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<BGN_GAb> wow
<BGN_GAb> if that's Chris!
* BGN_GAb RUNS! :P
<Ceph-AWAY> Chris hello
<Kicks> hi
<Kicks> whats up
<BGN_GAb> nothing really.
<BGN_GAb> Uh yep. Exams.
<BGN_GAb> But nothing really.
<Kicks> then why the wow when i came in
* BGN_GAb watches the sheer volume of paper in the shape of a book he has at his side... P. A. Tipler, Physics for science and technology, volume 2... which means volume 1 is around somewhere, and the sheer volume of paper is acutally twice that of the book
<BGN_GAb> ...ew
<BGN_GAb> which means I should be studying :P
<Triani> Then get cracking. :P
<Kicks> ok so did anyone actualy need me for anything
<BGN_GAb> mmmm no :P
<Kicks> ok
<Kicks> see ya
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<BGN_GAb> ...heh
<BGN_GAb> Ok let's see if this works...
<BGN_GAb> Ceph, I don't need you either. You can go. :P
* BGN_GAb looks at his watch, then at Ceph
*** Ceph-AWAY (~cefiso@80-26-50-238.uc.nombres.ttd.es) has left #rs_bar_and_grill
<`Entropy> When I call you gay, you won't have to clarify.
<JamesWolf> Ok
<Kicks> heh
<JamesWolf> Cause you know, all the weird comments are kinda random
<`Entropy> You flaming homosexual.
<Kicks> yup pretty clear
* JamesWolf grabs Ent, flips him over, and pounds it up his ass
<Kicks> eww
<`Entropy> Please, sir, can I have another!
<JamesWolf> And now, you are my bitch
<Dineer> ..as long as it's not on my bunk.
<COLNachos> Jan...have you seen the stuff on the RS quote board? This is like childs play compared to them, lol
* Jan-lo grumbles "I've made many appearences there myself.."
(`Han) some of it
* COLNachos recalls a pariticular quote about Jan doing it with two males
<Jan-lo> Shaddap!
<Jan-lo> That was completely innocent!
<`Licah> heh
<`Licah> I was there for that one :P
<Jan-lo> It was a MP game!
* Jan-lo turns red and Kicks Nachos in the six
<Jan-lo> (lol)
* COLNachos falls
<COLNachos> (mumbles) ouch
<Jan-lo> Sorry...
<`Licah> Kicks him in the six?
* Jan-lo actually feels guilty and helps Nachos up
<`Licah> Only a pilot would..
<`Licah> nevermind :P
<Dengar> First time I've ever smacked Hazen with a chair that she didnt cause me to bleed
* `Hazen jumps over Dengar's head and Kicks him in the face
<Dengar> That's better
<LCable> Kyle hates being the bitch that everyone Kicks in the balls
<`Kyle> Haha! Cast iron balls
<`Kyle> You sick son of a bitch
<`Kyle> Why would you even ask me that
<LCable> You're the one with iron balls
<`Kyle> You're some kind of damned weirdo
* Jensen sticks high powered magnet across the room and watches as Kyle is dragged across by his balls.
<LCable> I didn't tell you to go dip your balls in cast iron
<`Kyle> He's one of those
<`Kyle> The creepy kid who stares at all the other boys after PE
<LCable> Are you sure?
<LCable> Then aren't you one of those
<`Kyle> I'm never wrong
<LCable> The kid that has to wear a cup during PE so his shorts don't split because of his heavy cast-iron balls
<`Kyle> I KNEW YOU WERE LOOKING!
swiftye: You know Terminator/Remus is annoying?
Naes Draw: er, no
swiftye: Kaz gave me the order to fix him
Naes Draw: oh, did he
Naes Draw: blaster, or something fancier?
swiftye: The order was so bad, Kaz apologized, wished me good luck, and gave me a list of people that
can help
Naes Draw: We could have Dagger jump 'em, and go from there
Naes Draw: Kicks is inventive...
swiftye: When Kirghy heard the order, he said
swiftye: "Swifty: Welcome to command"
Naes Draw: I think some of the Daggers have commando training, we could sneak in and get this guy.
