<Borsk> my god, that guy is a total dipsh*t *** Borsk was kicked by Kyle-LOA (You kiss my ass with that mouth?) *** Kyle-LOA has quit IRC (Quit: Life is like a box of bad chocolate, it gives you the sh*ts) <Borsk> hypocrite, anyone? :P
* Kweh walks off back to the Janitor's Office. <Borsk> Don't forget to give Rahj his daily anal masturbation like you promised. <Borsk> You are Rahj's bitch, remember? * Borsk points in the direction of Rahj's office * Kweh goes to Rahj's Office. <Toran> Give him time, Borsk, he still thinks his identity changes with nick changes :P * Kweh stays in there for a second as glass breaks, punches are heard thrown, and then walks back out without a scratch. <Borsk> Wow...you beat up his cat... * Kweh then falls over with giant claw in his back. <Borsk> Well, looks like the cat beat your ass. <Toran> That cat was heavily medicated after the speeder accident, too, what a pussy :P * Borsk watches Rahj's cat drag Tyr back into the office and strange unholy sounds are heard coming out :P* Kweh screams as Rahj's cat penetrates him in 6 places, he didnt even know he HAD. * Kweh comes out, claw marks all over him with giant claw holes.
<CMR_Randy> RENA! <Renan> RANDA! * Borsk looks at Randy, "Randa? You're a girl!" * CMR_Randy has kinky lesbian sex with rena :P <Renan> ooh! * Borsk looks at Randa and Rena, "Can I join in?" :P
<Morone`> Borsk, you could use the alt - F4 help command to learn them too
* Quits: JensenSmoke (~Stud142t@199.120.91.201) (Quit: "I want to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill." Full Metal Jacket)
* Joins: MAJ_Jensen (~Stud142t@199.120.91.201)
<LCL_Borsk> jensen, you actually used the alt-f4?
<MAJ_Jensen> yep
* Kelron thinks about Shan's pretty uh...I'll be back in a minute...after de-sticking. <Kelron> GM: The sound of running water and grunting is heard, then Kel returns back to his chair with a piece of toilet paper sticking to his boot <Borsk> ... <Ceaniel> ...
<Borsk> Kettch ignites his saber, impales Cay and then bites off his wang :P <CMR_Randy> <Bob Dole> *Gets the lube and mounts Cay's ass* PH34R //Y /!46R4!!!!!!!! * Cay-Qel absorbs the saber blade...then screams in agony as he loses his wang and then screams again as Dole starts ass raping him
<CMDR_T> then go talk to shik <RS_Randy> Ummm, no T <RS_Randy> I don't want copies of the amature porno he filmed with you <RS_Randy> Sorry, but I'm just not into that sh*t <CMDR_T> how dare u <CMDR_T> those are far from amature <RS_Randy> He said amature when he tried to sell 'em to me earlier *shrugs* <Borsk> fellas, it's amateur. <RS_Randy> Ah, see <RS_Randy> An expert has spoken
* Owain looks at Borsk "You'll never get away with this, not-blofeld!"* Blofeld looks at Owain, "Mahahahahah oh not-James I already have ::pushes a remote and a big viewscreen shows up:: As you can see, the dildo rockets have already launched, soon the entire women population of the world will be writhing in orgasms. Then...I shall rule the world!"* Owain curses "Never! Well, maybe not the orgasm part, but the rule-world part!"* Blofeld frowns, "Did...I forget something? ::dials a phone, whispers:: Sh*t! I forgot to order the anal dildos for men! ::chuckles nervously:: I must go ::descends into the floor via escape hatch and flys off in a dildo helicopter::
<Borsk> you haveth the...PINK EYE! :P
<`Jester> Apoc: Don't stick your finger in it
<COL_Apoc> ROFL!
<Cay-Qel> ty
* COL_Apoc looks at Shik
<COL_Apoc> LOL!
<COL_Apoc> Well, I think the cause of the injury was pink...but you know, not sure it was kinda dark.
<ADM-Shik> lol
<ADM-Shik> LROFLASFFF
<ADM-Shik> you shoulda got a good look at it
<COL_Apoc> Dude, it was right in my eye. I couldn't get a good light view :-P
<ADM-Shik> heh
<ADM-Shik> what if it managed to be a few inches lower and centered? :P
<COL_Apoc> Well...then maybe,
<`Jester> You should tell Sconn to be more careful about where he shoves his wang
<COL_Apoc> but its a moot point :-P
<COL_Apoc> Jest...not a wang.
* COL_Apoc looks around
<COL_Apoc> and not a cunt either.
* Borsk changes topic to '899 bottles of beer on the wall, 899 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 898 bottles of beer on the wall'
* Ode changes topic to '897 bottles of beer on the wall, 899 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 898 bottles of beer on the wall'
* Randy changes topic to 'Ode can't count ---> 897 bottles of beer on the wall, 899 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 898 bottles of beer on the wall'
[17:59] <Randy`> Go Shorty, it's ya birthday. We gonna circle jerk like it's ya birthday. :-P
[17:59] <Kelron> .........
[17:59] <CMR_Borsk> lmfao
[17:59] <CMR_Borsk> ewok bukkake was what that line made me think of :P
[17:59] <Randy`> Indeed :-P
[17:59] <Randy`> Kinkah sh*t, right there. :-P
[18:00] * CMR_Borsk would pay a fortune for a picture of Poc's face right now :P
[4:53] <Borskomir> Randy, we simming at 5?
[4:53] * Randy` has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[4:54] <Kelron> I guess not :P
[4:54] <Borskomir> Damn, doesnt that just suck a titty :P
