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#1713 (16) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<RS_Gizmo>> oh god, I'm like a woman with a penis and without breasts
<<kailen>> would you rather be a woman with a penis and breasts?
<<RS_Gizmo>> only on Sundays

#1393 (1) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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<RS_Gizmo> yeh, I've seen some fucked up penises

#1710 (12) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<RS_Gizmo>> oi, I'm post op. be gentle :P

#780 () - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<Col_Coop> well i've got a really big penis!
* RS_Gizmo drools

#1052 (3) - Posted by RA Kyle Tobarn
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<RS_Gizmo> I wonder why woman don't have an ego surrounding the size of their clitoris

#1304 (6) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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RS_Gizmo: ironically, the kitchen is now in near pristine condition, far far better than it was before the fire, because we had to clean everything up

#1398 (1) - Posted by COL Reabel
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[10:19] <Aidyn> Who changed my position to Knight of the Hokey Pokey!?
[10:19] * ReabDeth shrugs
[10:19] <LCable> I did.
[10:19] <RS_Gizmo> how does it rate?
[10:19] <LCable> POKE!
[10:19] <Aidyn> Someone will die.
[10:20] <RS_Gizmo> I'm looking to get a new stick
[10:20] <LCable> Well, the old one broke on me a lot.
[10:20] <ReabDeth> Knight of the Hokey Pokey Knight of San d'Oria Aidyn Wolfwood
[10:20] <ReabDeth> rofl
[10:20] <LCable> But, other than that, it was nice.
[10:21] <Aidyn> All I have to do is eye the server logs, thats all
[10:21] <Aidyn> Then I'll know who to blame for this
[10:21] <Blastfire> That would be Licah
[10:21] <LCable> Agreed
[10:21] <Aidyn> Thanks, as the logs say 'Boogyman'
[10:21] <Blastfire> Very clever guy
[10:21] <ReabDeth> lol
[10:21] <Aidyn> Time for a few changes of my own. :)
[10:21] <LCable> Licah's a hell of a sailor.
[10:22] * Aidyn cracks his fingers, and goes to work on Licah's stuff..

#1570 (5) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<CodyPup>> die!
* RS_Gizmo has quit (Ping timeout)
<<`Josh>> OMG You killed Giz!
<<`Kaz>> lol
<<`Vaughan>> You bastard!

#1590 (12) - Posted by 2LT Ganner Rysode
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* `Kaz changes topic to 'Today in the B&G, Giz speaks about difficulties at his night job | <RS_Gizmo> hard to swallow, but at least it doesn't hurt so much'

#1493 (4) - Posted by BGN Joel Lance
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<RS_Gizmo> having said that, after experiencing your phase of talking about pussy and how it tastes like Chicken, I feel you're in no position to comment detrimentally :P

#1510 (8) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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* Goos1 has joined #Allegience
<RS_Gizmo> sorry, was reading the SWG forums and scratching my testicles. Thanks Randy ;)
* Goos1 has left #Allegience

#1654 (2) - Posted by CPT Lori Star
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* Cy_slpz has joined #allegience
* Cy_slpz is now known as RAD_Cyrel
* X sets mode: +o RAD_Cyrel
* RS_Gizmo humps the rear

#1004 (2) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<Kirghy> What's up?
<`Entropy> Same sh*t, different week
<RS_Gizmo> you're constapated?
<Kirghy> lol
<`Entropy> Just won't pass through, ya know?

#1038 (3) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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* Zeratul puts a Scorpion inside of Gizmo's pants
* RS_Gizmo makes sweet love to the Scorpian
<Zeratul> lol
<Zeratul> pervert
* Earthkeep tapes Gizmo for the internet
<`Daveroni> Ooooh.. dinner

#1488 (20) - Posted by FA Kaz Falcion
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<SairAFK> Wow
<`Kaz> Found your penis again?
<SairAFK> Now I'm half tempted to go see it tonight
<SconnAFK> ...your penis?
<SairAFK> Theater nearby has it on 9 fucking screens.
<RS_Gizmo> that's some penis

#807 (0) - Posted by LCM Marshall Snakeface
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*** WesBelden (RS_Gizmo@host213-122-28-231.btinternet.com) has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
<WesBelden> wiki wiki wild wild west
* WesBelden shoots himself
*** Anthon^ (a@210.186.58.134) has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
<RS_Randy> ....
<`Snake`> hey that was my job
<WesBelden> ...
<`Snake`> .... what?
<WesBelden> you can shoot me aswell if you have to..
<`Snake`> no
<`Snake`> aaawel okay it's so much fun... :P
<WesBelden> lol
* `Snake` shoots GIZZY in the head
<WesBelden> there ya go......ow

#1214 (3) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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<RS-Gizmo> Dave - lemme give you a brief summary of UK's ww2 efforts - Dunkirk, expiditionary force sent out to meat the Germans. <Daverduki> ..you guys sent a force to meat the Germans? :P <`Entropy> HUGE amounts of handjobs

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