RS_Gizmo damnit RS_Gizmo why can't job requirements for stuff I want to do read, "Wanted: Inexperienced idiot" RS_Gizmo it would make things sooo much easier RS_Gizmo although knowing my luck I'd be told I was overqualified
<Trace> screenshots of penis? <RS_Gizmo> ooooooooh <RS_Gizmo> niiiiiiice <RS_Gizmo> S or M player?<SairAFK> Multi as far as I know.<SairAFK> I just looked at it tonight.<SairAFK> I actually found it ages ago, but it was still in development then.
* RS_Gizmo nods<RS_Gizmo> looked good
* RS_Gizmo crutches his groin as he lands in a heap on the floor
<Jan-lo> ^_-
<Jan-lo> ...crutches??
<RS_Gizmo> er
<RS_Gizmo> *clutchse
* Jan-lo snickers, then falls over laughing
<Snij> engrish
* SairAFK has joined #RS_Bar_and_Grill
<RS_Gizmo> silence!
* Jan-lo hands Gizmo tiny little crutches
<@RS_Gizmo> I'm sure it's got something to do with hormones and puberty
<@RS_Gizmo> with any luck he'll grow up to be a really nice and not so stupid guy
<@RS_Gizmo> ..... or he'll remain a complete moron
(RS_Gizmo) I want qui-Gon's light saber
(RS_Randy) Bed helps cure that :P
(RS_Gizmo) it's so cool compared with the others
(Poccie) ...
(Poccie) with the way my mind is right now, that came out dirty
(Poccie) very...very...very dirty
(RS_Gizmo) I mean, Yoda's looks like a can opener or somethnig
(Poccie) That did so not help things
(RS_Randy) Poccie hasn't cybered in days, watch out! :P
* Poccie closes his eyes, then falls over laughing
(RS_Gizmo) and wtf was anikin thinking when he made that crap?
(RS_Gizmo) rofl
(RS_Gizmo) I just read tha
(RS_Gizmo) t
(Poccie) Yoda has a can opener penis!
(RS_Randy) lol
(RS_Gizmo) rofl
(Poccie) And Giz wan'ts Qui-Gon's
(RS_Gizmo) omg
(RS_Gizmo) I've got an image
(RS_Gizmo) oh, that's priceless!
(RS_Gizmo) oh man, I'm crying
(Poccie) same here...that is so not right
(RS_Randy) oh man, you need sleep :P
(RS_Gizmo) no, i'm crying with laughter
(Poccie) Yoda shall now forever be 'can opener penis'
(RS_Gizmo) and luke walks in after a strole in the swamp and seens him opening their dinner
(RS_Gizmo) "WTF!?!"
(RS_Randy) lol
(Poccie) lol!!!!!
(RS_Randy) ROFLMAO
(RS_Gizmo) "mmmmm, eat, eat"
(Poccie) ...that....
* RS_Randy makes sure he's logging this :P
(Poccie) Yoda eats his own...
(RS_Gizmo) I gotta find a tissue
(RS_Gizmo) I'm making a mess
(RS_Randy) ................
(Poccie) Oh God...and Luke got Anakins...
(RS_Randy) Thinking about Yoda's can opener penis? :P
(RS_Gizmo) lol
(RS_Gizmo) my nose u dilt
(RS_Gizmo) my nose aas running
(RS_Gizmo) *was
(RS_Randy) Yoda's can opener penis is in your nose? :P
(Poccie) Yoda opens Cambells soup...with...his...dick
(RS_Gizmo) lol
(RS_Gizmo) *cheesey music*
(RS_Randy) Actually that'd be kinda useful :P
(Poccie) ...Yoda has a terrible fetish
(RS_Gizmo) "So, mr. Yoda, how do you find your can opening experience?"
(RS_Gizmo) *shot widens out to see Yoda opening a can with his dick"
(RS_Gizmo) "Master I am, and fine it is"
(Poccie) "mmm camping was I, needed to open soup did I. But forgot my can opener I dd"
(RS_Gizmo) "That's what you say now, but how about you try this new and improved electric can opener, here let me er-atachit for you"
(RS_Gizmo) "NO!!! mine! mine!"
