<Markus_J> Also, apparently Lori has a facebook page, and guess what, "she" doesn't have pictures of herself, but once more, pictures of cartoons
<Kaz-Here> lol
<Kaz-Here> Cause "Lori
<Kaz-Here> er "Lori" is a dude
<Markus_J> lol
<Markus_J> yeah
<Kaz-Here> which ive told people since day fucking one
<Markus_J> So have I
<Markus_J> When she wouldn't cough up pictures
<Markus_J> she was either fat
<Markus_J> or a dude
<Kaz-Here> Or a fat dude
<Markus_J> ...and another one finds confusion in the shenanigans that constitute the B&G.
<Markus_J> My job here is done.
<Markus_J> AWAY!
* Markus_J flees into the night.
<Rhuryc> Go blow a goat? Really? Really, man? Really?
<@Markus_J> Well
<@Markus_J> you'd do it for a couple of pennies
<@Markus_J> you stingy fucker
<`Dom> I don't see any scottish people here.
11:14:32 PM <Markus_J> Markus can do what?
11:14:42 PM <Lurescz_V> stand on one leg and cover one eye
11:14:45 PM <Markus_J> I CAN!
11:14:51 PM <Lurescz_V> therefore showing us all what a true buttpirate looks like.
11:14:53 PM <Markus_J> ..lulz!
11:14:55 PM <Lurescz_V> OH!
11:14:57 PM <Lurescz_V> BURN!
11:14:57 PM <Teu> lol
11:15:00 PM * Lurescz_V sizzles. :P
11:15:03 PM * Cay-Qel gives Markus some ice
11:15:05 PM <Markus_J> By showing you a mirror, James?
11:15:18 PM <Lurescz_V> no, but doing the above action, blockhead. keep up, willya? :P
11:15:37 PM <Markus_J> Neg. That would require I take it in the pooper. Thus, I am no buttpirate, cockslurper.
11:16:03 PM <Teu> Now i want steak
Note: This was done in an ABG sim. Both Markus and Jessa were on the lift, until Jessa stepped off of it and this came up.
<@`Fiona> (Yeah, but who wants to be alone on a lift with Markus?)
<@Jessa_R> <lol>
<@Markus_J> «Jessa'd be okay. :P»
<@Jessa_R> <really?>
<@Valen> «Oooh, buuuuuurn. :P»
<@Markus_J> «Yeah. Markus wouldn't want a piece of that. :P»
<@Jessa_R> <my characters done enough of that of late thanks>
<@Markus_J> «what, getting raped in an elevator?»
<Codyman> arent there like directions somewhere?
<TaReDjo> Thats why im having so much trouble
<TaReDjo> i never actually filled out a join form... i dont even know if they had them when i first started
<TaReDjo> and i talked to one of the guuys in Red Squadron, and he said something about having an instructor? or something
<TaReDjo> but i havent heard anything from any of them either
<TaReDjo> and Castor cant figure it out when he is 600 miles away and in bed!
<Codyman> you have his phone number?
<TaReDjo> i should hope so! lol
<Codyman> family?
<TaReDjo> im his daughter. :D
<Markus_J> Saaaair
<TaReDjo> I was reading the bylaws... and i laughed when it said the "chain of command" and how the RSFC was only to be contacted as a last resort.
<Markus_J> Saaiiirrr
<Markus_J> I thought you were supposed to prevent Castor from spawning?!
<LGN_Raven> Im getting really pissed off at our EaW division
<RS_Gizmo> lol
<Markus_J> why?
<RS_Gizmo> ie, lack of them doing anything? :P
<LGN_Raven> BECAUSE THEY WONT FIGHT ME
<Markus_J> haha
<LGN_Raven> seriously
<LGN_Raven> it's gay
<`Renan> its fear, fear of teh Raven
<RS_Gizmo> it's all good, we'll enter external competitions and then they'll all want to be on your team :P
<LGN_Raven> And Eric broke our unbeaten streak
<LGN_Raven> that bitch
<RS_Gizmo> lmao
<EricAFK> Shut up!
<EricAFK> I told you I suck!
<LGN_Raven> TAKE THE COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHILE PLAYING THEN
Another Kane quote. In this quote, we see yet another instance of how Kane wants to "bugger" Markus.
<Kane_R> Markus, that's my laptop, give it to me, and don't give me the look, I know you probably hate kids, and I'll bugger you for my laptop if you don't give it back.'
<Markus_J> ...Bugger me?
<Markus_J> Dude.
<Sconn> Eww.
