[00:19] <Sair> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2566336
[00:19] <Sair> I enjoy this thread.
[00:21] <`Kaz> yes
[00:21] <`Kaz> a great big "you must be registered to view this page" banner
[00:21] <`Kaz> that's a laugh riot man
[00:21] <Sair> sorry
[00:21] <Sair> :(
[00:21] <Sair> I can never tell what will and won't work anymore.
[00:23] <`Kaz> They make a blue pill for that
[00:16] <VA_Raven> P228 hits for 20ish chest, right?
[00:16] <LCable> I think more like 30s
[00:16] <`Kaz> why would you hit them in the chest
[00:16] <`Kaz> SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD!
[00:16] <Sair> CENTER OF MASS
[00:16] <Sair> ITS THE BIGGEST PART
[00:17] <Sair> unless you're shooting at me, then its the wang
[00:17] <LCable> Dude, with CSS's weird-ass hitboxes, the head is almost as big as the chest
[00:17] <VA_Raven> ...because you normally aim at the upper torso/neck, fire, and allow your rectile to trace up to their face :P
[00:17] <Sair> ...
[00:17] <Sair> rectile
[00:17] <`Kaz> recticle
[00:17] <LCable> tee-hee
[00:17] <`Kaz> recticicle
[00:17] <LCable> recticicicicicle
[00:17] <Licah> ......
[00:17] <Sair> ALLOW YOUR RECTILE TO TRACE UP TO THEIR FACE
[00:17] <`Kaz> lol
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<@Sair-semi> Yes.
<@Sair-semi> Use cash so they can't trace you!
<DashClone> yeah
<`Kaz> Sair giving tips on prostitutes again?
(`Davery) The hell if everyone knows my fictional SW name <Sair-semi> Change it! (`Davery) I was FC for over a year and people still can't spell it (`Davery) Sair Hair <RS_Randy> heh, shut up Drave (`Davery) LOL <`Kaz> Trebaloney <Sair-semi> TreBaloney-Clitoris (`Davery) crap.. I laughed at something Randy said
<`Kaz> i was owning noobs before noobs existed
<`Kaz> back in 1982
<`Kaz> I remember it well
<`Kaz> I was a year old
<Sair> uh huh.
<`Kaz> Strolling along the ground
<`Kaz> Fucking up little noob ass toddlers
<Sair> I'm going to tell kailen this.
<`Kaz> Thinking they were all badass in their little walker things
<LGN-Shik> a bystander took a nipple to the eye
<VA_Raptor> LOL
<Sair> Huh
<VA_Raptor> nipple to the eye
<VA_Raptor> Sounds like celebrity deathmatch
<LGN-Shik> that's an injury to be proud of
<Kerensky> Heh...
<Sair> Did he get a black eye from it? :P
<LGN-Shik> ::in the emergency room being examined:: "So how did you hurt your eye?" 'C cup and a nipple to the eye' "Lucky little bastard"
<Sair> Heh
<VA_Raptor> yeah. Then he can sow a little nipple shape onto his uniform
<LGN-Shik> the nipple of honor
<VA_Raptor> rofl
<VA_Raptor> NIPPLES OF HONOR
<LGN-Shik> PROOF OF PENIS
<Sair-semi> Alright then, Jorval wants Kaz to go masturbate. Thats great :P
<Jorval> well, i honestly quit drinking a year and a half ago, so I'll pass...
<Jorval> I try to help out Sair...I'm a giver...the Masturbation Samaritan if you will...
<Jorval> oh sh*t...that came out way f*cking wrong...
Friday Night - Saturday Morning (7th/8th Dec) Madness in the B&G
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[01:40] <CrazyFace> hiyo
[01:40] <`Kaz> woah woah...
[01:40] <CrazyFace> what is this crazy place
[01:40] <`Kaz> CrazyFace?
[01:40] <`Kaz> Im sorry, how is that a name?
[01:40] <`Kaz> That's more of an abstract idea
[01:41] <Codyman> good question
[01:41] <Sair> In January 2008... Meet... CRAZYFACE
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[01:41] <CrazyFace> what's a Kaz?
[01:41] <Codyman> what is this crazy place?
[01:42] <Serpico> I'd like some grilled ham please
[01:42] <Sair> perhaps its a crazy train
[01:42] <Serpico> with a Tennets chaser
[01:42] <`Kaz> ....what the fuck
[01:42] <`Kaz> Who are you people
06[01:42] * Teu_32 sings Crazy train at the top of her lungs
[01:42] <`Kaz> Sair, are you watching the door?
[01:42] <CrazyFace> i dunno escapees from the womb
[01:42] <Sair> hell no
[01:42] <Serpico> who are what people?
[01:42] <Sair> though I can tell you that Teu is apparently pretending to be a
girl.
[01:42] <`Kaz> What do I pay you for then?
06[01:42] * CrazyFace starts breaking shit
[01:42] <`Vaughan> !lookup serpico
[01:42] <MrBot> No results found.
[01:42] <`Kaz> Oh no, not more pretend girls
[01:43] <Sair> yeah
[01:43] <Codyman> teu is a girl who pretends to be a man
[01:43] <Sair> its Jack all over again
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[01:43] <Teu_32> um Sair i am a girl
[01:43] <cliffster> sup
[01:43] <Codyman> heh, it's like cheers now
[01:43] <CrazyFace> NORM!!!
