A fine example of the confusion caused by the "ES" April Fools joke
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[21:50] <Drysso|WTF> How's that going to affect the OOB?
[21:50] <`Vaughan> How do you mean?
[21:50] <Drysso|WTF> having EH join us
[21:50] <`Vaughan> EH?
[21:50] <Drysso|WTF> Emperor's Hammer
[21:51] <`Jester> Drysso, whats the date?
[21:51] <Drysso|WTF> April 1st
[21:52] <`Jester> now put 2 and 2 together Drysso
[21:52] * `Jester waits while the gears turn slooooooooooooooowly
[21:52] <Drysso|WTF> (maybe there's something I haven't read...)
[21:53] * Drysso|WTF starts rummaging through my emails...
[21:53] <`Jester> April 1st is also known as.............
[21:53] <Drysso|WTF> GOD FUCKING DAMINT
[21:53] <`Jester> finally
[21:53] * `Vaughan laughs
Although this line was directed towards a specific individual, it really applies to each and every one of us in the RS...
(Note: Belinda talking through Vaughan's IRC connection)
<`Vaughan> "The day that I say 'Dave, I want sex' and you go 'No, I can't, I'm busy with Star Wars', then it's a problem"
<`Josh> For the record: I didn't vote for Dave :P
<Vaughan99> The Minister of Boobies voted Raven
<Vaughan99> I . . . have no vote, so didn't vote at all :P
<Rekio> I voted for the Hoff.
<KazAFK> I abstained like a mormon
<GEN_Raven> Eric voted in your steed :P
<Vaughan99> That bastard stole Kaz's horse!
<KazAFK> lol
<KazAFK> ...Vaughan...
<KazAFK> You fucking win
Friday Night - Saturday Morning (7th/8th Dec) Madness in the B&G
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03[01:39] * CrazyFace has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:40] <CrazyFace> hiyo
[01:40] <`Kaz> woah woah...
[01:40] <CrazyFace> what is this crazy place
[01:40] <`Kaz> CrazyFace?
[01:40] <`Kaz> Im sorry, how is that a name?
[01:40] <`Kaz> That's more of an abstract idea
[01:41] <Codyman> good question
[01:41] <Sair> In January 2008... Meet... CRAZYFACE
03[01:41] * Serpico has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:41] <CrazyFace> what's a Kaz?
[01:41] <Codyman> what is this crazy place?
[01:42] <Serpico> I'd like some grilled ham please
[01:42] <Sair> perhaps its a crazy train
[01:42] <Serpico> with a Tennets chaser
[01:42] <`Kaz> ....what the fuck
[01:42] <`Kaz> Who are you people
06[01:42] * Teu_32 sings Crazy train at the top of her lungs
[01:42] <`Kaz> Sair, are you watching the door?
[01:42] <CrazyFace> i dunno escapees from the womb
[01:42] <Sair> hell no
[01:42] <Serpico> who are what people?
[01:42] <Sair> though I can tell you that Teu is apparently pretending to be a
girl.
[01:42] <`Kaz> What do I pay you for then?
06[01:42] * CrazyFace starts breaking shit
[01:42] <`Vaughan> !lookup serpico
[01:42] <MrBot> No results found.
[01:42] <`Kaz> Oh no, not more pretend girls
[01:43] <Sair> yeah
[01:43] <Codyman> teu is a girl who pretends to be a man
[01:43] <Sair> its Jack all over again
03[01:43] * cliffster has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:43] <Teu_32> um Sair i am a girl
[01:43] <cliffster> sup
[01:43] <Codyman> heh, it's like cheers now
[01:43] <CrazyFace> NORM!!!
[01:43] <Teu_32> my name is Elisabeth
[01:43] <Sair> Sure you are, BOB
[01:43] <Codyman> and she's 32
[01:43] <cliffster> bullshit, Teui
[01:43] <Teu_32> what
[01:43] <cliffster> did i stutter?
[01:43] <Codyman> Bombs Over Bahgdad!
[01:44] <Teu_32> I Am a female
[01:44] <`Kaz> which time?
[01:44] <`Kaz> 91 or now
[01:44] <CrazyFace> chicks don't hang out online
[01:44] <Sair> isn't that an offspring song
[01:44] <Codyman> nope
[01:44] <Codyman> Outkast
[01:44] <Sair> well shit
06[01:44] * cliffster whistles and says, "Next time, drop the nick"
[01:44] <cliffster> yea yea
[01:44] <`Josh> ok, lay off her.
[01:44] <cliffster> so I forgot
[01:44] <Sair> they have some bahgdad song
[01:44] <cliffster> fuck you
03[01:45] * X sets mode: +o `Josh
06[01:45] * CrazyFace feels a fight a brewin'
[01:45] <`Vaughan> Teu's a member; who the hell are the rest?
[01:45] <`Josh> fuck you he says..
06[01:45] * `Josh nods
01[01:45] <HeavyAFK> hehe
03[01:45] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*Confused@*.dc.dc.cox.net
03[01:45] * cliffster was kicked by `Josh (bye)
[01:45] <`Josh> Anyone else?
06[01:45] * CrazyFace points to X
[01:45] <Sair> the hell
[01:45] <Sair> Kaz, Josh is speaking
[01:45] <Sair> what did you do
[01:45] <CrazyFace> lol
[01:46] <Teu_32> hi Josh
[01:46] <Sair> did you read an ancient evil book
[01:46] <Serpico> I'm undercover
[01:46] <`Kaz> Josh has learned well from the Teachings of Kaz
[01:46] <`Kaz> I read lots of those actually
[01:46] <CrazyFace> what is a kaz anyways?
