubis
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<Anbu> Welcome back, foo.
<`Eric> thx
<Kane_R> Np
<`Eric> I ended up falling asleep
<Anbu> lol
<Kane_R> I ended up tired
<Anbu> Don't doubt it.
<`Eric> which isn't going to be good for later on tonight when I need to sleep....
<Anbu> I promise I'll keep you up as long as possible. :P
<Anbu> Because I'm that caring. :P
<`Eric> LOL
<`Eric> of course you are.
<Anbu> Yeah
<Anbu> I do that for all the boys in the hood.
<Anbu> :P
<Kane_R> Of course I am.
<`Eric> Do you do nice things for the boys all the time?
<`Eric> or just on the weekends? :P
<Anbu> lol fuck you.
<Kane_R> Both?
<`Eric> Thanks, but no thanks!
<`Eric> And Kane: We already knew that. :P
<Anbu> HAHAHA
<Kane_R> Then why ask?
<Kane_R> :P
<Kane_R> ...
<Kane_R> oh
<Kane_R> fuck
<Anbu> Dumbass.
<Kane_R> Hai Anbu :P

#1772 (3) - Posted by MGN Markus Jarnhann
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<ADM_Raven> yeah, they're also gonna consider the live action one above games/books/etc.
<`Josh> bahh
<ADM_Raven> which
<`Josh> the games and books should come higher
<ADM_Raven> part of me really wants to see that, now
<ADM_Raven> part of me is clenching my sphincter tighter than a supermax prison bitch

#1771 (2) - Posted by MGN Markus Jarnhann
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<Krunkulese> Gotta be horrible to be def bangin' a chick. Was that the sign for "NO! Don't! Stop!" or "No, don't stop!"

#1770 (2) - Posted by 2LT Rahm Nyko
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<@Kirghy> you know, everytime I see "<RayDjo> I NEEEEEEED YOU!", I get this sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach....

#1769 (2) - Posted by LCL Teu Veld
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<Kane_R> Yeah, cuz' Ray'd say stop, I'd stop seconds laters, she'd start it back, I'd start it seconds later, I'd say stop, Ray wouldn't stop.

#1768 (-1) - Posted by LCM Tá'Ré Djo
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<Horus_BH> from what i saw fighter pilots are in cronic decline
<Horus_BH> sadly
<RayDjo> they are
<RayDJo> it is sad
<RayDjo> which is why im our official cheerleader
<RayDjo> XD
<Horus_BH> i'm the reconofficer and combat ops officer for the eh
<Horus_BH> and as for chearleading it makes a change from kaz in drag

#1767 (2) - Posted by VA Joshua Hawkins
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<josh|phone> Bahh people suck.
<Kirghy> of course
<Kirghy> it's people
<Aedaria> People are supposed to... it's nice.
<Teu> lol
<josh|phone> This is true
<Aedaria> wait... nvm
<josh|phone> Lol
<josh|phone> Nice
* Aedaria hids in the corner

#1766 (9) - Posted by MGN Markus Jarnhann
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<VA_Cyrel> I'm sorry, but when Ray speaks of sex, all I can think of is her father's crazy mustache on a woman.

#1765 (1) - Posted by LJG Yorura
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Life is like a blaster, if you pull the trigger a lot without cleaning it you'll die

#1764 (-3) - Posted by COL Naes Draw
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Swifty Chapple: VSG CO sayz: stay in school :P

#1763 (6) - Posted by ADM Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<@Sconn> Did you report XvT or XWA?
<MrAss> Did you report XvT or ASS?
<@Sconn> Damn straight, MrAss.
<@Sconn> Damn straight.

#1762 (4) - Posted by VA Joshua Hawkins
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<Sconn> oh god
<Sconn> my farts smell atrocious right now
<Sconn> I was gonna blame the dog
<Sconn> until I realized that was me

#1760 (7) - Posted by LCM Tá'Ré Djo
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<CPT_James> you are 5'3? You are now to short for me
<@ADM_Raven> ...
<Ray_D> OH THANK GOD
<@ADM_Raven> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
<`Eric> LOL
<`IronMan> James, you can't act like you have choices.
<Teu> lol
<Ray_D> shit
<Ray_D> if i knew that was all it was going to take...
<@Licah> ....wow
<Ray_D> i would have stated it sooner
<@Markus_J> Annnd there James goes cutting out the one woman who might actually touch his cock for cash
<Swifty> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<@Licah> James has now called Ray too fat and short in one sitting

#1758 (8) - Posted by LGN Kirghy Lommax
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[22:46] <Ray_D> i totally just passed up sex for a bubblewrap game on an ipod. :P WIN.
[22:46] <Teu> ......................
[22:46] * Sconn is now known as SconnAFK
[22:49] <Ray_D> what? its an awesome game.

#1757 (4) - Posted by LGN Kirghy Lommax
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[22:43] <Teu> why the fuck does this person want to ball me argh
[22:43] <Teu> call*
[22:43] <Kirghy> lol
[22:43] <Teu> i need to go to bed
[22:44] <Sconn> ROFL
[22:44] <Ray_D> lololol

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