<Col-Shik> METALLICA! *** Col-Shik has quit IRC (Read error to Col-Shik[PM3shep4-163-174.intrepid.net]: Connection reset by peer) <`Dylor> That's what screaming Metallica does to you.
<Capt_Mo> is Cybersex like simming......without rolling a dice?
*** RickieAFK is now known as Thrasher (Halcyon@*.dial.iocenter.net) 01/02/2001 05:32:26.PM
(MajSconn) MO!
(Los) ...
(MajSconn) THAT SO DID NOT NEED TO BE SAID!
*** MajSconn (himera254@*.chartermi.net) Topic #Allegience " <Capt_Mo> is Cybersex like simming......without rolling a dice? " 01/02/2001 05:33:06.PM
*** JakeOL is now known as JakeBues (lRcap67@*.libre.retevision.es) 01/05/2001 10:35:35.PM
<Cpt-Randy> ummm, Jake
<Cpt-Randy> you typoed your name
<`Jester`> heh
<Capt_Mo> lol
* Cpt-Randy thinks Jake's had one too many
<Capt_Mo> Fion, ur skin would get all wrinkly
<Capt_Mo> why are you in the shower for so long?
<LCMVender> lol
<FionSHOWR> Well...
* FionSHOWR looks around, and sees no females.
<FionSHOWR> I smoked a cig, jacked off, smoked a cig, went on IRC :P
*** FionSHOWR is now known as Fion (ion_grell@*.adsl.highway.telekom.at) 01/10/2001 05:16:59.PM
<LCMVender> lol
<LCMVender> That's a nasty picture
*** Kerensky is now known as Curly_ (black-wol@*.mpls.uswest.net) 03/19/2001 11:23:30.PM
<Larry_> Wasn't it the Red Sea?
(Reivan) Oh for pity's sake.
(Reivan) Clear out.
<MAJ_Mo> hey!
<MAJ_Mo> I'm Mo
<`Kaz> WhooWhooWhooooWhoooo
<Larry_> I'm Larry!
<MAJ_Mo> lol
* `Kaz smacks Curly in the head with a hammer....and wonders why he's not moving
<`Kaz> .....what's that red stuff?
<MAJ_Mo> We have Larry, Curly and Mo
<MAJ_Mo> Sal, PM
<`Snake> Petr Margul?
<`Snake> :P
<MAJ_Mo> no :P
<MAJ_Mo> Private Message
<MAJ_Mo> General Private Message
*** RS_PM (PMargulrs@sdn-ar-001ohcoluP241.dialsprint.net) has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
<`Snake> here's your PM :)
(Raandu) PM deep throats? (Raandu) I bet he's not as good as Mike <CMRVender> So that's who you got head from? (Raandu) got? (Raandu) It's get ;D <`Trate> not if it's past tense * COL-Mike looks up from Raandu's crotch <COL-Mike> Trust me, it's get
<SheePMan> Rahj, you're going to drive Shik over the edge one day :P
<LGN-Shik> lol
* LGN-Shik hops in a clown car and runs round the room then zooms out the door and off the cliff
*** `Kumba (umba12345@207.233.154.*) Topic #emperor's_hammer " Welcome to #Emperor's_Hammer. Current Topic: How many times we can wank it in a day! " 04/14/2001 10:33:55.PM
* Raandu kicks Vender in the balls
<Vendz> I'm zappin OW! raandu :p
* Etrall hides in his corner, "I'm not here. I'm really stuck on a different planet.. yes that's right.."
* Vendz notices doritoes fall out of his pants...and some other object that he picks up and puts in a rag while he cries
<LCLJester> lol
* Cherin` hides behind the bar
*** LCLJester is now known as JesterFLY
<Vendz> Someone call a mechanic, i'm broken :p
<Raandu> ohhhh I want the other thing that came out of your pants
<Vendz> No you don't :P
* Etrall hides behind the bar pulling out some soda
<Vendz> help help i'm spelling zimbobway get a mechanic
* Cherin` gets a bottle of Archers Aqua from the bar, cracks it open, and sips it slowly
* Vendz chases after his balls that roll off
* Etrall peaks out over the bar
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* Vendz gives Eve his rag "Hold that..but don't look at it. I need to get some..er..equiPMent." :p
* Raandu pegs Etrall between the eyes with a golf ball
<Eliastra> lol
<Vendz> AND DON'T LET RAANDU TAKE IT
* `Eve grins. 'Aww..it's lil fene in a blanket."
* `Kaz gives the rag to Raandu
<`Kaz> Here...play with this
<Etrall> Ouch! Hey!
<Raandu> ohhh
* Eliastra throws the rag onto hot burning coals
* Raandu swings the rags around and slams it on the ground
<Raandu> rag*
* Vendz quickly shoots out millions of bags of doritoes towards Raandu that knock him on his ass* Etrall takes the golf ball and throws it out the window
* Vendz runs and takes the rag back
* `Eve grabs the other end of the rag
<Raandu> Come back with my legos!!!!!!!!
<Vendz> quick playing with my future kids!
<Vendz> wait
<Vendz> quit*
<Vendz> :p
<Raandu> quick?
<Etrall> ...............
<Cherin`> ....this would be a huuuuge quote in the database.... shall I quote it or not??
<Eliastra> .....
<Raandu> Should we call you "minuteman"?
<`Eve> You need another part to make it a kid Fene :P
* Etrall chuckles
* `Kaz gives Vender a talk
<Vendz> yeah :(
<Vendz> nooooo
* Vendz drinks koolaid
<Vendz> where is that big fat man i love so much
<`Kaz> Shik?
<`Eve> Can he help you have kids?
<`Kaz> rofl
* Etrall decides to add to the insanity and runs around hugging everyone
<Vendz> Can shik? Yeah, but I wouldn't want him to help me :p
<Vendz> Now where'd my cock bar go?
* Vendz looks around for the rag
* `Eve holds it up with a grin
* `Eve runs
* Vendz screws it back on
<`Eve> lol
<`Eve> Make sure it's a.. Phillip's head
<`Eve> ;)
