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#389 (2) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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<`HotShot> When Orny is Horny, nothing can stop him :P
<Xexre> Yes, things can stop me.
<Xexre> 1.) If it ain't legal
<Xexre> 2.) If it ain't protected
<Xexre> 3.) If it ain't consentual
<Xexre> 4.) If my zipper's stuck
<RS_Sair> Thats why you should carry a pocket knife around with you.

#977 (-1) - Posted by BGN Fion "Zero" Grell
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[17:44] <Xexre> Texas Justice is simple. [17:44] <Xexre> We tie him to the back of our '86 Ford. [17:44] <Xexre> We go out to the dry, barren fields. [17:44] <Xexre> And we drag the sonuva bitch from here to Timbuk-f*cking-tu.

#1044 (2) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<Xexre> Ghandi was the f*cking sh!t man.
<Xexre> He'd take down Vader 1-on-1
<Xexre> Just walk up and beat the sh!t outta him with his Stickdeath arms.
<Xexre> Vader's be like "WTF OMG THAT"S BS"
<Xexre> Then Ghandi, "pwnd j00 n00b"
<`Davery> LOL
<TR_Hawk> rofl
<VA-Shik> STICKDEATH
<Nitemare> LOL
<Xexre> Then the Emperor will be all like "rofl Vader sux"
<`Davery> Imagine james ealr jones going "WTF OMG THAT'S BS"
<TR_Hawk> 1337 w4rZ
<Xexre> Then he'll try to blast Ghandi, but Ghandi'll be like "wtf j00 r n00b bitch"
<`Davery> When I get a ton of money one day I'll make him say that
<`Davery> just so we can all hear it
<Xexre> Then Ghandi'll smack Emperor down and be like "haha pwn3d"
<`Entropy> God. I am so glad I've never played online games with Orny. All that l33t talk would drive me insance.
<`Entropy> *insane
<Xexre> And the Emperor's like "WTF OMG THAT'S BS"
<Xexre> Then Vader, "rofl, my patron suqs"
<Xexre> Then the Emperor'll PK Vader, and he'll be like "stfu n00b"

#394 (3) - Posted by RA Sentry
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* `Xexre growls, flexing his onyx claws, his crimson bat wings flapping a bit, waving his tail around, the
crimson spiked tail looming menacingly.
<Sentry> Orny... what are you, exactly?
<`Xexre> Not sure yet.
<`Xexre> But I'm deadly.


#1021 (1) - Posted by MGN Randy "Archangel" Starkiller
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<Xexre> I gotta go make ANOTHER deposit in my mom's account. brb. >>> Xexre (*!*helium@209.33.154.*) is now known as OrnySex <<>> 02:35:47

#987 () - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Xexre> I had a threesome with Vender and Toran.
<Xexre> It was fun. I whipped their asses.

#414 (0) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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(`Davery) heh
<Cpt-Randy> heh
<Sair> heh
<Sair> heh
<Capt_Mo> heh
<`Xexre> heh
graz.at.Eu.UnderNet.org rejoins Amsterdam-R.NL.Eu.UnderNet.org, ending the netsplit at 01/05/2001 10:39:57.pm
(`Davery) heh
<`Xexre> heh
<Sair> heh
*** Damian_VM (bhaal@*.tmns.net.au) Quit <01/05/2001 10:40:37.pm> (Just because I'm not alone doesn't mean I'm not lonely...)
*** jbean (EHNet@*.satx.rr.com) Part #rs_bar_and_grill 10:40:43.pm 01/05/2001
(`Davery) bah. that bastard broke the chain :P
<Sair> Lets beat him.
<CmdrBlues> heh
<`Xexre> heh
(`Davery) heh
<`Jester`> heh
<Cpt-Randy> heh
<`Xexre> heh
(`Davery) heh
<Cpt-Randy> heh
<`Jester`> heh
<`Xexre> heh
<Cpt-Randy> heh
(`Davery) heh
<MajSconn> heh
<Cpt-Randy> heh
<Sair> heh
(`Kaz) orny
<Cpt-Randy> heh
(`Davery) DAMNIT
@ `Kaz jumps on Orny
<Sair> orny
(`Davery) Way to go, Kaz :P
<Cpt-Randy> Dammit Kaz!

#278 (-1) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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* Keets sits back down on the couch and lays Los in his lap
* Xexre yawns.
<Raandu> and?
* Cpt-Randy beats Raandu down with Ater
<Ater> Stop humping my tree.
<Raandu> Los you're still oped?
<Xexre> Keets, using women to cover your hard-on is not very effective.
<Xexre> Trust me.
<Los> yup
<Raandu> :P
* Raandu pouts
* StrmTroop tackles Keets, making Los fall to the couch by herself
<Keets> shuttup Orny, you'll let everyone know
* Los flashes her op sign at Raandu
* Keets is uncovered
* StrmTroop laughs
* Los bounces on the couch
<Xexre> Considering Los is slowly rising off of your lap...

#409 () - Posted by BGN Rave Craise
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<`Rave> whoa! Orny's horny <Xexre> Orny's always horny.<Xexre> That's why he's Orny. <`Rave> heh
<Xexre> And a very, very Xexy man. <Capt_Mo> hehehe
<`Los> very Xexy

#1017 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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* LicahFox eats Orny
<Xexre> ...
<`HotShot> You don't wanna do that...he likes that. :P
* Xexre throws Licah at HS.
* `HotShot ducks
<`HotShot> Aflac!

#1056 (1) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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* shikjk2 lyks orny
<Xexre> Oh God
* Xexre lyks Shik.

#413 (1) - Posted by MGN Randy "Archangel" Starkiller
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<CmdrBlues> heh <`Xexre> heh (`Davery) heh <`Jester`> heh <Cpt-Randy> heh <`Xexre> heh (`Davery) heh <Cpt-Randy> heh <`Jester`> heh <`Xexre> heh <Cpt-Randy> heh (`Davery) heh <MajSconn> heh <Cpt-Randy> heh <Sair> heh

#763 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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<Xexre> I wonder what would happen if somebody killed the Pope in an act of God.

#180 (1) - Posted by LCM Ater-Itos-Sist-Gand
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<CMDRXexre> Shik, can I have your ass?
<BGNShik> orny, no.

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