<Teu> Kazzz i learned something
<Teu> when a bar catches on fire it really goes up
<`Kaz> ......Teu
<`Kaz> What....what did you do
<Teu> It wasnt me
<Teu> i swear
<Teu> i was at walmart when the bar caught fire
<@Kirghy> your walmart has a bar?
<`Kaz> Please explain this wonderful news
<@Kirghy> that would make it an ultimate walmart, right?
<CMDR_T> then go talk to shik <RS_Randy> Ummm, no T <RS_Randy> I don't want copies of the amature porno he filmed with you <RS_Randy> Sorry, but I'm just not into that sh*t <CMDR_T> how dare u <CMDR_T> those are far from amature <RS_Randy> He said amature when he tried to sell 'em to me earlier *shrugs* <Borsk> fellas, it's amaTeur. <RS_Randy> Ah, see <RS_Randy> An expert has spoken
Friday Night - Saturday Morning (7th/8th Dec) Madness in the B&G
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03[01:39] * CrazyFace has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:40] <CrazyFace> hiyo
[01:40] <`Kaz> woah woah...
[01:40] <CrazyFace> what is this crazy place
[01:40] <`Kaz> CrazyFace?
[01:40] <`Kaz> Im sorry, how is that a name?
[01:40] <`Kaz> That's more of an abstract idea
[01:41] <Codyman> good question
[01:41] <Sair> In January 2008... Meet... CRAZYFACE
03[01:41] * Serpico has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:41] <CrazyFace> what's a Kaz?
[01:41] <Codyman> what is this crazy place?
[01:42] <Serpico> I'd like some grilled ham please
[01:42] <Sair> perhaps its a crazy train
[01:42] <Serpico> with a Tennets chaser
[01:42] <`Kaz> ....what the fuck
[01:42] <`Kaz> Who are you people
06[01:42] * Teu_32 sings Crazy train at the top of her lungs
[01:42] <`Kaz> Sair, are you watching the door?
[01:42] <CrazyFace> i dunno escapees from the womb
[01:42] <Sair> hell no
[01:42] <Serpico> who are what people?
[01:42] <Sair> though I can tell you that Teu is apparently pretending to be a
girl.
[01:42] <`Kaz> What do I pay you for then?
06[01:42] * CrazyFace starts breaking shit
[01:42] <`Vaughan> !lookup serpico
[01:42] <MrBot> No results found.
[01:42] <`Kaz> Oh no, not more pretend girls
[01:43] <Sair> yeah
[01:43] <Codyman> Teu is a girl who pretends to be a man
[01:43] <Sair> its Jack all over again
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[01:43] <Teu_32> um Sair i am a girl
[01:43] <cliffster> sup
[01:43] <Codyman> heh, it's like cheers now
[01:43] <CrazyFace> NORM!!!
[01:43] <Teu_32> my name is Elisabeth
[01:43] <Sair> Sure you are, BOB
[01:43] <Codyman> and she's 32
[01:43] <cliffster> bullshit, Teui
[01:43] <Teu_32> what
[01:43] <cliffster> did i stutter?
[01:43] <Codyman> Bombs Over Bahgdad!
[01:44] <Teu_32> I Am a female
[01:44] <`Kaz> which time?
[01:44] <`Kaz> 91 or now
[01:44] <CrazyFace> chicks don't hang out online
[01:44] <Sair> isn't that an offspring song
[01:44] <Codyman> nope
[01:44] <Codyman> Outkast
[01:44] <Sair> well shit
06[01:44] * cliffster whistles and says, "Next time, drop the nick"
[01:44] <cliffster> yea yea
[01:44] <`Josh> ok, lay off her.
[01:44] <cliffster> so I forgot
[01:44] <Sair> they have some bahgdad song
[01:44] <cliffster> fuck you
03[01:45] * X sets mode: +o `Josh
06[01:45] * CrazyFace feels a fight a brewin'
[01:45] <`Vaughan> Teu's a member; who the hell are the rest?
[01:45] <`Josh> fuck you he says..
06[01:45] * `Josh nods
01[01:45] <HeavyAFK> hehe
03[01:45] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*Confused@*.dc.dc.cox.net
03[01:45] * cliffster was kicked by `Josh (bye)
[01:45] <`Josh> Anyone else?
06[01:45] * CrazyFace points to X
[01:45] <Sair> the hell
[01:45] <Sair> Kaz, Josh is speaking
[01:45] <Sair> what did you do
[01:45] <CrazyFace> lol
[01:46] <Teu_32> hi Josh
[01:46] <Sair> did you read an ancient evil book
[01:46] <Serpico> I'm undercover
[01:46] <`Kaz> Josh has learned well from the Teachings of Kaz
[01:46] <`Kaz> I read lots of those actually
[01:46] <CrazyFace> what is a kaz anyways?
