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#957 (2) - Posted by LGN Trate Daxson
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* BGN_Coop feels like some sex
* Trate bends Coop over
* BGN_Coop waits for it
* Trate slowly eases it in
* BGN_Coop bites his lower lip
* Trate thrusts the broomstick in and out of Coop's rear
* BGN_Coop whimpers with delight
* BGN_Coop wonders what state the B&G's come to when anal broom sex goes unnoticed

#564 (-1) - Posted by LCM Raven Arestar
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<`Trate> what's the number one cause of death in this world? <{|Raven|}> masturbation :P <`Trate> damn, you must really get going

#638 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<`Kaz> nasty is Rahj in a miniskirt * `Kaz shudders <`Kaz> Last time I ever go into dave's office <Trate> was Dave doing him from the back? <`Kaz> ....you think I'd stay to check?

#589 (2) - Posted by LGN Trate Daxson
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(Raandu) PM deep throats? (Raandu) I bet he's not as good as Mike <CMRVender> So that's who you got head from? (Raandu) got? (Raandu) It's get ;D <`Trate> not if it's past tense * COL-Mike looks up from Raandu's crotch <COL-Mike> Trust me, it's get

#561 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Sigz> yes! i've peneTrated the penis

#828 () - Posted by RA Sienn Sconn
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* StrmTroop casTrates himself with a dull, rusted spoon

#1124 (-2) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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* Kweh walks off back to the Janitor's Office. <Borsk> Don't forget to give Rahj his daily anal masturbation like you promised. <Borsk> You are Rahj's bitch, remember? * Borsk points in the direction of Rahj's office * Kweh goes to Rahj's Office. <Toran> Give him time, Borsk, he still thinks his identity changes with nick changes :P * Kweh stays in there for a second as glass breaks, punches are heard thrown, and then walks back out without a scratch. <Borsk> Wow...you beat up his cat... * Kweh then falls over with giant claw in his back. <Borsk> Well, looks like the cat beat your ass. <Toran> That cat was heavily medicated after the speeder accident, too, what a pussy :P * Borsk watches Rahj's cat drag Tyr back into the office and strange unholy sounds are heard coming out :P* Kweh screams as Rahj's cat peneTrates him in 6 places, he didnt even know he HAD. * Kweh comes out, claw marks all over him with giant claw holes.

#1566 (41) - Posted by LGN Jon Anchorage
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[11:25] <RS_JonAnchor> dang cant believe that I am not allowed to own a silencer in this state =(
[11:25] <Shikkie> who do you need to shoot that it has to be quiet?
[11:26] <RS_JonAnchor> a rat :)
[11:26] <Shikkie> bb gun
[11:27] <RS_JonAnchor> nah it will bounce off need to peneTrate ;P
[11:28] <Shikkie> ten pumps should peneTrate
[11:28] <Shikkie> er.
[11:28] <Shikkie> don't quote that
[11:28] <RS_JonAnchor> ROFL@!!!!

#1581 (24) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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***Kaz demonsTrates his scary-freaky powers of summoning the unwanted***

<`Kaz> A gay cowboy
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