// Sometimes, the love of bacon can be so intense that it drudges up old lines of conflict....
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> no fuck that
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> you take bacon
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> and you coat it in brown sugar
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> and then bake it in the oven at 375
[12:17] <RS_Gizmo> ....
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> for like 15 minutes
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> it comes out glorious
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> fuck you giz
[12:17] <RS_Gizmo> then die 20 minutes later
[12:17] <Cyrel> BUT YOU DIE HAPPY
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> fuck you europeans and your holier than thou nutrition
[12:17] <Sarriah> hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> blah blah blah we drink red wine
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> yeah
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> you know what else you europeans drink?
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> FUCKING HOLOCAUST
[12:18] <RS_Gizmo> you take that back Sconn! you take that back this instant!
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> No sir, Jew jokes are funny.
[12:18] <RS_Gizmo> I do not fucking drink red wine!
[12:18] * Cyrel debates quoting this
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> the hell you don't
[12:19] <RS_Gizmo> I'll hell you in the face
[12:19] <RS_Gizmo> beer you drunken bastard, beeer!
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> I'll hell you when your country bails mine out of a fucking world war.
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> Also, yes, I like beer
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> and I appreciate your love for beer
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> however
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> the fact of the matter remains that um...yeah, who kicked Jerry's ass?
[12:19] <Eric|Semi> Chuck Norris did.
[12:19] <Sarriah> ohhhhhh, red wine... makes me really really hot... fast
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> That's right. Good 'ol Charlie Company, on D-Day.
[12:20] * Cyrel blinks
[12:20] <Cyrel> GET SAR SOME RED WINE! :P
[12:20] <RS_Gizmo> for the record, you didn't bail us out of WW2. You said "oooh, screw that, we're not getting involved with you goddamn Europeans! Hell, we probably shouldn't even be trading with you limey sons of.. what the fuck just happened to Pearl Harbour? Screw that!"
[12:20] <RS_Gizmo> :P
[12:20] * SconnDRUNK blinks, orders several more bottles of red wine for the #allegience bar.
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> On top of it, sir.
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> Um...
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> yeah dude
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> you are LUCKY that Hirohito thought it was a good idea to bomb hawaii.
[12:21] <SconnDRUNK> otherwise we'd be having this conversation in Kraut.
[12:21] <RS_Gizmo> nein!
[12:21] <RS_Gizmo> :P
[12:21] <SconnDRUNK> Lord knows I could speak it, but you?
[12:21] <Sarriah> lol
[12:22] <SconnDRUNK> Hell man. I'm 1/2 German, 1/2 Cherokee. I'm so confused about WWII that I just spout off random incendiary shit.
