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#399 () - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Capt_Mo> is Cybersex like simming......without rolling a dice?
*** RickieAFK is now known as Thrasher (Halcyon@*.dial.iocenter.net) 01/02/2001 05:32:26.pm
(MajSconn) MO!
(Los) ...
(MajSconn) THAT SO DID NOT NEED TO BE SAID!
*** MajSconn (himera254@*.chartermi.net) Topic #Allegience " <Capt_Mo> is Cybersex like simming......without rolling a dice? " 01/02/2001 05:33:06.pm

#402 () - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<MajSconn> Ares is now a married man.
<Indiana> Since when is Ares married and to whom?
<Sair> He married TD last night.

#413 (1) - Posted by MGN Randy "Archangel" Starkiller
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<CmdrBlues> heh <`Xexre> heh (`Davery) heh <`Jester`> heh <Cpt-Randy> heh <`Xexre> heh (`Davery) heh <Cpt-Randy> heh <`Jester`> heh <`Xexre> heh <Cpt-Randy> heh (`Davery) heh <MajSconn> heh <Cpt-Randy> heh <Sair> heh

#414 (0) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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(`Davery) heh
<Cpt-Randy> heh
<Sair> heh
<Sair> heh
<Capt_Mo> heh
<`Xexre> heh
graz.at.Eu.UnderNet.org rejoins Amsterdam-R.NL.Eu.UnderNet.org, ending the netsplit at 01/05/2001 10:39:57.pm
(`Davery) heh
<`Xexre> heh
<Sair> heh
*** Damian_VM (bhaal@*.tmns.net.au) Quit <01/05/2001 10:40:37.pm> (Just because I'm not alone doesn't mean I'm not lonely...)
*** jbean (EHNet@*.satx.rr.com) Part #rs_bar_and_grill 10:40:43.pm 01/05/2001
(`Davery) bah. that bastard broke the chain :P
<Sair> Lets beat him.
<CmdrBlues> heh
<`Xexre> heh
(`Davery) heh
<`Jester`> heh
<Cpt-Randy> heh
<`Xexre> heh
(`Davery) heh
<Cpt-Randy> heh
<`Jester`> heh
<`Xexre> heh
<Cpt-Randy> heh
(`Davery) heh
<MajSconn> heh
<Cpt-Randy> heh
<Sair> heh
(`Kaz) orny
<Cpt-Randy> heh
(`Davery) DAMNIT
@ `Kaz jumps on Orny
<Sair> orny
(`Davery) Way to go, Kaz :P
<Cpt-Randy> Dammit Kaz!

#495 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<MajSconn> BTW....what day is it? I mean, I know it's Monday, but what's the number?
<Codyman> hell, I didn't even know it was monday

#542 (-1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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* MajSconn struts out in a bikini, showing off her girly figure, while holding a card saying "Round 2" on it.

#574 () - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Maj_Sconn> I want tits!

#630 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<MajSconn> I puked last night, it wasn't cool. <LGN-Shik> well you certainly won't have an orgasm off it

#736 (0) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<SconnJK> Actually, I woke up to rape Mo in JK, then I'm going to eat.

#1043 (2) - Posted by RA Sienn Sconn
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* SconnWORK busts out a broomstick and sodomizes Raziel with it.
<COL_Apoc> see. Thats what you get for poking a a Rancor.
<COL_Apoc> Eventually, it'll wake up and sodomize you with a broomstick.

#1059 (1) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<WesBelden> ***WARNING*** KYLE INCOMING ***WARNING***
* Toran whips it out
<RS_Randy> lol
<CMDR-J> kyle is my bitch
<WesBelden> lol
<COL_Apoc> Is not.
* WesBelden goes tp quote
<KevPryde> heh
<COL_Apoc> Kyle is Giz's bitch.
<CMDR-J> is to
<CMDR-J> oh yea...your my bitch apoc
<COL_Apoc> Nope.
<COL_Apoc> I'm Shan's bitch.
<CMDR-J> awww
<WesBelden> do I get any say in this?
<WesBelden> ***WARNING*** KYLE INCOMING ***WARNING***
<CMDR-J> WES!
<COL_Apoc> She claimed me ;-)
<CMDR-J> your my bitch
*** `Kyle has joined #Allegience
*** X sets mode: +o `Kyle
<KevPryde> I thought Kyle was Sconn's bitch, and Dave was Kyle's bitch :P
* Toran wags it around, since he already whipped it out
<Toran> Kyle! I'm ready for you!

#1068 (1) - Posted by RA Sienn Sconn
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<Toran> It was clearly obvious that you were drinking when you came in, changed your nick to SconnGIN, and said "hey troon"

#1157 (1) - Posted by RA Gavin Cantorph Kravis
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TFA Exar Kun: hehe his packets were bigger than ours
RS_Sconn: I had packet envy
RS_Sconn: Y'know what they say: Once you go pack, you never go back...