[01:43] <Teu_32> my name is Elisabeth
[01:43] <Sair> Sure you are, BOB
[01:43] <Codyman> and she's 32
[01:43] <cliffster> bullshit, Teui
[01:43] <Teu_32> what
[01:43] <cliffster> did i stutter?
[01:43] <Codyman> Bombs Over Bahgdad!
[01:44] <Teu_32> I Am a female
[01:44] <`Kaz> which time?
[01:44] <`Kaz> 91 or now
[01:44] <CrazyFace> chicks don't hang out online
[01:44] <Sair> isn't that an offspring song
[01:44] <Codyman> nope
[01:44] <Codyman> Outkast
[01:44] <Sair> well shit
06[01:44] * cliffster whistles and says, "Next time, drop the nick"
[01:44] <cliffster> yea yea
[01:44] <`Josh> ok, lay off her.
[01:44] <cliffster> so I forgot
[01:44] <Sair> they have some bahgdad song
[01:44] <cliffster> fuck you
03[01:45] * X sets mode: +o `Josh
06[01:45] * CrazyFace feels a fight a brewin'
[01:45] <`Vaughan> Teu's a member; who the hell are the rest?
[01:45] <`Josh> fuck you he says..
06[01:45] * `Josh nods
01[01:45] <HeavyAFK> hehe
03[01:45] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*Confused@*.dc.dc.cox.net
03[01:45] * cliffster was kicked by `Josh (bye)
[01:45] <`Josh> Anyone else?
06[01:45] * CrazyFace points to X
[01:45] <Sair> the hell
[01:45] <Sair> Kaz, Josh is speaking
[01:45] <Sair> what did you do
[01:45] <CrazyFace> lol
[01:46] <Teu_32> hi Josh
[01:46] <Sair> did you read an ancient evil book
[01:46] <Serpico> I'm undercover
[01:46] <`Kaz> Josh has learned well from the Teachings of Kaz
[01:46] <`Kaz> I read lots of those actually
[01:46] <CrazyFace> what is a kaz anyways?
[01:46] <`Kaz> I even wrote a few
[01:46] <CrazyFace> like.. pez?
01[01:46] <HeavyAFK> Kaz is King, you will bow
03[01:46] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Kaz (This is a Kaz, that is a Kaz, you are
not a Kaz, goodbye!)
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[01:47] <Sair> did you just call Kaz Ewe Boll?
06[01:47] * CrazyFace coughs uncomfortably.. "I think i just had sex somehow"
06[01:47] * CrazyFace returns kaz's boot
[01:47] <Sair> Unlikely.
03[01:47] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*dementedd@*.31.121.70.cfl.res.rr.com
03[01:47] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Josh (You'll never know what sex is.)
[01:48] <Sair> seriously, what is this
[01:48] <`Josh> Are we done with being fucking stupid tonite?>
[01:48] <Codyman> lol
[01:48] <Sair> I'm frightened and confused
06[01:48] * Serpico once saw a man looking like MC Hammer got hung
[01:48] <Serpico> it stuck with me
[01:49] <`Josh> Now.. there remains two questions I need to ask.
[01:49] <`Josh> 1. Who were the asshats I just banned?
[01:49] <`Josh> 2. Who the fuck is serpico ?
[01:49] <`Kaz> You missed one
03[01:49] * `Kaz sets mode: +b *!*@TheShane.users.undernet.org
[01:49] <Sair> I MISSED YOUR FACE
03[01:50] * Serpico was kicked by `Kaz (Y HALLO THAR!)
[00:05] <`Kaz> This is why none of you will ever have my number
[00:05] <`Kaz> That and you fuckers would call me when Im trying to be drunk
[00:05] <LGN_Raven> fuck if I'd care if you were okay :P
[00:05] <`Kaz> The RS isnt the same without me
[00:05] <Licah> lol
[00:05] <Licah> I just got an image of kaz and Sair chatting on the phone for hours every night
[00:05] <LGN_Raven> LOL
[00:06] <LGN_Raven> Kaz in bed with cotton swabs in his toes bitching about the stupid in the world to Sair? :P
<SconnAWAY> I'm officially frightened.
<SconnAWAY> For a few reasons. One, that Kaz has the ability to make people the pontiff. Two, that he's chosen to exercise this ability to make Sair pope. Three, that Sair has dubbed himself "Popesassin".
<`Kaz> They tried to beg Jordan to play for the them in the world games they lost
<`Davery> nobody.... if you're playing jungleball
<`Kaz> He was too busy getting a new hip
<`Davery> poor Jordan. He just needs to go somewhere and be quiet for about 10 years
<`Kaz> I hear he uses Dave's doctor
<`Davery> And stop coming back
<`Kaz> Went with the same model as you too, the TurboHip 3000
<`Davery> rofl
<`Davery> the TurboHip
<Sair-semi> TurboHip...
<Sair-semi> That just sounds so right.
<`Davery> Perfect for swinging hips
[21:29] * MrBot is now known as MrPirate
[23:56] * MrPirate is now known as MrBot
[23:58] * MrBot is now known as Sairs_Mom
[00:47] * Sairs_Mom is now known as Humping_Lica
[00:48] * Humping_Lica is now known as MrBot
[00:49] * MrBot is now known as Sair`s_Mom
[01:50] * Sair`s_Mom is now known as MrBot
"Hmmm......either Mrbot has many secret identities or is suffering from an identity crisis."