Naes Draw: Or we could hire out some of CD
swiftye: Josh banned him from B&G, and Remus thought Josh banned him from the whole internet
Naes Draw doesn't appear to be paying much attention
swiftye whacks you
Naes Draw: With a fishie, I hope
swiftye: no, I graduated to cinderblocks
Naes Draw: oh
Naes Draw ducks
<<ADM_Raven>> VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHAN
<<CMDR_Jace>> they you could do incremental pt based
<<`Vaughan>> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN
<<CMDR_Jace>> like for 10-20 pts 2 merits
<<ADM_Raven>> you make me happy
<<CMDR_Jace>> 30-50 3 merits etc
<<`Vaughan>> "Sounds like you're sing-songing him" Belinda says, maybe jealously?
<<`Vaughan>> How do I make you happy, Raven dear?
<<ADM_Raven>> you'd better believe it, minister of boobies
<<ADM_Raven>> you're on my level of nerdiness so I don't feel like a complete outcast.
<<`Vaughan>> She giggles
<<`Vaughan>> Haha
<<ADM_Raven>> that and you're fucking awesome
<<`Vaughan>> What in particular has you happy?
<<ADM_Raven>> has me happy?
<<ADM_Raven>> im just drunk. and will be more drunk once the rest of the glass of whatever i had poured in it Kicks in
<<`Vaughan>> I mean, what have I done specifically that's got you happy with me :P
<<ADM_Raven>> nothing
<<ADM_Raven>> you're just you
* <`Vaughan> laughs.
<<ADM_Raven>> and that makes you awesome
<<ADM_Raven>> i defy anyone here to disagree with me
<<`Vaughan>> "Awesome. Aww, sounds like he loves you unconditionally" Belinda says
<<ADM_Raven>> Oh I do. She'd better watch out.
[23:00] <`Davery> So Jan, what brings you to these hours to rub shoulders with the unmentionable dregs of RS society? :P
[23:00] <Jan-lo> I had to kick back and see some silliness after a tough mission. :P
[23:00] <Tag> ...Dave, since when are we the dregs?
[23:00] <Kerensky> ....thank you, dave, for restating my question in such a way that made it utterly boring
[23:00] * Tag holds a blaster under Dave's chin.
[23:01] <Jan-lo> ...
[23:01] <`Davery> Case in point
[23:01] <`Davery> Erin holds a "blaster" under my chin
[23:01] <`Davery> Like I was saying :P
[23:01] <Cay-Qel> lol
[23:01] <Kirghy> There's an easier way.
[23:01] <Jan-lo> He's got a point, Tag. ;)
[23:01] * Kirghy Kicks Dave in the shins
[23:01] <Jan-lo> ...
[23:01] <Jan-lo> Stop beating up my wingman.
[23:01] <Kerensky> Dave's your wingman?
[23:01] * `Davery kills Kirghy
[23:02] <`Davery> Isn't it ironic? :P
[23:02] <Jan-lo> If Ghost ever gets started. :P
[23:02] <Sconn> Dave's my bitch.
[23:02] * Tag sits the old man in his chair and gives him his cane and his medication.
[23:02] <Cay-Qel> of course...remember when she did it with him and...uhhh...Face, I think
[23:02] <Tag> Raptorpoo and I flew together.
[23:02] <Cay-Qel> :-P
[23:02] * Jan-lo steals the cane and gives the medication to Entropy
[23:02] <`Davery> wasn't me
[23:02] <Tag> It was an interesting experience.
[23:02] *** Kirghy is now known as GhostKirg
[23:02] <GhostKirg> Dang it Dave
[23:02] <`Davery> We flew together?
[23:02] <Kerensky> jan, you poor soul
[23:02] *** Cay-Qel is now known as GhostElvn
[23:02] <Kerensky> you will be dying first mission, because your wingman's arthritis kicked in
[23:02] * Jan-lo hits Kirghy's respawn button
[23:02] <Jan-lo> rofl
[23:02] *** GhostKirg is now known as Kirghy
[23:02] <Kirghy> lol
[23:02] *** GhostElvn is now known as GhostCay
[23:03] <Tag> The senility, too.
* Raandu Kicks Vender in the balls
<Vendz> I'm zappin OW! raandu :p
* Etrall hides in his corner, "I'm not here. I'm really stuck on a different planet.. yes that's right.."
