<SwiftySEMI> wait, that's really Max Reem?
<`Dismal`> Yes it is, Swifty.
<MCal> where's the jam?
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<SwiftySEMI> Where the hell has he been?
* `Dismal` sets mode: +o `Anubis`
<`Dismal`> Dining ladies and driving fast cars.
<`Max> fine ladies*
<`Dismal`> Lies.
<`Dismal`> I saw you with that fat chick.
<MCal> lol
<`Max> heh, fat chicks are like mopeds.
<`Max> They're fun to ride, but you never want anyone to know you did it.
<`Remus> Swifty where are you I need you
* `Josh has changed the topic to: Silly Robot Soap Opera Night | <`Remus>> Swifty where are you I need you
<<`Remus>> josh
<<`Remus>> you make the me sound gay on the topic
<<`Remus>> :(
<<`Remus>> Swifty I need you
[20:39] <`Kaz> Nature will retaliate with new and more complex forms of cancer :P
[20:39] <MCal> that's the sad thing
[20:39] <MCal> same with bacterial infections
[20:39] <MCal> and viral infections
[20:39] <DugongBot> and viral dugongfections
[20:39] <MCal> lol
swiftye: You know Terminator/Remus is annoying?
Naes Draw: er, no
swiftye: Kaz gave me the order to fix him
Naes Draw: oh, did he
Naes Draw: blaster, or something fancier?
swiftye: The order was so bad, Kaz apologized, wished me good luck, and gave me a list of people that
can help
Naes Draw: We could have Dagger jump 'em, and go from there
Naes Draw: Kicks is inventive...
swiftye: When Kirghy heard the order, he said
swiftye: "Swifty: Welcome to command"
Naes Draw: I think some of the Daggers have commando training, we could sneak in and get this guy.
Naes Draw: Or we could hire out some of CD
swiftye: Josh banned him from B&G, and Remus thought Josh banned him from the whole internet
Naes Draw doesn't appear to be paying much attention
swiftye whacks you
Naes Draw: With a fishie, I hope
swiftye: no, I graduated to cinderblocks
Naes Draw: oh
Naes Draw ducks
<Lenna> explains why i couldn't hear the music i put my headphones into the wrong hole
01<`Eric> .......
<Zedan> ...
<Zedan> Uh... They go on your ears.
01<`Eric> lmfao
<Zedan> I don't know... What... Else... You were expecting to hear them with...
11:14:32 PM <Markus_J> Markus can do what?
11:14:42 PM <Lurescz_V> stand on one leg and cover one eye
11:14:45 PM <Markus_J> I CAN!
11:14:51 PM <Lurescz_V> therefore showing us all what a true buttpirate looks like.
11:14:53 PM <Markus_J> ..lulz!
11:14:55 PM <Lurescz_V> OH!
11:14:57 PM <Lurescz_V> BURN!
11:14:57 PM <Teu> lol
11:15:00 PM * Lurescz_V sizzles. :P
11:15:03 PM * Cay-Qel gives Markus some ice
11:15:05 PM <Markus_J> By showing you a mirror, James?
11:15:18 PM <Lurescz_V> no, but doing the above action, blockhead. keep up, willya? :P
11:15:37 PM <Markus_J> Neg. That would require I take it in the pooper. Thus, I am no buttpirate, cockslurper.
11:16:03 PM <Teu> Now i want steak
[16:09] <Teu> Chopping onions with a big knife is a great anger reliever when one is angery
[16:11] <Lori_Star> stripping is also a good way to relief anger
[16:12] <Tethran> Lori: Care to send us pictures of you relieving stress then? :-p
[03:51:07] <SkrevSEMI> hey just wait til the million dollor boob or whatever comes out and your golden
[03:51:11] <SkrevSEMI> ...
[03:51:13] <SkrevSEMI> Book!
[03:51:16] <SkrevSEMI> Book I say!
[03:51:31] <Skifter> honestly..
[03:51:35] <Skifter> the "your" bothers me more
[03:51:41] <SkrevSEMI> rofl
[03:51:44] <Skifter> but yes, i do have million dollar boons, thank you
[03:51:52] <Skifter> boons? hahah
[03:51:56] <Skifter> that's what i get for lying
<`Josh> !lookup mom
<MrBot> 1. GEN Sair Mandella -- http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/profiles/185 -- anon@rebelsquadrons.org
<Kirghy> lol
* Sconn blinks
<Sconn> !lookup yourmom
<MrBot> 1. GEN Sair Mandella -- http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/profiles/185 -- anon@rebelsquadrons.org
<Sconn> heh
<Kirghy> !lookup sconn's mom
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[<`Kaz> way to go Kirghy
<`Kaz> Way to fucking go
<`Kaz> THIS is why we can't have nice things
<`Josh> ...
* Kirghy looks at Josh
<Kirghy> I think I broke it
