<Kerensky> Woah.
<`Kaz> woah?
<Kerensky> Er....wait
<Kerensky> that was supposed to be w aheee.
<Kerensky> ...a whee.
<`Kaz> So you're officially retracting the Whoa?
<Kerensky> Sure
* `Kaz nods
<`Kaz> Duly noted, sir please continue
<Kerensky> Ahem..
<Kerensky> wheeeeeeeeee.
(Kerensky) its been...just over a year since I've had my first kiss :P
(Kerensky) and in between now and then, I've had....maybe.....
@ Kerensky counts his fingers
@ Kaz counts
(Kaz) um
(Kerensky) six?
(Kerensky) Oh, and you know what the best part was?
<RandyIcN> lol
(Kerensky) The girl they came from turns out to have been PAID by a friend
(Kerensky) I was kissed by a dammed paid whore :P
<RandyIcN> lol
<Shizmo> his first kiss was with a hooker
<Shizmo> rofl!
<Deltan> But did you enjoy it?
<Kerensky> it all depends on how you went in
<`Pluto> dear god
<`Daveroni> ...
<`Kaz> ....
<`Kaz> rofl
* Kerensky bows
<Kerensky> Yes
<`Daveroni> Jason's on fire
<`Kaz> Its just cause you have bad experience with breasts
<Kerensky> ..I never said they were bad
<`Dy-semi> So does Dave.
<`Daveroni> We're a highly conservative group.. I mean, it isn't often that something funnier than that happens :P
<Glytch> It's all very Freudian.
<Kerensky> I just said they were random
<`Kaz> I have good breast experiences
<`Dy-semi> Remember when that girl showed him one? But he said she was stingy and wouldn't pull out the other?
<`Daveroni> I'd have to walk in and announce that my finger had got stuck in puddy on accident in order to beat that breast story
<`Pluto> wha?
<`Daveroni> But that just doesn't happen
<Kerensky> HAH! Dave!, i got both!
<`Kaz> ......
<`Daveroni> ...
<`Kaz> ........
<Kerensky> ..
<Daryus> anyone here know if the fleet passwords have been changed?
<Kerensky> YES!
<Kerensky> the passwords HAVE been changed
<Daryus> okay, so I contact Ent or Sconn for the new one, right?
<Kerensky> No, you contact Ronin
<Kerensky> he owns the RS now
<Daryus> okay...
<Daryus> His email listed somewhere?
* Col_Coop rips `Wolfie open and yanks Kerensky out
* `Wolfie notes that his guts have just been ripped out
* Col_Coop clutches the guts in his hands "I've saved you, Kerensky!!!"
<`Wolfie> ::The guts make a sorta squishy noise::
<Col_Coop> what's that? you're hungry?
* Col_Coop takes Keren-guts to McDonald's
* Col_Coop buys him a cheeseburger
<`Wolfie> *Sqursh*
<Col_Coop> why aren't you eating, Kerensky???
<`Wolfie> ::the guts bleed on him some::
<Col_Coop> that's gross, Keren, chew your food!
<`Wolfie> ::The guts stop their squishing as the last residual energy is used up::
* Col_Coop looks puzzledly at Keren-guts
* Col_Coop pokes Keren-guts
* Col_Coop shrugs and walks away
[22:34] <`Kaz> That book was almost as bad as Darksaber
[22:34] <Kirghy> lol
[22:34] <`Davery> LOL
[22:34] <`Davery> nothing was quite as bad as Darksaber, however
[22:34] <`Kaz> no...
[22:35] <Kirghy> I love the fact that they mention the fact that the Ssi'ruk debris are "hot" but that never comes into play.
[22:35] <`Kaz> With KJA and his "thousands and thousands" of tie bombers on an SSD
[22:35] <Kerensky> Heh
[22:35] <`Kaz> Or the VSD fighters
[22:35] <Kerensky> didnt you know?