* Vendz notices doritoes fall out of his pants...and some other object that he picks up and puts in a rag while he cries
<LCLJester> lol
* Cherin` hides behind the bar
*** LCLJester is now known as JesterFLY
<Vendz> Someone call a mechanic, i'm broken :p
<Raandu> ohhhh I want the other thing that came out of your pants
<Vendz> No you don't :P
* Etrall hides behind the bar pulling out some soda
<Vendz> help help i'm spelling zimbobway get a mechanic
* Cherin` gets a bottle of Archers Aqua from the bar, cracks it open, and sips it slowly
* Vendz chases after his balls that roll off
* Etrall peaks out over the bar
*** `Eve has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
* Vendz gives Eve his rag "Hold that..but don't look at it. I need to get some..er..equipment." :p
* Raandu pegs Etrall between the eyes with a golf ball
<Eliastra> lol
<Vendz> AND DON'T LET RAANDU TAKE IT
* `Eve grins. 'Aww..it's lil fene in a blanket."
* `Kaz gives the rag to Raandu
<`Kaz> Here...play with this
<Etrall> Ouch! Hey!
<Raandu> ohhh
* Eliastra throws the rag onto hot burning coals
* Raandu swings the rags around and slams it on the ground
<Raandu> rag*
* Vendz quickly shoots out millions of bags of doritoes towards Raandu that knock him on his ass* Etrall takes the golf ball and throws it out the window
* Vendz runs and takes the rag back
* `Eve grabs the other end of the rag
<Raandu> Come back with my legos!!!!!!!!
<Vendz> quick playing with my future kids!
<Vendz> wait
<Vendz> quit*
<Vendz> :p
<Raandu> quick?
<Etrall> ...............
<Cherin`> ....this would be a huuuuge quote in the database.... shall I quote it or not??
<Eliastra> .....
<Raandu> Should we call you "minuteman"?
<`Eve> You need another part to make it a kid Fene :P
* Etrall chuckles
* `Kaz gives Vender a talk
<Vendz> yeah :(
<Vendz> nooooo
* Vendz drinks koolaid
<Vendz> where is that big fat man i love so much
<`Kaz> Shik?
<`Eve> Can he help you have kids?
<`Kaz> rofl
* Etrall decides to add to the insanity and runs around hugging everyone
<Vendz> Can shik? Yeah, but I wouldn't want him to help me :p
<Vendz> Now where'd my cock bar go?
* Vendz looks around for the rag
* `Eve holds it up with a grin
* `Eve runs
* Vendz screws it back on
<`Eve> lol
<`Eve> Make sure it's a.. Phillip's head
<`Eve> ;)
*** BGN_GAb has joined #ibg*** X sets mode: +o BGN_GAb <Mystic--> can't relax... i'm in fear of the large amounts of email from academy when i get my email fixed <Himm> lol <Himm> hey again Gab <BGN_GAb> hey. *** Himm is now known as GabsBabe <GabsBabe> sweetie? <BGN_GAb> ...omfg. <Mystic--> lol * BGN_GAb facepalms <DevAzza> heh <GabsBabe> you wanna play? * GabsBabe blinks at Gab * GabsBabe walks over to Gab, and starts caressing him, hoping to wake him up again <Mystic--> ... * Mystic-- turns around so he can't see * GabsBabe notices Mystic's cute butt <DevAzza> lol <BGN_GAb> ....rofl * Mystic-- starts moving in circles * BGN_GAb Kicks Himm in the balls "stop doing that" :P <GabsBabe> you wants to dance, Mystic? <Mystic--> g2g... *** Mystic-- has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <DevAzza> rofl <BGN_GAb> heh <BGN_GAb> poor little scared thing <GabsBabe> yes *** Horn_AFK has joined #ibg <BGN_GAb> now Himm... harass Kell! :P * GabsBabe sobs a little over Gabs lack of enthusiasm <DevAzza> heh * GabsBabe looks around <GabsBabe> hmmmmm *** GabsBabe is now known as DevsHoney <DevsHoney> Devvie boy? <DevAzza> I knew it <DevAzza> damnt <DevsHoney> yohoo <BGN_GAb> mwhahaha. :P <BGN_GAb> it's everybody's turn after all,. * DevsHoney sits down