[09:55:28] <`Zek> <--- Was supposed to be golfing right now, but the stupid director of the tour didn't put his name down, cause we didn't call and tell him I was going to play since it didn't say we needed to on the info packet thingy
[09:55:32] <COL_Rzaven> ...t-y-p-o
[09:55:41] <COL_Rzaven> RZAVEN!
[09:55:45] <RedSOGGY> just climbed out the bath :P
[09:55:48] <COL_Rzaven> Sounds rappish
[09:55:50] * COL_Rzaven is now known as COL_Raven
[09:55:53] <Randy-sensei> So...
[09:56:03] <Randy-sensei> You're angry because you can't play golf...
[09:56:08] <`Zek> yeah
[09:56:38] * Randy-sensei teaches Zek to talk and curse like an enraged Scotsman
[09:57:45] <Randy-sensei> Hit the ball...
[09:57:48] <Randy-sensei> Get in the cart
[09:57:51] <Randy-sensei> Hit the ball...
[09:57:52] <Randy-sensei> Get in the cart
[09:57:56] <Randy-sensei> Hit the ball...
[09:57:58] <`Zek> no cart
[09:57:58] <Randy-sensei> Get in the cart
[09:58:00] <Randy-sensei> :-P
[09:58:15] <COL_Raven> heh
[09:58:18] <Randy-sensei> I say there's a cart.
[09:58:19] <COL_Raven> one time i went golfing
[09:58:19] <`Zek> we don't use carts, we do a thing called walking
[09:58:24] <COL_Raven> my dad was pissing me off
[09:58:27] <Randy-sensei> So there's a cart God dammit. :-P
[09:58:28] <COL_Raven> so I hit the ball really hard
[09:58:30] <COL_Raven> and really wrong
[09:58:34] <Randy-sensei> Like walking is so hard/
[09:58:39] <COL_Raven> it bounced off a tree and nailed him in the groin
[09:58:47] <Randy-sensei> lmfao
[09:58:49] <Randy-sensei> Justice
[09:58:51] <COL_Raven> I couldn't have planned it ANY better, or do it again even if I tried
[09:58:52] <`Zek> lol
[09:59:01] <COL_Raven> another time
[09:59:04] <COL_Raven> I hit the ball
[09:59:07] <COL_Raven> made a nice THWACK
[09:59:10] <COL_Raven> and i'm trying to find it
[09:59:15] <COL_Raven> "Wow, that must have gone fa..."
[09:59:22] <COL_Raven> I notice a white sphere lance down infront of me
[09:59:31] <COL_Raven> the ball went 3 feet forward, and about 5 miles up :P
[09:59:36] <Randy-sensei> lmfao
[09:59:41] <Randy-sensei> Mike please
[09:59:50] <Randy-sensei> I'm about to choke on my cereal. :-P
[09:59:54] <COL_Raven> Wait!
[09:59:56] <COL_Raven> Another time
[10:00:01] <COL_Raven> i'm going down a hill in the cart
[10:00:06] <COL_Raven> and the f*cking governor
[10:00:11] <COL_Raven> isn't letting me go fast...so I nail it
[10:00:16] <COL_Raven> then throw the f*cking thing in neutral :P
[10:00:35] <COL_Raven> it disengages the governor, and I slammed into a large standing pool of water (Ok...I couldn't turn and went into a lake...)
[10:00:52] <Randy-sensei> lol
[10:00:58] <COL_Raven> I told the guys at the club house it was a malfunction and got 3 free rounds of golf :P
[10:01:11] * Randy-sensei dies laughing
[10:01:16] <`Zek> lol
[10:01:37] <COL_Raven> I also was playing chicken, that day
[10:01:39] <Randy-sensei> Golf and Nascar. :-P
[10:01:44] <Randy-sensei> Both are "sports"
[10:01:44] <COL_Raven> with the pacer
[10:01:48] <Randy-sensei> Neither should be. :-P
[10:01:50] <COL_Raven> I was chatting with him
[10:01:57] <COL_Raven> he's like: "Yeah...this gets boring after awhile.'
