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#1406 (72) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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`Kaz: my computer continues falling apart
`Kaz: I get video artifacts on my friggin desktop now
`Kaz: this is after my cdrw died two days ago
Thuku: How old is the computer?
`Kaz: less than a year
`Kaz: wonderful no?
Thuku: Ugh.
`Kaz: .....
`Kaz: my chair just broke

#1542 (70) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<Licah> Hey neat, I lasted longer than eight minutes
<Licah> ...don't any of you quote me on that later

#1573 (64) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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* Glytch has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
<Glytch> I've discovered something today.
<Glytch> There are some weird links out there.
<Glytch> That is all.
<`Jester> So today was your first time on the internet then? :P
<Glytch> Yes! It was just so shocking.
<Glytch> I'm going to write a letter to the editor of the internet expressing my feelings.
<`Jester> while your at it, add a complaint about how hard it is to find porn

#1405 (55) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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<Toran> WHAT FUCKING GOOD IS AN ANTIDEPRESSANT THAT CAUSES SUICIDE?!!
<Randy> It gets rid of depressed people.
<Randy> They can be really depressing sometimes.
<Toran> I never really looked at "antidepressant" in that way before
<Randy> Thank God I'm around then.

#1566 (53) - Posted by LGN Jon Anchorage
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[11:25] <RS_JonAnchor> dang cant believe that I am not allowed to own a silencer in this state =(
[11:25] <Shikkie> who do you need to shoot that it has to be quiet?
[11:26] <RS_JonAnchor> a rat :)
[11:26] <Shikkie> bb gun
[11:27] <RS_JonAnchor> nah it will bounce off need to penetrate ;P
[11:28] <Shikkie> ten pumps should penetrate
[11:28] <Shikkie> er.
[11:28] <Shikkie> don't quote that
[11:28] <RS_JonAnchor> ROFL@!!!!

#1466 (51) - Posted by LCL Arloz Zaffro
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* `Face grabs a thermal detonator and throws it from behind the table
* Vason's eyes widen, and he chucks it back seconds before it detonates
<-- `Face has quit (Ping timeout)
<Vason> Oh god! I killed Face!

#1526 (44) - Posted by MGN Mystic Warrior
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RS_Gizmo damnit
RS_Gizmo why can't job requirements for stuff I want to do read, "Wanted: Inexperienced idiot"
RS_Gizmo it would make things sooo much easier
RS_Gizmo although knowing my luck I'd be told I was overqualified

#1564 (41) - Posted by MGN Rekio Corsair
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<GEN_Raven> Oh yeah
<GEN_Raven> apparantly ANOTHER professor thinks im crazy
<GEN_Raven> I went to one of the LA professors that deals with population studies and asked him for some growth models
<GEN_Raven> he asked me for what...
<GEN_Raven> I explained...
<GEN_Raven> ... he kicked me out of his office
* Vaughan99 laughs
<Vaughan99> He . . . kicked you out of his office?
<Vaughan99> Haha
* Vaughan99 shakes his head
<Vaughan99> Did you kick his ass? :P
<GEN_Raven> no I stood outside his office, waited 5 minutes
<GEN_Raven> and knocked again
<GEN_Raven> he opened the door, looked at me... and shut it in my face and locked it
<GEN_Raven> So... I figure I win
<GEN_Raven> which makes me 1-0 for the day
* Vaughan99 laughs!
<Vaughan99> You made a professor lock himself in his office?
<Vaughan99> Hahahaha
<Vaughan99> That's awesome
<Vaughan99> You should get a medal or something for that
<Vaughan99> Rekio, you're Medals Officer
<Vaughan99> Find something appropriate
<Vaughan99> Although it may be a whole new level of awesome beyond anything we currently have
<GEN_Raven> man, I was just trying to be a good ALO!
<GEN_Raven> I'm going to find another professor after my physics class
<Vaughan99> You could repackage it into a context more easily consumed by 'the norms'
<Vaughan99> Such as -- fiction writer :P
<GEN_Raven> fuck that
<Vaughan99> Yes, but you get what you want :P
<GEN_Raven> "I need to make up planetary information for an online group dealing with the logistics of a multi-sector spacial organization in the Star Wars universe. Population charts plz?"

