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#1645 (9) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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11:14:32 PM <Markus_J> Markus can do what?
11:14:42 PM <Lurescz_V> stand on one leg and cover one eye
11:14:45 PM <Markus_J> I CAN!
11:14:51 PM <Lurescz_V> therefore showing us all what a true buttpirate looks like.
11:14:53 PM <Markus_J> ..lulz!
11:14:55 PM <Lurescz_V> OH!
11:14:57 PM <Lurescz_V> BURN!
11:14:57 PM <Teu> lol
11:15:00 PM * Lurescz_V sizzles. :P
11:15:03 PM * Cay-Qel gives Markus some ice
11:15:05 PM <Markus_J> By showing you a mirror, James?
11:15:18 PM <Lurescz_V> no, but doing the above action, blockhead. keep up, willya? :P
11:15:37 PM <Markus_J> Neg. That would require I take it in the pooper. Thus, I am no buttpirate, cockslurper.
11:16:03 PM <Teu> Now i want steak

#1533 (7) - Posted by BGN Markus Jarnhann
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<LGN_Raven> Im getting really pissed off at our EaW division
<RS_Gizmo> lol
<Markus_J> why?
<RS_Gizmo> ie, lack of them doing anything? :P
<LGN_Raven> BECAUSE THEY WONT FIGHT ME
<Markus_J> haha
<LGN_Raven> seriously
<LGN_Raven> it's gay
<`Renan> its fear, fear of teh Raven
<RS_Gizmo> it's all good, we'll enter external competitions and then they'll all want to be on your team :P
<LGN_Raven> And Eric broke our unbeaten streak
<LGN_Raven> that bitch
<RS_Gizmo> lmao
<EricAFK> Shut up!
<EricAFK> I told you I suck!
<LGN_Raven> TAKE THE COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHILE PLAYING THEN

#1611 (9) - Posted by BGN Eric Reagan
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Another Kane quote. In this quote, we see yet another instance of how Kane wants to "bugger" Markus.

<Kane_R> Markus, that's my laptop, give it to me, and don't give me the look, I know you probably hate kids, and I'll bugger you for my laptop if you don't give it back.'
<Markus_J> ...Bugger me?
<Markus_J> Dude.
<Sconn> Eww.
<Eric_27> watch out
<Eric_27> he has the herpes

#1641 (2) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<Sconn> Have you tried vigorous masturbation?
<@Markus_J> VERY NIIIICE

#1598 (7) - Posted by RA Sienn Sconn
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<Markus_J> ALL HAIL COMMODE DOOR SCONN!
<Sconn> ...shit, did I get promoted?

#1591 (1) - Posted by BGN Markus Jarnhann
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<RA_Raven> you could get a prosthetic installed with hydrolics
<RA_Raven> :P
<RA_Raven> turn your dick into a Ricer
<Markus_J> LOL
<Kirghy> Where's the fun in that?
<`Kaz> kekekekekek penis rush

#1683 (5) - Posted by LCL Swifty Chapple
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[21:13] <`Kaz> Screw China
[21:13] * X sets mode: -o `Josh
[21:13] <`Josh> no thanks, dunno what I'd catch
[21:13] <Markus_J> heh
[21:13] <Swifty> Why are we screwing China again?
[21:14] <Teu> they suck
[21:14] <Swifty> We should at least bring condoms then
[21:14] <Swifty> lest we get a plethora of STDs
[21:14] <NaesDraw> ... :P
[21:16] <Teu> Eeewww

#1531 (6) - Posted by BGN Markus Jarnhann
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<LCable> Yeah, you're my female dog now.
<mirei-jo> so i shall smite any who joke of his mother
* mirei-jo pads over to him and licks his feet shaking her bottom high to him
<mirei-jo> Master Master Master
<Codyman> yeah, viking, gay people, and puppies all like rainbows apparently
<`Kaz> I think Im going to sue the gay people
<`Kaz> Rainbows should be for everyone
<`Kaz> But they went and made rainbows gay
<mirei-jo> so its coffee, your ceareal and oral sex every morning at your desk Sir?
<LCable> I didn't mean a literal dog.
<`Kaz> Cable doesn't have a desk
<LGN_Raven> anyone from Ninjin task force up for an EaW match? ;)
<Cay-Qel> He doesn't even have a bed.
<mirei-jo> is his office still the mens latrine?
<`Kaz> The RS doesn't actually budget any RF offices
<`Kaz> We have to make sheet forts
<Markus_J> lol
<LCable> Indeed, Cable has no desk.
<`Tarax`> only his pants
<LCable> He does not have pants either.
<Cay-Qel> So, he wants the coffee and cereal in his pants?
<mirei-jo> *moves to infront of cable and gets on all fours turning sideways straightening her back so he may use her for a table
<Codyman> raven, there are probably some ninjin folks on Xfire, I'll check
<`Tarax`> hm
<`JK_Rich> wow
<`JK_Rich> just...wow
<LGN_Raven> ya, I don't have Xfire
<`JK_Rich> I start reading the channel and....and....yeah. heheh
<`Tarax`> hah
<`Kaz> haha
<`Kaz> Im so glad Im not RFCO
<Codyman> I'll see whose on and maybe you can grab their in EaW names
<`Tarax`> Cable doesn't have pants... Mirei's on all fours in front of him... hm. interesting
<LCable> ...
<LGN_Raven> sounds great, Cody
<LCable> I didn't ask for this.
<`Tarax`> hahaha
<Markus_J> LOL
<`Kaz> well take a LOA then
<LCable> All I wanted was coffee.
<`Kaz> Then Ill take one
* Karredo has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
<`Kaz> Then she'll be all over Sair
* mirei-jo raises up kneeling on her heels thighs parted her hands palm up on her thighs her eyes to Cables feet her back straight and head high, "command me oh great Master give this kajir purpose for being, give her Your great magestic presence oh lord whom this girls breathes are only allowed by His grace"
<LCable> Uhh...
<LCable> I'm LOA.

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