<CMDR_T> then go talk to shik <RS_Randy> Ummm, no T <RS_Randy> I don't want copies of the amature porno he filmed with you <RS_Randy> Sorry, but I'm just not into that sh*t <CMDR_T> how dare u <CMDR_T> those are far from amature <RS_Randy> He said amature when he tried to sell 'em to me earlier *shrugs* <Borsk> fellas, it's amaTeur. <RS_Randy> Ah, see <RS_Randy> An expert has spoken
Friday Night - Saturday Morning (7th/8th Dec) Madness in the B&G
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03[01:39] * CrazyFace has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:40] <CrazyFace> hiyo
[01:40] <`Kaz> woah woah...
[01:40] <CrazyFace> what is this crazy place
[01:40] <`Kaz> CrazyFace?
[01:40] <`Kaz> Im sorry, how is that a name?
[01:40] <`Kaz> That's more of an abstract idea
[01:41] <Codyman> good question
[01:41] <Sair> In January 2008... Meet... CRAZYFACE
03[01:41] * Serpico has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:41] <CrazyFace> what's a Kaz?
[01:41] <Codyman> what is this crazy place?
[01:42] <Serpico> I'd like some grilled ham please
[01:42] <Sair> perhaps its a crazy train
[01:42] <Serpico> with a Tennets chaser
[01:42] <`Kaz> ....what the fuck
[01:42] <`Kaz> Who are you people
06[01:42] * Teu_32 sings Crazy train at the top of her lungs
[01:42] <`Kaz> Sair, are you watching the door?
[01:42] <CrazyFace> i dunno escapees from the womb
[01:42] <Sair> hell no
[01:42] <Serpico> who are what people?
[01:42] <Sair> though I can tell you that Teu is apparently pretending to be a
girl.
[01:42] <`Kaz> What do I pay you for then?
06[01:42] * CrazyFace starts breaking shit
[01:42] <`Vaughan> !lookup serpico
[01:42] <MrBot> No results found.
[01:42] <`Kaz> Oh no, not more pretend girls
[01:43] <Sair> yeah
[01:43] <Codyman> Teu is a girl who pretends to be a man
[01:43] <Sair> its Jack all over again
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[01:43] <Teu_32> um Sair i am a girl
[01:43] <cliffster> sup
[01:43] <Codyman> heh, it's like cheers now
[01:43] <CrazyFace> NORM!!!
[01:43] <Teu_32> my name is Elisabeth
[01:43] <Sair> Sure you are, BOB
[01:43] <Codyman> and she's 32
[01:43] <cliffster> bullshit, Teui
[01:43] <Teu_32> what
[01:43] <cliffster> did i stutter?
[01:43] <Codyman> Bombs Over Bahgdad!
[01:44] <Teu_32> I Am a female
[01:44] <`Kaz> which time?
[01:44] <`Kaz> 91 or now
[01:44] <CrazyFace> chicks don't hang out online
[01:44] <Sair> isn't that an offspring song
[01:44] <Codyman> nope
[01:44] <Codyman> Outkast
[01:44] <Sair> well shit
06[01:44] * cliffster whistles and says, "Next time, drop the nick"
[01:44] <cliffster> yea yea
[01:44] <`Josh> ok, lay off her.
[01:44] <cliffster> so I forgot
[01:44] <Sair> they have some bahgdad song
[01:44] <cliffster> fuck you
03[01:45] * X sets mode: +o `Josh
06[01:45] * CrazyFace feels a fight a brewin'
[01:45] <`Vaughan> Teu's a member; who the hell are the rest?
[01:45] <`Josh> fuck you he says..
06[01:45] * `Josh nods
01[01:45] <HeavyAFK> hehe
03[01:45] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*Confused@*.dc.dc.cox.net
03[01:45] * cliffster was kicked by `Josh (bye)
[01:45] <`Josh> Anyone else?
06[01:45] * CrazyFace points to X
[01:45] <Sair> the hell
[01:45] <Sair> Kaz, Josh is speaking
[01:45] <Sair> what did you do
[01:45] <CrazyFace> lol
[01:46] <Teu_32> hi Josh
[01:46] <Sair> did you read an ancient evil book
[01:46] <Serpico> I'm undercover
[01:46] <`Kaz> Josh has learned well from the Teachings of Kaz
[01:46] <`Kaz> I read lots of those actually
[01:46] <CrazyFace> what is a kaz anyways?
[01:46] <`Kaz> I even wrote a few
[01:46] <CrazyFace> like.. pez?
01[01:46] <HeavyAFK> Kaz is King, you will bow
03[01:46] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Kaz (This is a Kaz, that is a Kaz, you are
not a Kaz, goodbye!)
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[01:47] <Sair> did you just call Kaz Ewe Boll?
06[01:47] * CrazyFace coughs uncomfortably.. "I think i just had sex somehow"
06[01:47] * CrazyFace returns kaz's boot
[01:47] <Sair> Unlikely.
03[01:47] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*dementedd@*.31.121.70.cfl.res.rr.com
03[01:47] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Josh (You'll never know what sex is.)
[01:48] <Sair> seriously, what is this
[01:48] <`Josh> Are we done with being fucking stupid tonite?>
[01:48] <Codyman> lol
[01:48] <Sair> I'm frightened and confused
06[01:48] * Serpico once saw a man looking like MC Hammer got hung
[01:48] <Serpico> it stuck with me
[01:49] <`Josh> Now.. there remains two questions I need to ask.
[01:49] <`Josh> 1. Who were the asshats I just banned?
[01:49] <`Josh> 2. Who the fuck is serpico ?
[01:49] <`Kaz> You missed one
03[01:49] * `Kaz sets mode: +b *!*@TheShane.users.undernet.org
[01:49] <Sair> I MISSED YOUR FACE
03[01:50] * Serpico was kicked by `Kaz (Y HALLO THAR!)
[16:09] <Teu> Chopping onions with a big knife is a great anger reliever when one is angery
[16:11] <Lori_Star> stripping is also a good way to relief anger
[16:12] <Tethran> Lori: Care to send us pictures of you relieving stress then? :-p
11:14:32 PM <Markus_J> Markus can do what?
11:14:42 PM <Lurescz_V> stand on one leg and cover one eye
11:14:45 PM <Markus_J> I CAN!
11:14:51 PM <Lurescz_V> therefore showing us all what a true buttpirate looks like.
11:14:53 PM <Markus_J> ..lulz!
11:14:55 PM <Lurescz_V> OH!
11:14:57 PM <Lurescz_V> BURN!
11:14:57 PM <Teu> lol
11:15:00 PM * Lurescz_V sizzles. :P
11:15:03 PM * Cay-Qel gives Markus some ice
11:15:05 PM <Markus_J> By showing you a mirror, James?
11:15:18 PM <Lurescz_V> no, but doing the above action, blockhead. keep up, willya? :P
11:15:37 PM <Markus_J> Neg. That would require I take it in the pooper. Thus, I am no buttpirate, cockslurper.
11:16:03 PM <Teu> Now i want steak