besides Dev <DevAzza> O_o <DevsHoney> uhm, you cute little thing, may I sit on your lap? <DevAzza> erm no thx * DevsHoney fiddles with Devs left knee <DevAzza> hmmmmm <DevsHoney> liked that <DevsHoney> didn't you <DevAzza> erm <DevsHoney> :o <BGN_GAb> lol, man <BGN_GAb> it's so funny when you're not the one to be laughed at :P <DevsHoney> Deviemyman, you're so quiet...anything wrong? *** `Pluto has joined #ibg <Deltan> Remind me to never visit Himm... <DevAzza> erm <DevAzza> lol <DevsHoney> :) <BGN_GAb> Pluto! Himm! Engage! :P <DevsHoney> No Gab, I want Devvieboy all for myself <DevAzza> damn it <BGN_GAb> sorry Dev, I tried my best to save you :P * DevsHoney sobs a little. "Why can't Gab like me? I mean, it's him I'm really after..." *** BGN_GAb is now known as Himmswife <DevsHoney> yay <DevAzza> yes reeinforcements <Himmswife> now, where is this husband of mine? <DevsHoney> ROFL * Himmswife starts looking for Himm's tobacco to seize it *** DevsHoney is now known as Himm <DevAzza> PUH <Himmswife> here! <Himm> ouch <Himm> this was an unexpected turn * Himmswife shines her badge stating she's high counsellor or something in Norway's goverment for Health and all <Himm> but, I like the thought of having Gab for my wife <Himm> :) <Himmswife> ... AW! *** Himmswife is now known as BGN_GAb <Himm> buuu <BGN_GAb> I'm sorry guys, he defeated me. :P <BGN_GAb> also I don't like the idea of getting disconned now and appear here tomorrow with my nick being "Himmswife"
[14:08] * Cephisus pokes Deltan with a finger
[14:08] <Cephisus> he's dead
[14:08] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:08] * RS_Jag Kicks deltan
[14:09] * RS_Jag slaps Deltan around a bit with a large trout
[14:09] <RS_Jag> yep...
[14:09] * Cephisus drugs Deltan and dresses him like a member of the Village People, then forces him to dance "Macho Man" in a bar full of gays.
[14:09] <RS_Jag> he's dead...
[14:09] <RS_Jag> if he's not, he will be... :p
[14:09] <Cephisus> All of us will be
[14:09] <Cephisus> except me! :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:10] <Cephisus> I'm GOD
[14:10] <RS_Jag> no ur not
[14:10] <RS_Jag> u have to be FC to be god
[14:10] <Cephisus> Yes, I'm GOD and Himm is my wife
[14:10] <Cephisus> :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> oooh
[14:14] * BGN_GAb has joined #ibg
[14:14] * X sets mode: +o BGN_GAb
[14:14] * HimmCAR is now known as CephsWife
[14:14] <CephsWife> hehe
[14:14] <BGN_GAb> .....!!!???
[14:14] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:15] <RS_Jag> never mind, dear...
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> omg!
[14:15] <RS_Jag> go to bed ;)
[14:15] <CephsWife> nope
[14:15] <Cephisus> hello honeyI want to be hermafordite, I would feel two kind of orgasms, wow it would be amazing
[14:15] <CephsWife> I'm making dinner for Ceph
[14:15] <Cephisus> AAHHHHH
[14:15] <CephsWife> right
[14:15] * Deltan wakes up
[14:15] <Deltan> Somebody need me?
[14:15] <CephsWife> we all do
[14:15] <RS_Jag> he's not dead!
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> ... ew, ew, ew Delt
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> wrong sentence to choose
[14:16] <BGN_GAb> not right now :P
[14:16] <Cephisus> heh
[14:16] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:16] <Deltan> You may have a point...
[14:16] * CephsWife cleans Cephs house
[14:16] * CephsWife then goes on to wash all Cephs clothes
[14:16] <Deltan> This is absolutely twisted.
[14:16] <Cephisus> OK honey, but you will sleep in an different bed tonight
[14:17] <CephsWife> no!!!
