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#1819 (3) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<RayDjo> Kane
<RayDjo> come play Pazaak with me
* RayDjo headbutts Kane.
<Skreveryish> Kane doesn't exist
<RayDjo> dammit
<RayDjo> why not?
<Skreveryish> Most likely he is at work.
<Skreveryish> He just sits in the channel
<RayDjo> SKREVS!
<RayDjo> come play Pazaak with me!
<RayDjo> lol
<Josh|Sleep> he's in a sim
<RayDjo> ^_-
<RayDjo> JOSH!
<RayDjo> come play Pazaak with me!
<Josh|Sleep> go away I'm sleeping
<RayDjo> LIES

#1786 (9) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<@Licah> wtf Kane
<@Licah> wtf.
* @Licah (~licah@c-71-235-99-213.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: wtf Kane)
<Kane_R> Like...
<Kane_R> ...
<Kane_R> ...Why am I happy, suddently?
<Rahm_Nyko> cause u made licah ragequit

#1611 (10) - Posted by BGN Eric Reagan
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Another Kane quote. In this quote, we see yet another instance of how Kane wants to "bugger" Markus.

<Kane_R> Markus, that's my laptop, give it to me, and don't give me the look, I know you probably hate kids, and I'll bugger you for my laptop if you don't give it back.'
<Markus_J> ...Bugger me?
<Markus_J> Dude.
<Sconn> Eww.
<Eric_27> watch out
<Eric_27> he has the herpes

#1634 (-5) - Posted by BGN Eric Reagan
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Kane has a....virbo? I think that means he has a vibrator....AHAHAHAHA!

<Kane_R> I won't really use anything more than my virbo.

#1779 (10) - Posted by COL Kane "Kid" Dev Redron
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<Ray|MP> Kane
<Ray|MP> get your ass in the room!
<Kane_R> ....
<Ray|MP> wait.
<Kane_R> Uhhhh....
<Ray|MP> not like that!
<Kane_R> I'm..........................
<Kane_R> Ummm...........
<Ray|MP> NOT LIKE THAT
<Kane_R> ...
<Ray|MP> dont quote that either
<Kane_R> ...
<Kane_R> Ahem.
<Kane_R> Hmm, hmm.
<Kane_R> ...
<Ray|MP> oh NO you DIDNT
<Kane_R> ...
<Kane_R> Uhhh...
<Kane_R> I'll back off, reeaaaaallly slooow....
<Kane_R> And then say "Too late" and start running....

#1755 (2) - Posted by LGN Rhuryc
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<@RA_Cyrel> Kane, if this is making you uncomfortable, feel free to say so. I'll hapilly banhammer.
<Rhuryc> Oh shi-
<Kane_R> But the one you decided to call me...
<Kane_R> ...seriously?
<Rhuryc> Wait for it.
<Rhuryc> Waaaaaaaaait for it.
<Kane_R> You know I'd just say I feel uncomfortable just to see the banhammer?
<@RA_Cyrel> In that case, go for it.
<Kane_R> CYREL! I FEEL UNCUMFORTABLE :'(
* Rhuryc waits for it.
* RA_Cyrel sets mode: +b *!*@173.176.215.44
* Kane_R was kicked by RA_Cyrel (ahahahah)
* Rhuryc highfives Cyrel.
* @RA_Cyrel hi5s.

#1773 (5) - Posted by LCL Anubis
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<Anbu> Welcome back, foo.
<`Eric> thx
<Kane_R> Np
<`Eric> I ended up falling asleep
<Anbu> lol
<Kane_R> I ended up tired
<Anbu> Don't doubt it.
<`Eric> which isn't going to be good for later on tonight when I need to sleep....
<Anbu> I promise I'll keep you up as long as possible. :P
<Anbu> Because I'm that caring. :P
<`Eric> LOL
<`Eric> of course you are.
<Anbu> Yeah
<Anbu> I do that for all the boys in the hood.
<Anbu> :P
<Kane_R> Of course I am.
<`Eric> Do you do nice things for the boys all the time?
<`Eric> or just on the weekends? :P
<Anbu> lol fuck you.
<Kane_R> Both?
<`Eric> Thanks, but no thanks!
<`Eric> And Kane: We already knew that. :P
<Anbu> HAHAHA
<Kane_R> Then why ask?
<Kane_R> :P
<Kane_R> ...
<Kane_R> oh
<Kane_R> fuck
<Anbu> Dumbass.
<Kane_R> Hai Anbu :P

#1787 (12) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<Surlan> Surlan....is just surlan
<Kane_R> Oh, your real name's surlan?
<Kane_R> Cool
<Kane_R> They usually say not to do that.
<Surlan> no my real name is Sean
<Kane_R> ...
<Kane_R> They usually say not to say it either.
<@RayDjo> lol
<Surlan> Sean ********
<@RayDjo> .........
<Kane_R> What's your adress?
<Surlan> **** *** ******* ****** ** *****
<@RayDjo> ............
<Kane_R> Okay
<@Licah> lololol
<Surlan> apt ****
<Kane_R> Check your mail in like...3 weeks.
<@RayDjo> LOL
<Kane_R> You're gonna love it.
<@RayDjo> Kane be sending you love letters. :P
<@RayDjo> watch out for pictures
<Kane_R> Oh yeah.
<Kane_R> I'm totally sending goatse