[10:02:07] <COL_Raven> Me> "...Wanna play Chicken?"
[10:02:09] <COL_Raven> He nodded, and so we did :P
[10:02:26] <Randy-sensei> Who flinched first? :-P
[10:02:31] <COL_Raven> pshaw
[10:02:34] <COL_Raven> I kept ramming him :P
[10:02:37] <COL_Raven> he gave up :P
[10:02:38] <Randy-sensei> lol
[10:02:54] <COL_Raven> heh, another time, my dad goes to tee up
[10:02:56] <COL_Raven> 1st green
[10:02:59] <COL_Raven> stands too far back
[10:03:03] <COL_Raven> and the ball doesn't go straight
[10:03:04] <COL_Raven> oh no
[10:03:08] <COL_Raven> doesn't go diagional
[10:03:09] <COL_Raven> no no no
[10:03:12] <COL_Raven> goes straight to the right
[10:03:17] <COL_Raven> and blasts past like 3 people's heads
[10:03:35] <Randy-sensei> lol
[10:03:39] <`Zek> heh
[10:03:43] <COL_Raven> So here's this deathball
[10:03:48] <COL_Raven> bounces off the clubhouse side
[10:03:50] <Randy-sensei> I never knew golf could be so amusing in reality. :-P
[10:03:51] <COL_Raven> and smacks into...
[10:04:01] <COL_Raven> a 2002, brand new (no plates, the paper sh*tty thing)
[10:04:03] <COL_Raven> corvette
[10:04:16] <Randy-sensei> rofl
[10:04:16] <COL_Raven> the owner chased my dad across the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 5th holes
[10:04:18] <`Zek> roflol
[10:04:36] <Randy-sensei> Justice :-P
[10:04:37] <COL_Raven> Here *I* am at the tee
[10:04:39] <COL_Raven> laughing my ass off
[10:05:00] <COL_Raven> so i hit the ball, crappy shot because i was laughing
[10:05:03] <COL_Raven> next guy walks up
[10:05:05] <COL_Raven> SMASH!
[10:05:10] <COL_Raven> puts HIS ball through the vette's windshield
[10:05:19] <Randy-sensei> lmfao
[10:05:46] <Randy-sensei> I think there's a lesson there. :-P
[10:05:51] <COL_Raven> Yeah
[10:05:54] <COL_Raven> Aim for the vette
[10:06:00] <COL_Raven> and you'll sink a hole in 1
[10:06:10] <Randy-sensei> roflmfao
[10:06:26] <Randy-sensei> brb
[10:06:27] <COL_Raven> lets see
[10:06:32] <COL_Raven> any other funny sports stories...
[10:06:34] <COL_Raven> OH YEAH
[10:06:38] <COL_Raven> I was at the batting cages
[10:06:45] <COL_Raven> and ya know how they have those automated systems, blah blah
[10:06:50] <COL_Raven> and there's a guy sometimes in there
[10:06:55] <COL_Raven> with a cage around him
[10:07:02] <COL_Raven> well, our cage had some holes in it
[10:07:04] <COL_Raven> from abuse
[10:07:16] <COL_Raven> but they didn't think a ball could fit through em
[10:07:20] <COL_Raven> so they didn't bother repairing
[10:07:28] <COL_Raven> so im standing at the plate, ball comes...
[10:07:30] <COL_Raven> THWACK
[10:07:35] <COL_Raven> I see it go through one of the holes
[10:07:52] <COL_Raven> and a resounding "SON OF A MOTHER F*CKING OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW." Rings across the cagee
[10:08:06] <Randy-sensei> lol
[10:08:09] <COL_Raven> nailed the poor guy in the back with the ball
[10:08:17] <COL_Raven> as he was fixing something
[10:08:28] <Randy-sensei> lmfao
