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#1058 (2) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<RSJohn> anyone know how i can reduce the ping in JO?
<Sconn> Put on a little tinfoil hat, first of all.
<Sconn> Then take off your pants and underwear, and turn on your lawn sprinklers.
<Sconn> Then get a boom box with a barry manilow CD.
<Sconn> Play the barry manilow CD very loudly while dancing in the hat, with no pants on, in the lawn sprinklers, shouting praises to the JK 2 gods.
<RSJohn> and this worked for you? :P
<``Zak> It's just his hobby
<Sconn> Well...until the cops came, yeah.

#528 (1) - Posted by CDT Bluck
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<GambitRS> 209.180.137.176 right?
<RSJohn> nope, sorry
<`Kyle> Maybe he couldn't get it up (-:

#878 (3) - Posted by MAJ Kevin Pryde
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<KevPryde> Big Bird would run in fear if he entered the B&G <RSJohn> Because someone would probably rape him.

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