<KirgPACK> Jan! Throw the ball!
<LCable> JAN!
<LCable> Don't go AFK on us!
<LCable> NOT NOW!
* TechKrill nails Jan and strips her
<TechKrill> LOL!
<TechKrill> of the ball!
<Jan-lo> ......
<LCable> Ew...
* Kerensky facepalms
<LCable> Kyle hates being the bitch that everyone kicks in the balls
<`Kyle> Haha! Cast iron balls
<`Kyle> You sick son of a bitch
<`Kyle> Why would you even ask me that
<LCable> You're the one with iron balls
<`Kyle> You're some kind of damned weirdo
* Jensen sticks high powered magnet across the room and watches as Kyle is dragged across by his balls.
<LCable> I didn't tell you to go dip your balls in cast iron
<`Kyle> He's one of those
<`Kyle> The creepy kid who stares at all the other boys after PE
<LCable> Are you sure?
<LCable> Then aren't you one of those
<`Kyle> I'm never wrong
<LCable> The kid that has to wear a cup during PE so his shorts don't split because of his heavy cast-iron balls
<`Kyle> I KNEW YOU WERE LOOKING!
[10:19] <Aidyn> Who changed my position to Knight of the Hokey Pokey!?
[10:19] * ReabDeth shrugs
[10:19] <LCable> I did.
[10:19] <RS_Gizmo> how does it rate?
[10:19] <LCable> POKE!
[10:19] <Aidyn> Someone will die.
[10:20] <RS_Gizmo> I'm looking to get a new stick
[10:20] <LCable> Well, the old one broke on me a lot.
[10:20] <ReabDeth> Knight of the Hokey Pokey Knight of San d'Oria Aidyn Wolfwood
[10:20] <ReabDeth> rofl
[10:20] <LCable> But, other than that, it was nice.
[10:21] <Aidyn> All I have to do is eye the server logs, thats all
[10:21] <Aidyn> Then I'll know who to blame for this
[10:21] <Blastfire> That would be Licah
[10:21] <LCable> Agreed
[10:21] <Aidyn> Thanks, as the logs say 'Boogyman'
[10:21] <Blastfire> Very clever guy
[10:21] <ReabDeth> lol
[10:21] <Aidyn> Time for a few changes of my own. :)
[10:21] <LCable> Licah's a hell of a sailor.
[10:22] * Aidyn cracks his fingers, and goes to work on Licah's stuff..
<`Kaz> heh
<`Kaz> Ebay is so screwed
<`Kaz> Google's going to destroy them
<`Carl> I've never used Ebay. Amazon and New Egg have provided me everything I've ever needed :P
<`Kaz> Amazon and Newegg rock the proverbial casbah
<LCable> I don't really use Amazon, but Newegg is t3h shit.
<`Kaz> Amazon's just as good
<Licah> Amazon has breasts!
<LCable> BOOOOOOOOBIES!
<`Kaz> Plus they ship with DHL
<`Kaz> So I dont have to deal with fucking UPS
<Licah> ..the breasts do?
<LCable> ship boobies via DHL!
<LCable> We'll call it Double DHL
[00:16] <VA_Raven> P228 hits for 20ish chest, right?
[00:16] <LCable> I think more like 30s
[00:16] <`Kaz> why would you hit them in the chest
[00:16] <`Kaz> SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD!
[00:16] <Sair> CENTER OF MASS
[00:16] <Sair> ITS THE BIGGEST PART
[00:17] <Sair> unless you're shooting at me, then its the wang
[00:17] <LCable> Dude, with CSS's weird-ass hitboxes, the head is almost as big as the chest
[00:17] <VA_Raven> ...because you normally aim at the upper torso/neck, fire, and allow your rectile to trace up to their face :P
[00:17] <Sair> ...
[00:17] <Sair> rectile
[00:17] <`Kaz> recticle
[00:17] <LCable> tee-hee
[00:17] <`Kaz> recticicle
[00:17] <LCable> recticicicicicle
[00:17] <Licah> ......
[00:17] <Sair> ALLOW YOUR RECTILE TO TRACE UP TO THEIR FACE
[00:17] <`Kaz> lol
[11:37:54] <LCable> Eww, what if Bukkake was the name of a bottled water?
[11:37:59] <Randy> lmao, yes.
[11:38:01] <LCable> "Bukkake: drink every drop."
[11:38:01] <meniond> ack :)
<LCable> Yeah, you're my female dog now.
<mirei-jo> so i shall smite any who joke of his mother
* mirei-jo pads over to him and licks his feet shaking her bottom high to him
<mirei-jo> Master Master Master
<Codyman> yeah, viking, gay people, and puppies all like rainbows apparently
<`Kaz> I think Im going to sue the gay people
<`Kaz> Rainbows should be for everyone
<`Kaz> But they went and made rainbows gay
<mirei-jo> so its coffee, your ceareal and oral sex every morning at your desk Sir?
<LCable> I didn't mean a literal dog.
<`Kaz> Cable doesn't have a desk
<LGN_Raven> anyone from Ninjin task force up for an EaW match? ;)
<Cay-Qel> He doesn't even have a bed.
<mirei-jo> is his office still the mens latrine?
<`Kaz> The RS doesn't actually budget any RF offices
<`Kaz> We have to make sheet forts
<Markus_J> lol
<LCable> Indeed, Cable has no desk.
<`Tarax`> only his pants
<LCable> He does not have pants either.
<Cay-Qel> So, he wants the coffee and cereal in his pants?
<mirei-jo> *moves to infront of cable and gets on all fours turning sideways straightening her back so he may use her for a table
<Codyman> raven, there are probably some ninjin folks on Xfire, I'll check
<`Tarax`> hm
<`JK_Rich> wow
<`JK_Rich> just...wow
<LGN_Raven> ya, I don't have Xfire
<`JK_Rich> I start reading the channel and....and....yeah. heheh
<`Tarax`> hah
<`Kaz> haha
<`Kaz> Im so glad Im not RFCO
<Codyman> I'll see whose on and maybe you can grab their in EaW names
<`Tarax`> Cable doesn't have pants... Mirei's on all fours in front of him... hm. interesting
<LCable> ...
<LGN_Raven> sounds great, Cody
<LCable> I didn't ask for this.
<`Tarax`> hahaha
<Markus_J> LOL
<`Kaz> well take a LOA then
<LCable> All I wanted was coffee.
<`Kaz> Then Ill take one
* Karredo has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
<`Kaz> Then she'll be all over Sair
* mirei-jo raises up kneeling on her heels thighs parted her hands palm up on her thighs her eyes to Cables feet her back straight and head high, "command me oh great Master give this kajir purpose for being, give her Your great magestic presence oh lord whom this girls breathes are only allowed by His grace"
<LCable> Uhh...
<LCable> I'm LOA.
<Sconn> Aunt Jemima's not my aunt, she's black.
<kailen> a bit yes
<`Kaz> SCONN DOESNT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE
* kailen gasps
<kailen> I'm black
<TheShadow> Sconn, are you a little racist?
<LCable> Yes, his pimp hand is definitely racist.
<Sconn> ...nah dude, I'd love to express my love to a busty nubian princess. I'd express it all over her.
<`Kaz> 10 points to Sconn
<`Kaz> 0 to Cable
<kailen> lol
<`Kaz> You're going to need to really step up your game