[01:46] <`Kaz> I even wrote a few
[01:46] <CrazyFace> like.. pez?
01[01:46] <HeavyAFK> Kaz is King, you will bow
03[01:46] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Kaz (This is a Kaz, that is a Kaz, you are
not a Kaz, goodbye!)
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[01:47] <Sair> did you just call Kaz Ewe Boll?
06[01:47] * CrazyFace coughs uncomfortably.. "I think i just had sex somehow"
06[01:47] * CrazyFace returns kaz's boot
[01:47] <Sair> Unlikely.
03[01:47] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*dementedd@*.31.121.70.cfl.res.rr.com
03[01:47] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Josh (You'll never know what sex is.)
[01:48] <Sair> seriously, what is this
[01:48] <`Josh> Are we done with being fucking stupid tonite?>
[01:48] <Codyman> lol
[01:48] <Sair> I'm frightened and confused
06[01:48] * Serpico once saw a man looking like MC Hammer got hung
[01:48] <Serpico> it stuck with me
[01:49] <`Josh> Now.. there remains two questions I need to ask.
[01:49] <`Josh> 1. Who were the asshats I just banned?
[01:49] <`Josh> 2. Who the fuck is serpico ?
[01:49] <`Kaz> You missed one
03[01:49] * `Kaz sets mode: +b *!*@TheShane.users.undernet.org
[01:49] <Sair> I MISSED YOUR FACE
03[01:50] * Serpico was kicked by `Kaz (Y HALLO THAR!)
[16:09] <Teu> Chopping onions with a big knife is a great anger reliever when one is angery
[16:11] <Lori_Star> stripping is also a good way to relief anger
[16:12] <Tethran> Lori: Care to send us pictures of you relieving stress then? :-p
11:14:32 PM <Markus_J> Markus can do what?
11:14:42 PM <Lurescz_V> stand on one leg and cover one eye
11:14:45 PM <Markus_J> I CAN!
11:14:51 PM <Lurescz_V> therefore showing us all what a true buttpirate looks like.
11:14:53 PM <Markus_J> ..lulz!
11:14:55 PM <Lurescz_V> OH!
11:14:57 PM <Lurescz_V> BURN!
11:14:57 PM <Teu> lol
11:15:00 PM * Lurescz_V sizzles. :P
11:15:03 PM * Cay-Qel gives Markus some ice
11:15:05 PM <Markus_J> By showing you a mirror, James?
11:15:18 PM <Lurescz_V> no, but doing the above action, blockhead. keep up, willya? :P
11:15:37 PM <Markus_J> Neg. That would require I take it in the pooper. Thus, I am no buttpirate, cockslurper.
11:16:03 PM <Teu> Now i want steak
[21:13] <`Kaz> Screw China
[21:13] * X sets mode: -o `Josh
[21:13] <`Josh> no thanks, dunno what I'd catch
[21:13] <Markus_J> heh
[21:13] <Swifty> Why are we screwing China again?
[21:14] <Teu> they suck
[21:14] <Swifty> We should at least bring condoms then
[21:14] <Swifty> lest we get a plethora of STDs
[21:14] <NaesDraw> ... :P
[21:16] <Teu> Eeewww
<James_RS> Last GF I had, I may of been 8 years old... actually.
<`Teu> thats not a girlfriend
<`Teu> that a friend who happens to be a girl
<James_RS> No... no. It was more then that, trust me.
[22:43] <Teu> why the fuck does this person want to ball me argh
[22:43] <Teu> call*
[22:43] <Kirghy> lol
[22:43] <Teu> i need to go to bed
[22:44] <Sconn> ROFL
[22:44] <Ray_D> lololol
[22:46] <Ray_D> i totally just passed up sex for a bubblewrap game on an ipod. :P WIN.
[22:46] <Teu> ......................
[22:46] * Sconn is now known as SconnAFK
[22:49] <Ray_D> what? its an awesome game.
<CPT_James> you are 5'3? You are now to short for me
<@ADM_Raven> ...
<Ray_D> OH THANK GOD
<@ADM_Raven> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
<`Eric> LOL
<`IronMan> James, you can't act like you have choices.
<Teu> lol
<Ray_D> shit
<Ray_D> if i knew that was all it was going to take...
<@Licah> ....wow
<Ray_D> i would have stated it sooner
<@Markus_J> Annnd there James goes cutting out the one woman who might actually touch his cock for cash
<Swifty> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<@Licah> James has now called Ray too fat and short in one sitting
<josh|phone> Bahh people suck.