(RS_Gizmo) "oh look at the mess you've made"
(RS_Gizmo) "let him have it"
(RS_Gizmo) do you think RSI would be accept my request?
(RS_Randy) Yes :P
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(Poccie) what request?
(RS_Randy) Hell, have Poccie do it in 3D :P
(RS_Gizmo) I wanna get a pic of Yoda with his can opening cock out
(Poccie) Ask Mike.
<Dashy> No, your just desprete
<CMR_Randy> heh
<RS_Gizmo> yeh, when spelled correctly :P
<RS_Gizmo> thought that was some kind of french food for a second :P
<RS_Gizmo> "excuse me sir, but would you like a desprete?"
<Dashy> shut up, its late
<`Xander`> wb, Gizzy...again
<RS_Gizmo> heh
<RS_Gizmo> ty
<`Xander`> get another post up! :-P
<RS_Gizmo> k m8
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* `Xander` facepalms
<`Xander`> I tell him to do something...he goes and plays CS again....
<LGN_Raven> Im getting really pissed off at our EaW division
<RS_Gizmo> lol
<Markus_J> why?
<RS_Gizmo> ie, lack of them doing anything? :P
<LGN_Raven> BECAUSE THEY WONT FIGHT ME
<Markus_J> haha
<LGN_Raven> seriously
<LGN_Raven> it's gay
<`Renan> its fear, fear of teh Raven
<RS_Gizmo> it's all good, we'll enter external competitions and then they'll all want to be on your team :P
<LGN_Raven> And Eric broke our unbeaten streak
<LGN_Raven> that bitch
<RS_Gizmo> lmao
<EricAFK> Shut up!
<EricAFK> I told you I suck!
<LGN_Raven> TAKE THE COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHILE PLAYING THEN
<DashClone> OMG! Am I on a porn channel?
<RS_Gizmo> lol
<RS_Gizmo> I don't know, are u?
<RS_Gizmo> there's usually naked ppl
<DashClone> Urr.
<DashClone> ANYONE NAKED HERE??
<`Entropy> You thought RS stood for "Rebel Squadrons"? You were WRONG! It stands for "Really Sexual".
<Deltan> It was the first time in a long time that SWG got my blood pumping :P
<Deltan> Except when I put my toon in a pair of hotpants and stare at her too long... did I say that aloud?
<RS_Gizmo> no Deltan
<RS_Gizmo> you typed it
<RS_Gizmo> which means we have documentation
<Swifty> What does a hangover feel like?
<RS_Gizmo> well, it varies from person to person, but when it's bad, I generally feel tired as hell, I have an annoying headache which feels like the inside of my head is bigger than my skull, and my stomach doesn't generally feel right until after I've been to the toilet and released a poo of evil doom :P
<RS_Gizmo> the only way to feel better seems to be to lie in bed under a duvet and try to sleep :P
<RS_Gizmo> although greasey fry ups and DVDs which you don't have to think much about can also be good
<Swifty> Don't get drunk would work just as well
(01:49:47) RS_Gizmo: I have a terrible image of Sair with his hat on, brandishing a cattle prod, learing at a female Kaz
(01:50:09) `Kaz: I thought we determined female Kaz is a hot asian
(01:50:40) RS_Gizmo: well, it's more an image of male kaz with a wig, dress and badly applied lipstick
// Sometimes, the love of bacon can be so intense that it drudges up old lines of conflict....
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> no fuck that
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> you take bacon
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> and you coat it in brown sugar
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> and then bake it in the oven at 375
[12:17] <RS_Gizmo> ....
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> for like 15 minutes
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> it comes out glorious
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> fuck you giz
[12:17] <RS_Gizmo> then die 20 minutes later
[12:17] <Cyrel> BUT YOU DIE HAPPY
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> fuck you europeans and your holier than thou nutrition
[12:17] <Sarriah> hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> blah blah blah we drink red wine
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> yeah
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> you know what else you europeans drink?
