Hmm if they only knew about the other drunken misadventures of Josh Hawkins.
[18:55] <`Kaz> Jesus you guys should see Josh drunk, it's epic
[18:55] <`Eric> really
[18:55] <`Kaz> yup
[18:56] <ADM_Raven> omg, rofl
[18:56] <ADM_Raven> yes
[18:57] <`Kaz> he tried to rally a search party for his bottle
[18:57] <ADM_Raven> I'm glad that he didn't find it. He's in bad enough shape as it is right now
[18:57] <`Kaz> lol I can imagine
[21:13] <`Kaz> Screw China
[21:13] * X sets mode: -o `Josh
[21:13] <`Josh> no thanks, dunno what I'd catch
[21:13] <Markus_J> heh
[21:13] <Swifty> Why are we screwing China again?
[21:14] <Teu> they suck
[21:14] <Swifty> We should at least bring condoms then
[21:14] <Swifty> lest we get a plethora of STDs
[21:14] <NaesDraw> ... :P
[21:16] <Teu> Eeewww
[16:46] <`Z`> I got koed and put over by the Rabid Womp Rat =(
[16:46] <`Eric> awwww
[16:47] <`Z`> But I am better now.
[16:48] <`Eric> oh, ok.
[16:48] <`Z`> And I'll be even better in about 12 minutes
[16:49] <`Eric> what heppens in 12 mins?
[16:49] <`Eric> happens*
[16:49] <`Dismal`> Surprize sechs?
<RA_Cyrel> The only pleasent thing about warm weather is the lack of clothing some women wear.
<Eric|AFK> there's a down side to that, Cyrel
<RA_Cyrel> I said some women.
<RA_Cyrel> The spherical ones should remain clothed.
<Codyman> lol, I love teaching my students fake things
<Codyman> Fourth of Jew Lies
<Codyman> lol
<`Dismal`> ...haha
<Codyman> japanese people are so racist they can totally believe it too
<`Josh> I can't see out my window it's raining so hard
<`Josh> If I go away I lost power
<Remus|AFK> okay
<Remus|AFK> the following are current severe thinderstorm warnings for Mass see if one of these is your county Josh
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR MIDDLESEX COUNTY, NORFOLK COUNTY, SUFFOLK COUNTY, WORCESTER COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR MIDDLESEX COUNTY, WORCESTER COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING UPDATE FOR ESSEX COUNTY, MIDDLESEX COUNTY, SUFFOLK COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> Marine Alertsback to top
<Remus|AFK> SPECIAL MARINE WARNING FOR BOSTON HARBOR, COASTAL WATERS FROM MERRIMACK RIVER MA OUT 25 NM TO PLYMOUTH MA OUT 40 NM, MA
<Remus|AFK> Special Weather Alertsback to top
<Remus|AFK> yea dude
<`Josh> couldn't fucking tell BY THE STORM OVER MY HEAD
<`Josh> dumbass.
<`Josh> Really, we didn't need you to tell me the obvious.
<Rhuryc> I lol'd.
<Swifty> as did I
<`Josh> I kinda figured out we have a sever storm by the lightning and wall of rain blocking out my window
<Swifty> <<I also need a master in general. Any recommendations on that one?>>
<@Markus_1> «Sim until you find someone you think would be a good fit.»
<@RAD_Sconn> <<I'd recommend Master Bates. He still floats around the temple from time to time.>>
<Swifty> <<Who is he again?>>
<@RAD_Sconn> <<Tall guy, kinda pink, with a big head.>>
<<ADM_Raven>> VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHAN
<<CMDR_Jace>> they you could do incremental pt based
<<`Vaughan>> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN
<<CMDR_Jace>> like for 10-20 pts 2 merits
<<ADM_Raven>> you make me happy
<<CMDR_Jace>> 30-50 3 merits etc
<<`Vaughan>> "Sounds like you're sing-songing him" Belinda says, maybe jealously?
<<`Vaughan>> How do I make you happy, Raven dear?
<<ADM_Raven>> you'd better believe it, minister of boobies
<<ADM_Raven>> you're on my level of nerdiness so I don't feel like a complete outcast.
<<`Vaughan>> She giggles
<<`Vaughan>> Haha
<<ADM_Raven>> that and you're fucking awesome
<<`Vaughan>> What in particular has you happy?
<<ADM_Raven>> has me happy?
<<ADM_Raven>> im just drunk. and will be more drunk once the rest of the glass of whatever i had poured in it kicks in
<<`Vaughan>> I mean, what have I done specifically that's got you happy with me :P
<<ADM_Raven>> nothing
<<ADM_Raven>> you're just you
* <`Vaughan> laughs.
<<ADM_Raven>> and that makes you awesome
<<ADM_Raven>> i defy anyone here to disagree with me
<<`Vaughan>> "Awesome. Aww, sounds like he loves you unconditionally" Belinda says
<<ADM_Raven>> Oh I do. She'd better watch out.
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[19:11] <Rhuryc> >.>
[19:11] <Rhuryc> <.<
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[19:18] <Lord_Draw> X needs to go to the shop
