* SconnWORK busts out a broomstick and sodomizes Raziel with it.
<COL_Apoc> see. Thats what you get for poking a a Rancor.
<COL_Apoc> Eventually, it'll wake up and sodomize you with a broomstick.
TFA Exar Kun: hehe his packets were bigger than ours
RS_Sconn: I had packet envy
RS_Sconn: Y'know what they say: Once you go pack, you never go back...
<TehEntro> Party in #entropy's_pants!
<TehEntro> Nooooooooo! Get out of my pants!
* MehJohn has joined #entropy's_pants!
<TehSconn> Hah, MAKE ME GET OUT OF YOUR PANTS.
* MehJohn is now known as TehJohn
* TehSconn was kicked by TehEntro (K doke)
<@SconnFOOD> "Man, I remember when a dime bag used to cost a dime." "No sh*t, really?" "Yeah, you know how much condoms cost?" "How much?" "I dunno, we never used 'em."
* JcMcGoO stands on his head in the corner and farts
*** BGN_GAb has joined #ibg*** X sets mode: +o BGN_GAb <Mystic--> can't relax... i'm in fear of the large amounts of email from academy when i get my email fixed <Himm> lol <Himm> hey again Gab <BGN_GAb> hey. *** Himm is now known as GabsBabe <GabsBabe> sweetie? <BGN_GAb> ...omfg. <Mystic--> lol * BGN_GAb facepalms <DevAzza> heh <GabsBabe> you wanna play? * GabsBabe blinks at Gab * GabsBabe walks over to Gab, and starts caressing him, hoping to wake him up again <Mystic--> ... * Mystic-- turns around so he can't see * GabsBabe notices Mystic's cute butt <DevAzza> lol <BGN_GAb> ....rofl * Mystic-- starts moving in circles * BGN_GAb kicks Himm in the balls "stop doing that" :P <GabsBabe> you wants to dance, Mystic? <Mystic--> g2g... *** Mystic-- has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <DevAzza> rofl <BGN_GAb> heh <BGN_GAb> poor little scared thing <GabsBabe> yes *** Horn_AFK has joined #ibg <BGN_GAb> now Himm... harass Kell! :P * GabsBabe sobs a little over Gabs lack of enthusiasm <DevAzza> heh * GabsBabe looks around <GabsBabe> hmmmmm *** GabsBabe is now known as DevsHoney <DevsHoney> Devvie boy? <DevAzza> I knew it <DevAzza> damnt <DevsHoney> yohoo <BGN_GAb> mwhahaha. :P <BGN_GAb> it's everybody's turn after all,. * DevsHoney sits down besides Dev <DevAzza> O_o <DevsHoney> uhm, you cute little thing, may I sit on your lap? <DevAzza> erm no thx * DevsHoney fiddles with Devs left knee <DevAzza> hmmmmm <DevsHoney> liked that <DevsHoney> didn't you <DevAzza> erm <DevsHoney> :o <BGN_GAb> lol, man <BGN_GAb> it's so funny when you're not the one to be laughed at :P <DevsHoney> Deviemyman, you're so quiet...anything wrong? *** `Pluto has joined #ibg <Deltan> Remind me to never visit Himm... <DevAzza> erm <DevAzza> lol <DevsHoney> :) <BGN_GAb> Pluto! Himm! Engage! :P <DevsHoney> No Gab, I want Devvieboy all for myself <DevAzza> damn it <BGN_GAb> sorry Dev, I tried my best to save you :P * DevsHoney sobs a little. "Why can't Gab like me? I mean, it's him I'm really after..." *** BGN_GAb is now known as Himmswife <DevsHoney> yay <DevAzza> yes reeinforcements <Himmswife> now, where is this husband of mine? <DevsHoney> ROFL * Himmswife starts looking for Himm's tobacco to seize it *** DevsHoney is now known as Himm <DevAzza> PUH <Himmswife> here! <Himm> ouch <Himm> this was an unexpected turn * Himmswife shines her badge stating she's high counsellor or something in Norway's goverment for Health and all <Himm> but, I like the thought of having Gab for my wife <Himm> :) <Himmswife> ... AW! *** Himmswife is now known as BGN_GAb <Himm> buuu <BGN_GAb> I'm sorry guys, he defeated me. :P <BGN_GAb> also I don't like the idea of getting diSconned now and appear here tomorrow with my nick being "Himmswife"
<SconnAWAY> I'm officially frightened.
<SconnAWAY> For a few reasons. One, that Kaz has the ability to make people the pontiff. Two, that he's chosen to exercise this ability to make Sair pope. Three, that Sair has dubbed himself "Popesassin".
<SairAFK> Wow
<`Kaz> Found your penis again?
<SairAFK> Now I'm half tempted to go see it tonight
<SconnAFK> ...your penis?
<SairAFK> Theater nearby has it on 9 fucking screens.
<RS_Gizmo> that's some penis
<RA_Raven> Our Sconnicus, who art in St. Paul. Hallowed be thy name. Thy bitches come. Thy will be done. On Earth as it is everywhere.
<RA_Raven>Give us this day our daily poon. And forgive us our ho-slappin, as we forgive those who ho-slap against us. And lead us not into unplanned parentood, and deliver us from dumb bitches. ASconn.
[21:58] <RAD_Sconn> I'll tell you two things about myself -- I'm an asshole, I'm righteously vindictive and I don't play fair.
[21:59] <`ADM_Raven> He is also the Allegience Battle Group XO, and acts with any and all authority of a Fleet Commanding Officer.
06[21:59] * NaesDraw counts those... Three?
[21:59] <`ADM_Raven> He also can't count.
[21:59] <Ciredik> We blame that on the weed
<Swifty> <<I also need a master in general. Any recommendations on that one?>>
<@Markus_1> «Sim until you find someone you think would be a good fit.»
<@RAD_Sconn> <<I'd recommend Master Bates. He still floats around the temple from time to time.>>
<Swifty> <<Who is he again?>>
<@RAD_Sconn> <<Tall guy, kinda pink, with a big head.>>
