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#1641 (4) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<Sconn> Have you tried vigorous masturbation?
<@Markus_J> VERY NIIIICE

#877 (0) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* Sconn has to pee again.
<`Kyle> wait till midnight you shmuck

#1785 (6) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* Markus_J is now known as BillSPreston
* Sconn is now known as TedTLogan
<`Kaz> TOGETHER...THEY ARE....WYLD STALLION!!!

#1042 (2) - Posted by BGN Nichos Katran
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<COLNachos> never...EVER call me Nacho Boy
<COLNachos> 1) Nach 2) Nachos 3) NachosMan 4) Nichos 5) Your almighty mother-f*cking lord of your damn universe here to make your life a living f*cking hell
<Sconn> Can I call you penisboy?
* COLNachos thwaps Sconn "No"
<Kell_Horn> hey Your almighty mother-f*cking lord of your damn universe here to make your life a living f*cking hell, what's up? :P
<COLNachos> nothin much Kell, how bout you?

#740 (1) - Posted by BGN Fion "Zero" Grell
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<Tango_> fine then..there aren't any donkeys in Canada <Sconn> Hence why you don't get laid?

#816 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Sconn> Owain needs to pull out of the "death star" trench...before he fires HIS superlaser... :-P

#1094 (-2) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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* Sconn hides on his duct tape and plywood throne of Nigh-invulnerability.

#1592 (30) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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[23:17] <Sconn> But on a purely statistical level, if you think about it, every lesbian's a woman that isn't gonna sleep with me.

#1752 (2) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Sair> You walk in on Sconn jerking it, and he just keeps going, looking you right in the eye. Staring.
<@Markus_J> He's pretty much challenging you.

#764 (3) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<CMRJester> you come in here, make an ass of yourself, then expect us NOT to mock you?
<Sconn> It's like intentionally dropping the soap in prison.

#1077 (3) - Posted by GEN Deltan Saviri
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<Sair-semi> ...quit that, Sconn.
<Sair-semi> Its unnatural.
* Sconn does something unnatural to Sair.
<Sair-semi> ..

#1757 (5) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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[22:43] <Teu> why the fuck does this person want to ball me argh
[22:43] <Teu> call*
[22:43] <Kirghy> lol
[22:43] <Teu> i need to go to bed
[22:44] <Sconn> ROFL
[22:44] <Ray_D> lololol

#1732 (3) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<Sconn> We recorded one song. One of the guys from that band hung himself his second semester at college, which was kinda lame, but I didn't really like him anyway, so fuck it.

#1235 (2) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<Sconn> http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/oob/browse.php?craftID=5 <---Speaking of phallicness...the RS Flagship kinda looks like a dildo.
<Kelric> I doubt many women would like that in their vagina

#1354 (4) - Posted by CMDR Rekstar Rukilian
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Allston netsplitted... O.O

<Randy> Aidyn...
<Jan-lo> Aidyn talked...
<Rekstar> O.O
<Randy> I really wasn't all that curious :-P
<Licah> ROFL
<Xtremegene> ouch
<Licah> ROFL
<Aidyn> Dude..
<Xtremegene> and he netsplitted x_x
<Aidyn> I killed him
<Rekstar> oh dear
<Jan-lo> O_O
<Licah> ahahahaha
<Randy> :-P
* Randy dies laughing
<Reabel> lol
* Jan-lo can't breathe
<Reabel> same here
<DevAzza> lol
<Licah> thank you Undernet. thank you.
<Reabel> omg
<Reabel> noooo
<Rekstar> lol
<Jan-lo> heehee
<Reabel> lol
<Licah> Snap: you around?
<Sconn> ...AIDYN KILLED ALLSTON!
<DevAzza> lol
<Sconn> YOU BASTARD!
<Licah> I'm wondering if someone should go looking on undernet servers for Allston :P
<Aidyn> It's not my fault!
<Aidyn> I'll go find him
<Aidyn> ..wait.
<Aidyn> Bad idea.

#1487 (6) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<SairAFK> You're the only one that stupid, Sconn :P
<`Entropy> He's not stupid. Just stoned 108% of the time.

#1067 (3) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Sconn> "Bend over, Small Ethiopian Child, bend over." <`Entropy> Ick. I already do all that sh*t at work. <TyrinDrax> It'd piss off my mom <VA-Shik> it'd make for a f*cking awesome prank

#1708 (19) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[18:04] <Sconn> While we're wishing for things, I'll take Anne hathaway in heels and my tuxedo shirt.
[18:04] <ADM_Raven> I'll take boobs.
[18:05] <RA_Cyrel> http://www.boobpedia.com
[18:05] <NaesDraw> no way
[18:05] <NaesDraw> ...yes way. XD

#1458 (4) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<@Shizmo> such a geek... made a script that parses my school's website and sends me email/sms messages saying it may be closed/delayed
<@Sconn> ...no, Shik, that's pimp as fuck.
<@Shizmo> you're shitting me right?

#1125 (6) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Eric_W> Um where did you get the ship Owain?
<Owain> Oh, that was easy. I decided I wanted one. Then I used it in sims, alot. Nobody complained. Eventually, I just persuaded Sconn to put it in the OOB, stating my years of experiance, and blackmailing him with the goat porn pictures.

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