#1784 (2) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<RayDjo> Kane! say something to me in french.
<Kane_R> Why
<RayDjo> cause its hot. lol
<Kane_R> Sure, tell me something to say, and I'll translate it in french :P)
<RayDjo> how about, "lina is a sexy bitch" LOL
<Kane_R> Well, in french, it's translated in an insult.
<Kane_R> I mean, Sexy is okay. Sexy is Sexy. But Bitch is translated in a horrible insult
<RayDjo> hmmmm. Well… then what would you say to your friends if like, you saw a hot girl walk down the street? just "wow she is sexy?"
<RayDjo> Canadians are so uncreative.
<Kane_R> Well, I would'nt say anything much
<RayDjo> ........
<RayDjo> i knew it
<Kane_R> Go to hell.
<RayDjo> you ARE gay
<Kane_R> And I'm angry.
<Kane_R> Yes, I am.
<RayDjo> You are what!? Gay!?
<Kane_R> No.
<Kane_R> Angry.
<Kane_R> Dumbass.

#1721 (14) - Posted by BGN Eric Reagan
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<Kyle_31> Am Kyle!.....you subsequently all die from utter failure
<Kane_Dead> Lol
<Z_17> cept me
<Z_17> because of the tree I planted, right? ;)
<Eric_23> Yeah
<Eric_23> but you die
<Eric_23> because you get attacked by muppets
<Eric_23> since you know I'm dead and not around to kill them
<Z_17> YOU SON OF A BITCH!
<RA_Cyrel> Right, so apparently we need Kyle and Sconn in the same room, just going "Am Kyle!" "Am Sconn!" back and forth
<Z_17> They are over grown socks, I think I got it
<Kane_Dead> ...
<Tawny_23> Like hell you do
<Z_17> overgrown*
<Eric_23> roflmao
<Kane_Dead> I read "They are over grown cocks"...
<Tawny_23> But I'm still alive
<Kyle_31> Am Kyle!-the universe begins to collapse "Am Sconn!"-And it's back
<Eric_23> ROFL
<Z_17> LOL
<Eric_23> figures Kane
Kane_Dead facepalms.
<Eric_23> I am quoting that.

#1609 (-2) - Posted by BGN Eric Reagan
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Kane_R looks at tha Markus. *I whished I would have the money to have that.*

#1610 (-1) - Posted by BGN Eric Reagan
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<Kane_R> Josh
<Kane_R> wtf?
<`Josh> Lost your penis?
<`Josh> I can't help you.
<Kane_R> There's a hole now!

#1612 (12) - Posted by COL Teu Veld
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* Kane_R jumps...into the hatch with a big HUMP! <q> ''UGh...kriff...''
<Teu> <<are you humping the lift floor?>>
<RA_Raven> <<A BIG HUMP!>>

#1724 (16) - Posted by LCL Anubis
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<Kane_R> You know...I'm actually thinking...
<`Eric> WHAT?!?!?
<Nicolai> Thinking?
<Nicolai> Wtf
<`Eric> YOU'RE THINKING??
<`Anubis> IMPOSSIBLE!
<`Eric> STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!

#1769 (4) - Posted by COL Teu Veld
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<Kane_R> Yeah, cuz' Ray'd say stop, I'd stop seconds laters, she'd start it back, I'd start it seconds later, I'd say stop, Ray wouldn't stop.

#1776 (0) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<Kane_R>> ...THERE'S NO ONE!!!111!!!
* VA_Cyrel (RA_Cyrel@cblmdm72-241-197-155.buckeyecom.net) has joined #Allegience
* <X> gives channel operator status to VA_Cyrel
<<Kane_R>> ...THERE'S SOMEONE!
<<VA_Cyrel>> I NEED TO POOP
<<Kane_R>> But is he on? Is it fake?
* VA_Cyrel is now known as Cy_afk
<<Kane_R>> OMG
<<Kane_R>> IT IS...
<<Kane_R>> ...
<<Kane_R>> Lulz.
<<Kane_R>> It was.
<<Kane_R>> Oh well.
<<Kane_R>> I guess I make people poop.
<<Kane_R>> ...
<<Kane_R>> :'(

#1778 (5) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<Kane_R>> I actually think I'll head to bed...
<<Kane_R>> My hand hurts like a bitch...
<<`Josh>> ...

#1780 (7) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<Kane_R> Kirgz, if I say Canada, what do you think of?
<Keiran> and dont say sum 41 or simple plan
<@Kirghy> hockey
<Kane_R> Kirgz.
<Kane_R> I <3 you.
<Kane_R> Badly.

#1789 (16) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<@MrBot> (#27/49) imunelilmn afnloc
<RayDjo> milennium falcon
<Licah> milllllennnniiummmmm falcon
<@Kirghy> millenium falcon
<Kane_R> millenium falcon
<Licah> who can spell it
<RayDjo> millenium falcon
<Licah> none of us apparently
<Kane_R> milenium falcon
<RayDjo> LOL
<Licah> millennium falcon
<@MrBot> Correct! (3pts) Licah answered: Millennium Falcon

#1798 (6) - Posted by COL Teu Veld
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<Kane_R> Urg
<Kane_R> I have belly burns.
<Kane_R> ...No more crabs for me.
<Kane_R> Ever.

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