swiftye: You know Terminator/Remus is annoying? Naes Draw: er, no
swiftye: Kaz gave me the order to fix him Naes Draw: oh, did he Naes Draw: blaster, or something fancier?
swiftye: The order was so bad, Kaz apologized, wished me good luck, and gave me a list of people that
can help Naes Draw: We could have Dagger jump 'em, and go from there Naes Draw: Kicks is inventive...
swiftye: When Kirghy heard the order, he said
swiftye: "Swifty: Welcome to command" Naes Draw: I think some of the Daggers have commando training, we could sneak in and get this guy. Naes Draw: Or we could hire out some of CD
swiftye: Josh banned him from B&G, and Remus thought Josh banned him from the whole internet Naes Draw doesn't appear to be paying much attention
swiftye whacks you Naes Draw: With a fishie, I hope
swiftye: no, I graduated to cinderblocks Naes Draw: oh Naes Draw ducks
[17:37] * NaesDraw strolls over to a window and looks out.
[17:38] <NaesDraw> Crap! My wallet!
[17:38] * NaesDraw runs for the vac suits locker and heads for a airlock.
[17:38] * NaesDraw is now known as Naes-EV
[22:48] <NaesDraw> I'm with Dagger Squadron, I'm the XO.
[22:48] <RS_Guest> ah really!
[22:48] <RS_Guest> good to hear.
[22:48] <NaesDraw> of Dagger
[22:48] <_Kirghy_> No, you're not getting him/her/it Naes
[22:48] <RS_Guest> (oh and I am just now finding out about the D6 XD)
[22:48] <NaesDraw> Oh. Meany. :/
[22:56] * NaesDraw heads to his bunk, fires 4 rounds into it, and ZZZZZ's.
[22:56] * NaesDraw is now known as NaesBunk
[22:57] <Kirghy> Good to know it's dead now.
[22:58] <Kirghy> Wonder how we'll explain that to Supply and Procurment.
<NaesDraw> I want a rating, on a scale of 1-10, 1 being WTF is this shit, and 10 being the bestest evar, of THIS: http://Naesdraw.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/nosezelda.wav
<WesBelden> well, lesee, it's 2:37am, and what comes blaring out of my speakers (no doubt to wake my house mates up) ? random noises that sound like a demented kazoo, but, I'm guessing are instead a mic shoved up your nose whilst you hum
<WesBelden> so, instead of, maybe reading, writing, just frickin sleeping, you shoved a mic up your nose :P
NaesDraw: or ur ass is grass
Swifty: huh? NaesDraw: or, your, ass, is, grass.
Swifty: grass?
Swifty: I don't get it NaesDraw: is it hard to understand?
Swifty: yes NaesDraw: :P
Swifty: grass? NaesDraw: .....er
Swifty: I'm not a lawn dude NaesDraw: ass is grass; You're done, finished, kaput, over, one doomed motherfucker.
"That dude that porked my ol lady? His ass is grass."
[22:39] * Kirghy has joined #RID
[22:39] <NaesDraw> then I hummed in the mike in my nose
[22:39] <Kirghy> wha...?
[22:39] <NaesDraw> and made the sweet, sweet music
[22:39] <NaesDraw> er.
[22:39] <Kirghy> you're scaring me
[22:40] <NaesDraw> ty
[18:04] <Sconn> While we're wishing for things, I'll take Anne hathaway in heels and my tuxedo shirt.
[18:04] <ADM_Raven> I'll take boobs.
[18:05] <RA_Cyrel> http://www.boobpedia.com
[18:05] <NaesDraw> no way
[18:05] <NaesDraw> ...yes way. XD
[21:47] <`Kaz> interesting the cocks are winning
[21:50] <Sair> god bless those intrepid cocks
[21:51] <NaesDraw> The intrepid cocks would be a rockin' band name.
RS #vsg IRC chat
<`Anton> sake run!!!!!
<RS_Naes> they peg the whole RS in the credits
* `Anton is now known as `Anton|AFK
<RS_Naes> Sake... Makes people AFK.
* RS_Naes writes that down.