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> FUCKING HOLOCAUST
[12:18] <RS_Gizmo> you take that back Sconn! you take that back this instant!
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> No sir, Jew jokes are funny.
[12:18] <RS_Gizmo> I do not fucking drink red wine!
[12:18] * Cyrel debates quoting this
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> the hell you don't
[12:19] <RS_Gizmo> I'll hell you in the face
[12:19] <RS_Gizmo> beer you drunken bastard, beeer!
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> I'll hell you when your country bails mine out of a fucking world war.
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> Also, yes, I like beer
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> and I appreciate your love for beer
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> however
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> the fact of the matter remains that um...yeah, who kicked Jerry's ass?
[12:19] <Eric|Semi> Chuck Norris did.
[12:19] <Sarriah> ohhhhhh, red wine... makes me really really hot... fast
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> That's right. Good 'ol Charlie Company, on D-Day.
[12:20] * Cyrel blinks
[12:20] <Cyrel> GET SAR SOME RED WINE! :P
[12:20] <RS_Gizmo> for the record, you didn't bail us out of WW2. You said "oooh, screw that, we're not getting involved with you goddamn Europeans! Hell, we probably shouldn't even be trading with you limey sons of.. what the fuck just happened to Pearl Harbour? Screw that!"
[12:20] <RS_Gizmo> :P
[12:20] * SconnDRUNK blinks, orders several more bottles of red wine for the #allegience bar.
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> On top of it, sir.
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> Um...
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> yeah dude
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> you are LUCKY that Hirohito thought it was a good idea to bomb hawaii.
[12:21] <SconnDRUNK> otherwise we'd be having this conversation in Kraut.
[12:21] <RS_Gizmo> nein!
[12:21] <RS_Gizmo> :P
[12:21] <SconnDRUNK> Lord knows I could speak it, but you?
[12:21] <Sarriah> lol
[12:22] <SconnDRUNK> Hell man. I'm 1/2 German, 1/2 Cherokee. I'm so confused about WWII that I just spout off random incendiary shit.
<LCL_Randy> If I could use the Mind Trick I would sooo use it to get laid constantly.
<ShikWork> lol
<ShikWork> who wouldn't
<Eric_W> lol
<RS_Gizmo> I wouldn't
<RS_Gizmo> does that make me sad?
<LCL_Randy> God.... now I gotta do a sim with Randy in a bar :-P
<LCL_Randy> "You want to see my 'lightsaber'."
<MAJ_Mo> you know the big long line of SW fanatics, the ones that are more fanatic than us?
<COL-Mike> More fanatic?
<MAJ_Mo> the ones that have like the entire room is SW and a full SW collection and a movie prop
<RS_Gizmo> .......
<RS_Gizmo> aren't they all in EH?
<COL-Mike> Ummm.....
<COL-Mike> that's me....
<RS_Gizmo> me too
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<`Kyle> nah, general is boring
<Owain> I've been CMDR for so long it's funny. :P
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<LCL_Randy> ...
<LCL_Randy> what the [Censored Word] was that
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<Akar> ROFL
<LCL_Randy> ...WHAT THE [Censored Word]!?
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<RS_Gizmo> !op
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<LCL_Randy> Hmmm
<CPT_Raven> ROFLMAO!
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<`Randy> I wanna be RS Information Minister if I ever come back, Rahj
<Toran> What would the RS need one for? "The roster database is working fine! There are no problems with it!"? :P
<RS_Gizmo> "Han solo was not captured by the empire! he just went on a short vacation, mainly to show his contempt for the imperialistic dogs!
<RS_Gizmo> "
<`Randy> "Shik did not have sexual relations with that intern, Licah."
<Shikizzle> there's an intern I'd like to be having sexual relations with... rawr...
<Toran> You want to have sex with Licah?