#1162 (1) - Posted by RA Sienn Sconn
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* RS_Sconn strips down to a flesh colored thong.
* DevAzza has quit IRC (Quit)

#1186 (3) - Posted by CPT Chrys Cortan
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<TehEntro> Party in #entropy's_pants!
<TehEntro> Nooooooooo! Get out of my pants!
* MehJohn has joined #entropy's_pants!
<TehSconn> Hah, MAKE ME GET OUT OF YOUR PANTS.
* MehJohn is now known as TehJohn
* TehSconn was kicked by TehEntro (K doke)

#1217 (-1) - Posted by MAJ Tarax Eosphoros Kor
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[12:41pm] «LCL_Randy» Dude, I just thought of the perfect form of bio-terrorism.
[12:41pm] «LCL_Randy» Genital herpes in the water supply.
[12:41pm] «@Sconn» Just go stick your wang in a watertower.

#1225 (-1) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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*** BGN_GAb has joined #ibg*** X sets mode: +o BGN_GAb <Mystic--> can't relax... i'm in fear of the large amounts of email from academy when i get my email fixed <Himm> lol <Himm> hey again Gab <BGN_GAb> hey. *** Himm is now known as GabsBabe <GabsBabe> sweetie? <BGN_GAb> ...omfg. <Mystic--> lol * BGN_GAb facepalms <DevAzza> heh <GabsBabe> you wanna play? * GabsBabe blinks at Gab * GabsBabe walks over to Gab, and starts caressing him, hoping to wake him up again <Mystic--> ... * Mystic-- turns around so he can't see * GabsBabe notices Mystic's cute butt <DevAzza> lol <BGN_GAb> ....rofl * Mystic-- starts moving in circles * BGN_GAb kicks Himm in the balls "stop doing that" :P <GabsBabe> you wants to dance, Mystic? <Mystic--> g2g... *** Mystic-- has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <DevAzza> rofl <BGN_GAb> heh <BGN_GAb> poor little scared thing <GabsBabe> yes *** Horn_AFK has joined #ibg <BGN_GAb> now Himm... harass Kell! :P * GabsBabe sobs a little over Gabs lack of enthusiasm <DevAzza> heh * GabsBabe looks around <GabsBabe> hmmmmm *** GabsBabe is now known as DevsHoney <DevsHoney> Devvie boy? <DevAzza> I knew it <DevAzza> damnt <DevsHoney> yohoo <BGN_GAb> mwhahaha. :P <BGN_GAb> it's everybody's turn after all,. * DevsHoney sits down besides Dev <DevAzza> O_o <DevsHoney> uhm, you cute little thing, may I sit on your lap? <DevAzza> erm no thx * DevsHoney fiddles with Devs left knee <DevAzza> hmmmmm <DevsHoney> liked that <DevsHoney> didn't you <DevAzza> erm <DevsHoney> :o <BGN_GAb> lol, man <BGN_GAb> it's so funny when you're not the one to be laughed at :P <DevsHoney> Deviemyman, you're so quiet...anything wrong? *** `Pluto has joined #ibg <Deltan> Remind me to never visit Himm... <DevAzza> erm <DevAzza> lol <DevsHoney> :) <BGN_GAb> Pluto! Himm! Engage! :P <DevsHoney> No Gab, I want Devvieboy all for myself <DevAzza> damn it <BGN_GAb> sorry Dev, I tried my best to save you :P * DevsHoney sobs a little. "Why can't Gab like me? I mean, it's him I'm really after..." *** BGN_GAb is now known as Himmswife <DevsHoney> yay <DevAzza> yes reeinforcements <Himmswife> now, where is this husband of mine? <DevsHoney> ROFL * Himmswife starts looking for Himm's tobacco to seize it *** DevsHoney is now known as Himm <DevAzza> PUH <Himmswife> here! <Himm> ouch <Himm> this was an unexpected turn * Himmswife shines her badge stating she's high counsellor or something in Norway's goverment for Health and all <Himm> but, I like the thought of having Gab for my wife <Himm> :) <Himmswife> ... AW! *** Himmswife is now known as BGN_GAb <Himm> buuu <BGN_GAb> I'm sorry guys, he defeated me. :P <BGN_GAb> also I don't like the idea of getting diSconned now and appear here tomorrow with my nick being "Himmswife"

#1307 (2) - Posted by COL jcmcgoo
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<@SconnFOOD> "Man, I remember when a dime bag used to cost a dime." "No sh*t, really?" "Yeah, you know how much condoms cost?" "How much?" "I dunno, we never used 'em."
* JcMcGoO stands on his head in the corner and farts

#1477 (8) - Posted by FA Kaz Falcion
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<SconnAWAY> I'm officially frightened.
<SconnAWAY> For a few reasons. One, that Kaz has the ability to make people the pontiff. Two, that he's chosen to exercise this ability to make Sair pope. Three, that Sair has dubbed himself "Popesassin".

#1488 (19) - Posted by FA Kaz Falcion
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<SairAFK> Wow
<`Kaz> Found your penis again?
<SairAFK> Now I'm half tempted to go see it tonight
<SconnAFK> ...your penis?
<SairAFK> Theater nearby has it on 9 fucking screens.
<RS_Gizmo> that's some penis

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