[01:46] <`Kaz> I even wrote a few
[01:46] <CrazyFace> like.. pez?
01[01:46] <HeavyAFK> Kaz is King, you will bow
03[01:46] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Kaz (This is a Kaz, that is a Kaz, you are
not a Kaz, goodbye!)
03[01:46] * CrazyFace has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:47] <Sair> did you just call Kaz Ewe Boll?
06[01:47] * CrazyFace coughs uncomfortably.. "I think i just had sex somehow"
06[01:47] * CrazyFace returns kaz's boot
[01:47] <Sair> Unlikely.
03[01:47] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*dementedd@*.31.121.70.cfl.res.rr.com
03[01:47] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Josh (You'll never know what sex is.)
[01:48] <Sair> seriously, what is this
[01:48] <`Josh> Are we done with being fucking stupid tonite?>
[01:48] <Codyman> lol
[01:48] <Sair> I'm frightened and confused
06[01:48] * Serpico once saw a man looking like MC Hammer got hung
[01:48] <Serpico> it stuck with me
[01:49] <`Josh> Now.. there remains two questions I need to ask.
[01:49] <`Josh> 1. Who were the asshats I just banned?
[01:49] <`Josh> 2. Who the fuck is serpico ?
[01:49] <`Kaz> You missed one
03[01:49] * `Kaz sets mode: +b *!*@TheShane.users.undernet.org
[01:49] <Sair> I MISSED YOUR FACE
03[01:50] * Serpico was kicked by `Kaz (Y HALLO THAR!)
<GEN_Raven> Oh yeah
<GEN_Raven> apparantly ANOTHER professor thinks im crazy
<GEN_Raven> I went to one of the LA professors that deals with population studies and asked him for some growth models
<GEN_Raven> he asked me for what...
<GEN_Raven> I explained...
<GEN_Raven> ... he kicked me out of his office
* Vaughan99 laughs
<Vaughan99> He . . . kicked you out of his office?
<Vaughan99> Haha
* Vaughan99 shakes his head
<Vaughan99> Did you kick his ass? :P
<GEN_Raven> no I stood outside his office, waited 5 minutes
<GEN_Raven> and knocked again
<GEN_Raven> he opened the door, looked at me... and shut it in my face and locked it
<GEN_Raven> So... I figure I win
<GEN_Raven> which makes me 1-0 for the day
* Vaughan99 laughs!
<Vaughan99> You made a professor lock himself in his office?
<Vaughan99> Hahahaha
<Vaughan99> That's awesome
<Vaughan99> You should get a medal or something for that
<Vaughan99> Rekio, you're Medals Officer
<Vaughan99> Find something appropriate
<Vaughan99> Although it may be a whole new level of awesome beyond anything we currently have
<GEN_Raven> man, I was just trying to be a good ALO!
<GEN_Raven> I'm going to find another professor after my physics class
<Vaughan99> You could repackage it into a context more easily consumed by 'the norms'
<Vaughan99> Such as -- fiction writer :P
<GEN_Raven> fuck that
<Vaughan99> Yes, but you get what you want :P
<GEN_Raven> "I need to make up planetary information for an online group dealing with the logistics of a multi-sector spacial organization in the Star Wars universe. Population charts plz?"
* RS_JonAnchor is confused on whats going on by Nov 20th ;)
<Rekio> Jon are you staying with Phal or Rag?
<RS_JonAnchor> cant have both eh?
<Rekio> uhh, no.
<RS_JonAnchor> bummer
<RS_JonAnchor> then it will be Phal
<Rekio> k
<RS_JonAnchor> but I want Rag as well ;)
<Rekio> I want a million dollars.
<Rekio> Want to trade?
<RS_JonAnchor> sure you give me a million dollars I will give you Rag ;P
<Rekio> heh
<RS_JonAnchor> ROFL!!!
<Rekio> None of the IBG squadrons are very strong. So there's a possibility that Phal will fold.
<Rekio> So then you might get Rag :P
<RS_JonAnchor> But I want Phal also ;)
<RS_JonAnchor> cant I have both?
<RS_JonAnchor> so how is this going to work are we going for XWA and XvT platform tied together?
<Rekio> yes, no.
<Rekio> the same a smiliar story. but Vaughan's got it all put together.
<RS_JonAnchor> huh? so then I can have both Rag and Phal on my profile?
<Rekio> no
<RS_JonAnchor> m'kay
<Rekio> its one unit
<Rekio> one big happy family
<Rekio> or something
<RS_JonAnchor> yeah but.....why cant we still have the same squads?
<Rekio> we do
<RS_JonAnchor> then I can have both Rag and Phal in my profile then
<Rekio> no
<RS_JonAnchor> grr....
<Rekio> Phal and Rag are competeing against each other.
<Rekio> Thus you can't be in both.
<RS_JonAnchor> I can compete with myself I do it all the time
<Rekio> ...
<Rekio> I will hurt.
<RS_JonAnchor> want me to argue with myself?
<Rekio> no, go run ORW3 :P
<RS_JonAnchor> dont make me do it
* Rekio shoos
<RS_JonAnchor> ROFL!!!!
<RS_JonAnchor> "click click" quoted!! ;P
<RS_JonAnchor> I Love my Job!!!