<Eric_27> watch out
<Eric_27> he has the herpes
<RA_Raven> you could get a prosthetic installed with hydrolics
<RA_Raven> :P
<RA_Raven> turn your dick into a Ricer
<Markus_J> LOL
<Kirghy> Where's the fun in that?
<`Kaz> kekekekekek penis rush
[12:38] <`Max> What's wrong with Rahj?
[12:46] <Markus_J> He's a douchemuffin?
[12:46] <`Max> So you don't like him?
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> Do you like douchemuffins?
[12:47] * `Max clears his throat.
[12:47] <`Max> Do you like me?
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> No
[12:47] <`Max> Well, thanks for ruining my point before I even make it ass hole.
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> </pwnt>
[22:04] * Ciredik warp matters Davin's saber, which he STOLE A SHIP and MURDERED people to retrieve, into a dildo. He hands the construct to Callista, locks them both in a supply closet on the ship, and thus saves continuity. The end.
[22:06] <Markus_J> SGM: ...Rofl, please roll that.
[21:13] <`Kaz> Screw China
[21:13] * X sets mode: -o `Josh
[21:13] <`Josh> no thanks, dunno what I'd catch
[21:13] <Markus_J> heh
[21:13] <Swifty> Why are we screwing China again?
[21:14] <Teu> they suck
[21:14] <Swifty> We should at least bring condoms then
[21:14] <Swifty> lest we get a plethora of STDs
[21:14] <NaesDraw> ... :P
[21:16] <Teu> Eeewww
<CPT_James> you are 5'3? You are now to short for me
<@ADM_Raven> ...
<Ray_D> OH THANK GOD
<@ADM_Raven> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
<`Eric> LOL
<`IronMan> James, you can't act like you have choices.
<Teu> lol
<Ray_D> shit
<Ray_D> if i knew that was all it was going to take...
<@Licah> ....wow
<Ray_D> i would have stated it sooner
<@Markus_J> Annnd there James goes cutting out the one woman who might actually touch his cock for cash
<Swifty> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<@Licah> James has now called Ray too fat and short in one sitting
<LCable> Yeah, you're my female dog now.
<mirei-jo> so i shall smite any who joke of his mother
* mirei-jo pads over to him and licks his feet shaking her bottom high to him
<mirei-jo> Master Master Master
<Codyman> yeah, viking, gay people, and puppies all like rainbows apparently
<`Kaz> I think Im going to sue the gay people
<`Kaz> Rainbows should be for everyone
<`Kaz> But they went and made rainbows gay
<mirei-jo> so its coffee, your ceareal and oral sex every morning at your desk Sir?
<LCable> I didn't mean a literal dog.
<`Kaz> Cable doesn't have a desk
<LGN_Raven> anyone from Ninjin task force up for an EaW match? ;)
<Cay-Qel> He doesn't even have a bed.
<mirei-jo> is his office still the mens latrine?
<`Kaz> The RS doesn't actually budget any RF offices
<`Kaz> We have to make sheet forts
<Markus_J> lol
<LCable> Indeed, Cable has no desk.
<`Tarax`> only his pants
<LCable> He does not have pants either.
<Cay-Qel> So, he wants the coffee and cereal in his pants?
<mirei-jo> *moves to infront of cable and gets on all fours turning sideways straightening her back so he may use her for a table
<Codyman> raven, there are probably some ninjin folks on Xfire, I'll check
<`Tarax`> hm
<`JK_Rich> wow
<`JK_Rich> just...wow
<LGN_Raven> ya, I don't have Xfire
<`JK_Rich> I start reading the channel and....and....yeah. heheh
<`Tarax`> hah
<`Kaz> haha
<`Kaz> Im so glad Im not RFCO
<Codyman> I'll see whose on and maybe you can grab their in EaW names
<`Tarax`> Cable doesn't have pants... Mirei's on all fours in front of him... hm. interesting
<LCable> ...
<LGN_Raven> sounds great, Cody
<LCable> I didn't ask for this.
<`Tarax`> hahaha
<Markus_J> LOL
<`Kaz> well take a LOA then
<LCable> All I wanted was coffee.
<`Kaz> Then Ill take one
* Karredo has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
<`Kaz> Then she'll be all over Sair
* mirei-jo raises up kneeling on her heels thighs parted her hands palm up on her thighs her eyes to Cables feet her back straight and head high, "command me oh great Master give this kajir purpose for being, give her Your great magestic presence oh lord whom this girls breathes are only allowed by His grace"
<LCable> Uhh...
<LCable> I'm LOA.
