<`Kaz> nasty is Rahj in a miniskirt * `Kaz shudders <`Kaz> Last time I ever go into dave's office <Trate> was Dave doing him from the back? <`Kaz> ....you think I'd stay to check?
<Gambit> actually, we're all figments of Rahj's imagination <5Rahj> If that were true, I'd be getting a lot of head right now...wouldn't you think? :P * COL-Mike gives Rahj head
<Trace-> so someone could walk right into my room in the middle of the night <SJM-Daed> and ButtF!ck u! (`Kaz) Even Rahj (`Kaz) Look out! (`Kaz) Tigger's gonna assrape you Trace!
<SheepMan> Rahj, you're going to drive Shik over the edge one day :P
<LGN-Shik> lol
* LGN-Shik hops in a clown car and runs round the room then zooms out the door and off the cliff
Another drunk Cody moment:
<Codyman> I stayed in cause like, this girl wanted me for f *cvcking sex, but I refuse to be a toy
<Codyman> and she just wants me as a toy....fkc that, I toy with girls,I refuse to be a toy
<Codyman> still mnot a toy
<Codyman> wolrd spining
<`Kaz> Mike you better be quoting
<Codyman> i am totall y wpolrcd spinning
<Codyman> yp ijng hard
<Codyman> md 20=20 hitiing ethe suystem
<Codyman> 4bottles
<Codyman> found md 20/2=
<Codyman> hjyug vgfyr5 yt65yt
<Codyman> not A A5TYUTOY
<Codyman> LKOMGN LIV E THE RELVEOL SQUAdon~!
<Codyman> longn liujve the relve ioms0cdjaenfpwakvjpJmvbpqa!
<`Kaz> word up
<Codyman> shik is gay , Rahj is gay,h hsahahaqhaha!
<Codyman> Rahj likes dudes
<Codyman> i gicve me maybe 5 kminutes befire passo ut
<Codyman> pasoyur oie thri2w up
<Codyman> LONG LIVE THE REL;VE SQUAEONDA~
<COL-Mike> he turns into that one dude, you know, the annoying one, when he's drunk
<Codyman> don;t be that guy
<Codyman> no, usuall yI'm stealing, fighting, or making fun of others, but I'm ato ohome, so I don't have much to steal, ifgight or make fun of
<Codyman> an d there are no womewn rhwew eirthwe'r
<COL-Mike> Dude, that's sweet
<Codyman> can't reand anymore, s;ee[y time, bye
<Codyman> lnb live the vrelberl squyadorns!
<COL-Mike> Viva gorditas!
<Codyman> 1maddog 20/2-nrulea
<COL-Mike> And it's all quoted
<COL-Mike> even sorted vaguely into train of thought/topic
<COL-Mike> now, i shall go to shikkie's lame ass quotes database and add them
(Tracely) Im not allowed to have a life
(Tracely) Rahj said so
(`Kaz) Piss on him
(`Kaz) Take next week off without telling anyone :)
(`Kaz) I wanna see what happens
(Tracely) :P Im taking next week off anyway(Tracely) parents forcing me to rake their yard
(Tracely) f*ckers
[01:25] <GEN_Slate> heh
(`Kaz) ROFL
@ `Kaz falls over
<`Icey> son of a f*cking bitch f*ck sh!t damn mother f*cking MSN Zone peice of sh!t bitch dick ball-sucking ass dick mother f*cker!
<`Kaz> Rahj I think he's talking to you
<`Randy> I wanna be RS Information Minister if I ever come back, Rahj
<Toran> What would the RS need one for? "The roster database is working fine! There are no problems with it!"? :P
<RS_Gizmo> "Han solo was not captured by the empire! he just went on a short vacation, mainly to show his contempt for the imperialistic dogs!
<RS_Gizmo> "
<`Randy> "Shik did not have sexual relations with that intern, Licah."
<Shikizzle> there's an intern I'd like to be having sexual relations with... rawr...
<Toran> You want to have sex with Licah?
* LGN-Shik 's mind wanders back to that day nikki was wearing those tight ass conforming pants... <LGN-Shik> :P~~~~~~~~~~~~ * LGN-Shik falls over <LGN-Shik> she's like a dance major... god i bet she could bend in all kindsa fun kinky ways (`Davery) Okay Shik, we don't know who Nikki is :P <LGN-Shik> well.. she's hot, lets just put it that way :D @ `Davery dives behind a bunker (`Davery) "HE'S GONNA BLOW" @ Deltan puts on the rubber suite <LGN-Shik> I'm not Rahj, I don't make a mess. (`Davery) what, you have delicate orgasms? :P
* Kweh walks off back to the Janitor's Office. <Borsk> Don't forget to give Rahj his daily anal masturbation like you promised. <Borsk> You are Rahj's bitch, remember? * Borsk points in the direction of Rahj's office * Kweh goes to Rahj's Office. <Toran> Give him time, Borsk, he still thinks his identity changes with nick changes :P * Kweh stays in there for a second as glass breaks, punches are heard thrown, and then walks back out without a scratch. <Borsk> Wow...you beat up his cat... * Kweh then falls over with giant claw in his back. <Borsk> Well, looks like the cat beat your ass. <Toran> That cat was heavily medicated after the speeder accident, too, what a pussy :P * Borsk watches Rahj's cat drag Tyr back into the office and strange unholy sounds are heard coming out :P* Kweh screams as Rahj's cat penetrates him in 6 places, he didnt even know he HAD. * Kweh comes out, claw marks all over him with giant claw holes.
<`Kaz> Someone get Kromium his pills
<Kromium> Must..have...DRUGS!
* Maj-John throws Krom his viagra :P
<R_Trace> lol
<Kromium> ...wrong...pills
<`Kaz> I said Kromium's pills, not Rahj's
<Lt2Tyrano> Finding a unusual topic for the chat is hard... <CMR_Randy> No it's not <CMR_Randy> Lets talk about Rahj's collection of spiked anal dildos
