<`Josh> !lookup mom
<MrBot> 1. GEN Sair Mandella -- http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/profiles/185 -- anon@rebelsquadrons.org
<Kirghy> lol
* Sconn blinks
<Sconn> !lookup yourmom
<MrBot> 1. GEN Sair Mandella -- http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/profiles/185 -- anon@rebelsquadrons.org
<Sconn> heh
<Kirghy> !lookup sconn's mom
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[<`Kaz> way to go Kirghy
<`Kaz> Way to fucking go
<`Kaz> THIS is why we can't have nice things
<`Josh> ...
* Kirghy looks at Josh
<Kirghy> I think I broke it
<`Dylor> I already own Sair.
<`Dylor> I bought him from Kaz.
<`Dylor> Kaz ripped me off. He was way overpriced. And then I found out he didn't even do anything.
<Howie> If I keep going on like this, then every woman in the RS will want to
kill me within three weeks :P
<`Davery> that's cuz they have a union. piss off one, piss em all off :P
<Howie> Then they whip us all down
<Sair> Kinky.
<`JK_Rich> Did you get Darkov's thingy? <Sair> why do you want Darkov's thingy? * `Charcoal has even LESS respect for the EH now....at least WE have the sense to have women in our orgies
(01:49:47) RS_Gizmo: I have a terrible image of Sair with his hat on, brandishing a cattle prod, learing at a female Kaz
(01:50:09) `Kaz: I thought we determined female Kaz is a hot asian
(01:50:40) RS_Gizmo: well, it's more an image of male kaz with a wig, dress and badly applied lipstick
* `Junior beats Sconn with his cane
* Sconn-ZzZ beats Mike with his dick.
<`Junior> I think as far as size and stiffness goes, i win ;)
* Sair rates that 'Unlikely'
*** `Davery is now known as DaveLos
*** Los is now known as LosDave
*** DaveLos is now known as Los
*** LosDave is now known as `Davery
<`Eve> ....
<Sair-semi> Thats how they cyber, Eve :P
<Keets> shik is my lover <COL-Mike> Keets! You slut! <`Dy-semi> Keets sleeps with everyone. <Keets> that's true <COL-Mike> you said you loved me! <Keets> there's such a fine line between love and a good screw <COL-Mike> Yeah, and Shik isn't <`Dy-semi> How d'you know? <Keets> true, you can pleasure me in ways i only dreamed <COL-Mike> I know <Sair-semi> I don't want to.
<LCable> Yeah, you're my female dog now.
<mirei-jo> so i shall smite any who joke of his mother
* mirei-jo pads over to him and licks his feet shaking her bottom high to him
<mirei-jo> Master Master Master
<Codyman> yeah, viking, gay people, and puppies all like rainbows apparently
<`Kaz> I think Im going to sue the gay people
<`Kaz> Rainbows should be for everyone
<`Kaz> But they went and made rainbows gay
<mirei-jo> so its coffee, your ceareal and oral sex every morning at your desk Sir?
<LCable> I didn't mean a literal dog.
<`Kaz> Cable doesn't have a desk
<LGN_Raven> anyone from Ninjin task force up for an EaW match? ;)
<Cay-Qel> He doesn't even have a bed.
<mirei-jo> is his office still the mens latrine?
<`Kaz> The RS doesn't actually budget any RF offices
<`Kaz> We have to make sheet forts
<Markus_J> lol
<LCable> Indeed, Cable has no desk.
<`Tarax`> only his pants
<LCable> He does not have pants either.
<Cay-Qel> So, he wants the coffee and cereal in his pants?
<mirei-jo> *moves to infront of cable and gets on all fours turning sideways straightening her back so he may use her for a table
<Codyman> raven, there are probably some ninjin folks on Xfire, I'll check
<`Tarax`> hm
<`JK_Rich> wow
<`JK_Rich> just...wow
<LGN_Raven> ya, I don't have Xfire
<`JK_Rich> I start reading the channel and....and....yeah. heheh
<`Tarax`> hah
<`Kaz> haha
<`Kaz> Im so glad Im not RFCO
<Codyman> I'll see whose on and maybe you can grab their in EaW names
<`Tarax`> Cable doesn't have pants... Mirei's on all fours in front of him... hm. interesting
<LCable> ...
<LGN_Raven> sounds great, Cody
<LCable> I didn't ask for this.
<`Tarax`> hahaha
<Markus_J> LOL
<`Kaz> well take a LOA then
<LCable> All I wanted was coffee.
<`Kaz> Then Ill take one
* Karredo has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
<`Kaz> Then she'll be all over Sair
* mirei-jo raises up kneeling on her heels thighs parted her hands palm up on her thighs her eyes to Cables feet her back straight and head high, "command me oh great Master give this kajir purpose for being, give her Your great magestic presence oh lord whom this girls breathes are only allowed by His grace"
<LCable> Uhh...
<LCable> I'm LOA.
* Indy pours Wyv a corellian whisky and waves to Crash from behind the bar
* LCLWyvern takes a sip. Hey, Indy?
<Indy> Hmmm?
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<`don_Sair> Gah, what was in that drink?