<Kirghy> of course
<Kirghy> it's people
<Aedaria> People are supposed to... it's nice.
<Teu> lol
<josh|phone> This is true
<Aedaria> wait... nvm
<josh|phone> Lol
<josh|phone> Nice
* Aedaria hids in the corner
<@Licah> Teu, if we got married, who'd change whose name?
<@Licah> Same question for Sair
<@Licah> I already know the answer for Blaster
<@Sair_> um
<@Licah> Sair Fox, or Licah Yonka
<@Licah> I like that
* Licah is now known as LicahYonka
<@LicahYonka> Woot
<@LicahYonka> "Avarice's Captain Sair Yonka is very smart and calculating—the antithesis of us Corellians because he does care what the odds are and does everything he can to maximize his chances of survival."
<@Sair_> are you drunk again
<@LicahYonka> possibly
<@LicahYonka> I can't remember
<@Sair_> thats a yes
<@LicahYonka> Perhaps
* `IronMan (~IronMan@99-159-242-110.lightspeed.miamfl.sbcglobal.net) has joined
<`IronMan> I'm fuckin' zonked.
<TeuAFK> Minisssssss
<Codyman> Get the fuck in game, fucker
<Codyman> go to sleep, let Rza squadron's points suffer
<Codyman> let Rza just lose
<Codyman> Oh, it's cool, I don't care, I just don't care about Rza squadron anymore
<Codyman> ....it what you just told me with that last line
<Codyman> It's 11:30, I'm too old and sleepy to help Rza. I'm retired like Columbo man, I ain't gonna solve any more mysteries any my eye be all wonky
<Codyman> Every time you don't play minis, Rahj smiles a little more
<TacoSalad> He's all sitting at his fireplace with dave all curled up in his lap all "Today, I beat Stark"
<`IronMan> .....
<`IronMan> Really guys? Really?
<TacoSalad> You got some kinda cunt to rub tonight where you can't be here
<TacoSalad> cause if so, rub away man
* Codyman has quit (Quit: )
* TacoSalad is now known as Codyman
[23:14] <RayTOR> I FINALLY MADE IT TO LEVEL 50!!!!!!!!!
[23:15] <@Teu> now. 5 more levels.
[23:20] <`IronMan> Boo.
[23:21] <RayTOR> but im level 50!
[23:21] <Codyman> get this man a game
[23:21] <RayTOR> lol
[23:21] <`IronMan> The game is like a flaccid dick. You could keep playin' with it but it won't rise to the occasion.
[23:21] <@FA_Raven> lol
[23:21] <RayTOR> i can do daily's now
[23:22] <`IronMan> So can most committed folks. They're called quickies and you can do more than one a day.
[21:34] * Sterling_19 is now known as Sterling_-2
[21:34] <Teubles> my niece now knows r2d2 and c3p0 i am an awesome aunt
[21:34] <`Josh> Excellent!
[21:35] <McGruff> Exploded out the back of your head.......
[21:35] <McGruff> Doesn't sound good
[21:35] <@Sterling_-2> Boom, headshot
[21:37] <Cross> Hey guys.
[21:37] <Cross> Hey guys.
[21:37] <Cross> This is how Cross keeps in shape.
[21:37] <Cross> I call it...
[21:37] <Cross> Cross training.
[21:37] <Lir`ata> ...
[21:37] <McGruff> ........
[21:37] * Cross was kicked by Sterling_-2 (You deserve it.)
[8:14 PM] MGN_Nicolai: I'm to the point where I kind of want to kill off Nico and Sara and just stop writing in the RS altogether. Sick and tired of being called an emo bitch
[8:15 PM] McGruff: O_O
[8:15 PM] Kaz: That kinda comes off as emo
[8:16 PM] Codyman: That was super emo
[8:16 PM] Teu: heh
[8:17 PM] MGN_Nicolai: Sweet. Well, I'm out then.
[8:18 PM] Codyman: I think "I'm to the point where I kind of want to kill off Nico and Sara and just stop writing in the RS altogether. Sick and tired of being called an emo bitch" is a fallout boy song title
[8:18 PM] McGruff: HAHA
[8:19 PM] McGruff: More like a "Panic at the Disco" title
[8:19 PM] MGN_Nicolai: I want nothing more to do with Zealot
[8:20 PM] McGruff: tosses Nico a Hot Topic card
[8:20 PM] MGN_Nicolai: I'm going LOA and preparing my resignation
[8:20 PM] MGN_Nicolai: Thanks