[19:54] <Himm> maybe I ought to christmas decorate my fighter
[19:54] <NaesDraw> hm....
[19:54] <NaesDraw> just keep the tinsel out of the intakes
[19:54] <Himm> lol
[19:55] <NaesDraw> Mebe I'll spruce up Reset abit
[19:55] <Himm> hehe
[19:55] <Himm> add a sants beard
[19:55] <Himm> *santa
[19:56] <NaesDraw> That is just th right amonut of funny to work.
[19:56] <NaesDraw> at least a hat
[19:57] <NaesDraw> i'll look into that..... oh.
[19:57] <Himm> and recalibrate his speaker to go ho-ho-ho in stead of all those beeps
[19:57] <NaesDraw> we need a RS: Xmas thing.
[19:57] <Himm> hehe
[19:58] <NaesDraw> Who's going out in a Vac suit and stringing the lights on the Shield Generators?
[19:58] <Himm> rofl
[19:59] <Himm> I've never seen an christmas opt for XWA
[19:59] <Himm> that'd been fun
[19:59] <NaesDraw> this all is quite possablely quote worthy.
[21:15] <NaesDraw> Force poke does -10 HP
[21:15] * NaesDraw revives Himm
[21:15] <Swifty> -10?
[21:15] <NaesDraw> tyes
[21:16] <Swifty> how do you do -10 on someone with 0
[21:16] <NaesDraw> teh Force
[21:16] <NaesDraw> :D
[21:16] <Swifty> so he now has 10?
[21:16] <Swifty> or -10?
[21:17] <NaesDraw> um, `10
[21:17] <Swifty> 10?
[21:17] <Swifty> Do -60
[21:17] <NaesDraw> um,
[21:17] <Swifty> we need him well enough to make the mission
[21:17] * NaesDraw Uses Force Poke
[21:18] <NaesDraw> it's not very effective
[21:18] <NaesDraw> durr.... swifty halp?
[21:18] * Swifty uses an upgraded force poke that does -50
[21:19] * NaesDraw has a bad idea and looks at swifty...
[21:19] <Swifty> what?
[21:19] * NaesDraw slaps Swifty around a bit with a large trout
[21:19] <NaesDraw> kekekekekekekekkekekekekekekkekke
[21:19] <Swifty> WHY?
[21:19] <NaesDraw> um.
[21:20] <NaesDraw> cuz
Dagger has morals?
[14:44] <NaesDraw> if he says ok, you could be the moral officer
[14:44] <NaesDraw> wait, what morals.....
[14:44] <Swifty> the what
[14:44] <NaesDraw> :P
[14:44] <Swifty> :P
[14:45] <NaesDraw> the make people feel better officer
[15:12] <Swifty> Big nasty storm not coming
[15:12] <NaesAFK> weatherbug begs to disagree
[15:12] <Swifty> Weatherbug has been wrong
[15:13] <NaesAFK> Radar?
[15:13] <Swifty> Chance of rain 80 percent.
[15:13] <NaesAFK> I can see the red blob
[15:13] <Swifty> 80 is not 100
[15:14] <Swifty> oh shit
[15:14] <Swifty> that blob
[15:14] <NaesAFK> yes, Swifty, THAT blob
[21:58] <RAD_Sconn> I'll tell you two things about myself -- I'm an asshole, I'm righteously vindictive and I don't play fair.
[21:59] <`ADM_Raven> He is also the Allegience Battle Group XO, and acts with any and all authority of a Fleet Commanding Officer.
06[21:59] * NaesDraw counts those... Three?
[21:59] <`ADM_Raven> He also can't count.
[21:59] <Ciredik> We blame that on the weed
[21:13] <`Kaz> Screw China
[21:13] * X sets mode: -o `Josh
[21:13] <`Josh> no thanks, dunno what I'd catch
[21:13] <Markus_J> heh
[21:13] <Swifty> Why are we screwing China again?
[21:14] <Teu> they suck
[21:14] <Swifty> We should at least bring condoms then
[21:14] <Swifty> lest we get a plethora of STDs
[21:14] <NaesDraw> ... :P
[21:16] <Teu> Eeewww