#1507 (37) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<LCable> Make my package come faster!
<Deltavius> ... I really need to get my mind out of the gutter

#1101 (36) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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* `Kyle changes topic to 'I haven't said it enough lately, AOL sucks!'
* `Kyle has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

#1446 (35) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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<GA_Ronin> Dingo...you don't really think a straight person could have thought up the EH do you ? :)

#1468 (35) - Posted by BGN Joel Lance
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<Kerensky> Woah.
<`Kaz> woah?
<Kerensky> Er....wait
<Kerensky> that was supposed to be w aheee.
<Kerensky> ...a whee.
<`Kaz> So you're officially retracting the Whoa?
<Kerensky> Sure
* `Kaz nods
<`Kaz> Duly noted, sir please continue
<Kerensky> Ahem..
<Kerensky> wheeeeeeeeee.

#1544 (32) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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<`Kaz> heh
<`Kaz> Ebay is so screwed
<`Kaz> Google's going to destroy them
<`Carl> I've never used Ebay. Amazon and New Egg have provided me everything I've ever needed :P
<`Kaz> Amazon and Newegg rock the proverbial casbah
<LCable> I don't really use Amazon, but Newegg is t3h shit.
<`Kaz> Amazon's just as good
<Licah> Amazon has breasts!
<LCable> BOOOOOOOOBIES!
<`Kaz> Plus they ship with DHL
<`Kaz> So I dont have to deal with fucking UPS
<Licah> ..the breasts do?
<LCable> ship boobies via DHL!
<LCable> We'll call it Double DHL

#1592 (30) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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[23:17] <Sconn> But on a purely statistical level, if you think about it, every lesbian's a woman that isn't gonna sleep with me.

#1551 (28) - Posted by COM Kailen
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<Sconn> Aunt Jemima's not my aunt, she's black.
<kailen> a bit yes
<`Kaz> SCONN DOESNT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE
* kailen gasps
<kailen> I'm black
<TheShadow> Sconn, are you a little racist?
<LCable> Yes, his pimp hand is definitely racist.
<Sconn> ...nah dude, I'd love to express my love to a busty nubian princess. I'd express it all over her.
<`Kaz> 10 points to Sconn
<`Kaz> 0 to Cable
<kailen> lol
<`Kaz> You're going to need to really step up your game

#1727 (27) - Posted by LCL Anubis
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<ADM_Raven> On the plus side
<ADM_Raven> I fulfilled another of my top 100 goals in life
<@RA_Cyrel> made a bank employee cry?
<Valen> lol
<ADM_Raven> and that was say "Bitch, give me my money." and have it be true
<ADM_Raven> I got so mad I just blurted it out on the phone

#1581 (26) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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***Kaz demonstrates his scary-freaky powers of summoning the unwanted***

<`Kaz> A gay cowboy
* MERLANCE has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL

#1571 (26) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<CodyPup> great, randy's back to adding completely obscure randomness to the wiki
<`Davery> lol I noticed that too
<`Davery> He has no RS positions and he's not even in the club yet he randomly returns to make wiki entries
<`Davery> on like... space trade routes
<CodyPup> oh, THAT Nitram Lutha Hyperboulevard;
<`Josh> hey it keeps him busy and out of our hair, let him be
<CodyPup> The Nitram Lutha Hyperboulevard is named after the infamous Defel anarchist and peace activist, Nitram Lutha
<CodyPup> lol
<CodyPup> you can't really be an anarchist and a peace activist
<Shikkie> anarchy would permit peace or violence due to lack of order
<CodyPup> it would permit anything
<CodyPup> there'd be dogs with birthday hat cones on their heads covered in peanut butter running around killing cats riding atop walruses
<CodyPup> that aint peace
<`Josh> That would be cool to see though

#1465 (25) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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[20:13:36] * Zolir is now known as Moron`
[20:13:42] * Moron` is now known as Morone`

#1558 (25) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<Codyman> just remember the first rule of the RS: don't sleep with any woman in the RS
<Shinagami101> when im older and in it for 10 Years possibly
<`Kaz> yeah
<`Kaz> It fucks you up
<Shinagami101> i wouldnt anyway :P
<`Kaz> yeah man I wasnt going to either
<Codyman> you say that now, but sometimes they just drive up to your door and try to fuck you
<Codyman> spyder tore like a swath of destruction across the continental US
* Shinagami101 gets out a notepad and starts taking notes
<Shinagami101> do go on
<Codyman> some of their vaginas have been known to swallow entire souls

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