[14:17] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:17] <RS_Jag> is somebody logging this?
[14:17] <BGN_GAb> lol
[14:17] <Deltan> I log everything.
[14:17] <Cephisus> heh
[14:17] * CephsWife finishes the dinner
[14:17] <BGN_GAb> make sure this ends up in the Quotes DB.
[14:17] <CephsWife> Ceph, darling, dinner is ready!!
[14:18] <Cephisus> Mmmmm.... it smells very well
[14:18] <CephsWife> thanks, sweatheart
[14:18] <Cephisus> Just a question baby!
[14:18] <Deltan> This is just wrong... on so many levels.
[14:19] * CephsWife gets Cephs slippers and the newspaper
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> heh
[14:19] <Cephisus> ops my girlfriend is comming
[14:19] <Cephisus> bbl
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> LOL
[14:19] * CephsWife gets jealous
[14:19] <Cephisus> seriously!!!!!!!!
[14:19] <CephsWife> bye, honey
[14:19] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> you don't want to say that to your wife, ya stoopid b!tch!
[14:20] <BGN_GAb> and "comming" was a very wrong typo to make right now...
[14:20] <CephsWife> I may be stupid, but I'm ... delicious
[14:20] <BGN_GAb> what were you thinking of? :P
[14:20] * RS_Jag slaps Cephisus around a bit with a large trout
[14:20] <CephsWife> oh no, that trout was tomorrow's dinner
[14:20] <CephsWife> you ruined it
[14:21] <BGN_GAb> lol
[14:21] * RS_Jag brushes off the trout
[14:21] <CephsWife> Ceph is going to be mad at you
[14:21] * RS_Jag spits on it to make it shiny
[14:21] <RS_Jag> there...
[14:21] <RS_Jag> never tell the difference
[14:21] <CephsWife> well...guess you're right
[14:21] * CephsWife places the trout safely in the refrigerator
[14:22] <BGN_GAb> remind me never to accept having supper with you two.
[14:22] <Deltan> Good call
[14:23] * CephsWife looks at Ceph and his "girlfriend"
[14:23] * CephsWife wonders if Gab wants a wife...
[14:23] * RS_Jag has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[14:23] * RS_Jag has joined #ibg
[14:23] <Deltan> Run Gab, RUN!!!!!
[14:23] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:23] <CephsWife> Gab, dear?
[14:23] <CephsWife> yohoo?
[14:24] <BGN_GAb> Um, I have too many already, really.
[14:24] * CephsWife is now known as GabsWife
[14:24] <RS_Jag> ooooh
[14:24] <Cephisus> hey I'm whatching!!!!
[14:24] <RS_Jag> this is wrong
[14:24] <GabsWife> ooops
[14:24] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:24] * GabsWife is now known as CephsWife
[14:24] <BGN_GAb> I'm uh... Muslim. Yeah Muslim. Tired of wives. Don't want any other. Really.
[14:24] * RS_Jag is confused
[14:24] <Cephisus> Honey I want to get divorcied
[14:24] <CephsWife> anything, Cephy my dear?
[14:24] * RS_Jag is REALLY confused
[14:24] * BGN_GAb considers running
[14:24] * RS_Jag goes & consults logs
[14:24] <CephsWife> oh no, you'll break my heart
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs
[14:25] <Cephisus> Ive fallen in love with other girl
[14:25] <Cephisus> furthermore you're hairy
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs more, then gets the trout from the refrigerator
[14:25] * RS_Jag gags
[14:25] <CephsWife> hairy? me?
[14:26] <RS_Jag> that trout is messed up
[14:26] * CephsWife eats the trout herself
[14:26] * RS_Jag pukes
[14:26] * CephsWife turns pale, then faints out and dies
[14:26] <Cephisus> well, I've got to go
[14:26] <Cephisus> Nooooooooooooooooooooo
[14:26] <BGN_GAb> make up your mind, you... sick bastard :P
[14:26] * Cephisus sicides
[14:26] <Cephisus> *suicides
[14:26] <RS_Jag> need to be more convincing
[14:26] * CephsWife is now known as Himm
[14:26] <BGN_GAb> oh no, he sicided.