[22:35] <`Kaz> Swarming around at high speed
[22:35] <`Davery> Or the cloaked ultra mega Super Star Destroyer
[22:35] <Kerensky> it was the Super Bomber Carrier Star Destroyer.
[22:35] <`Kaz> Not cloaked
[22:35] <`Kaz> It had invisible paint
[22:35] <Kirghy> o.O
[22:35] <`Kaz> All the VSDs were painted red
[22:35] <Kirghy> I'm glad I havent' read that one.
[22:36] <`Kaz> And 70 of them attacked 12 ISDs like fighters
[22:36] <`Pluto> damn them for stealing my ideas!
[22:36] <`Davery> lol
[22:36] <Kerensky> Whoosh!
[22:36] <`Davery> Swooping in and firing like crazy
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[22:36] <`Davery> They went so fast the ISD's couldn't even target them
[22:36] <Kerensky> Those old rickety ships are fast, you know
[22:36] <`Kaz> I f*cking hate KJA
[22:36] <`Kaz> He's what's wrong with books in general, SW or not
[22:36] <Kerensky> heh..
[22:37] <`Kaz> Does it take that long to read a technical readout or two?
[22:37] <Kerensky> Dont forget that one series of his, the jedi apprentice training sh*t series.
[22:37] <`Davery> apparently it does
[22:37] <`Kaz> Im not even touching the whole "Hutt builds a death star but it's not really a deathstar just the laser part"
[22:37] <Kerensky> I found that book funny.
[22:37] <Kerensky> I mean..litttle rodents stealing the death star plans?
[22:38] <`Davery> rofl
[22:38] <`Davery> not really a deathstar
[22:38] <`Davery> And that one scientist guy that they kept kiling
[22:38] <`Kaz> With bugs
[22:38] <Kerensky> from a heavily guarded computer. which just happened to be in like some sorta senate building....even though anyone with an ounce of sense wouldnt keep files that sensitive in such a place?
[22:38] <Kerensky> Poor Bevel.
[22:39] <Kerensky> I actually felt sorry for that character.
[22:39] <Kerensky> "you screwed up. Time to die" "Sh*t, not again"
[22:39] <`Davery> Of course there was also brain-in-jar monks
[22:39] <Kerensky> those were in RotJ though.
[22:39] <Kerensky> well..for about 2 seconds
[22:39] <Kirghy> yeah, but they're cannon.
[22:40] <Kerensky> Of course..I suppose kyp wasnt so bad.
[22:40] <Kerensky> I mean, a jedi who blew up a few star systems?
[22:40] <Kirghy> lol
[22:40] <Kerensky> just cause he was an angsty teen?
[22:40] <Kerensky> hey, sounds cool to me.
[22:40] <`Pluto> give me a weapon powerful enough and i'd be tempted
[22:40] <Kerensky> ..except for the whole part of using the force to pull the ship out of yavin
[22:40] <`Davery> in RotJ there was one spider liek thing that LOOKED like it had a jar on it
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[22:41] <`Davery> Not a whole community of monks :P
[22:41] <`Pluto> 'specially if i was all angsty
[22:41] <Kerensky> that was stupid.
[22:41] <`Kaz> ....Im not....going to....start on...the sun crusher
[22:41] <`Kaz> Im just....not
[22:41] <`Kaz> when a death star chased it
[22:41] <Kerensky> ....true. A death star chasing it..
[22:41] <Kerensky> that was a little..far fetched.
[22:41] <Vendzor> ..?
[22:41] <Kerensky> we're ripping on KJA, vender
[22:41] <Vendzor> When did that happen?
[22:42] <Vendzor> He's an ass.
[22:42] <Kirghy> 'nuff said
[22:42] <Kerensky> Thank you, you are welcome to the conversation now
[22:42] <Vendzor> He had a DS chasing..wait..the fact that he had a DS at all..
[22:42] <`Kaz> Yeah
[22:42] <`Kaz> It was a secret unfinished one
[22:42] <Kerensky> And a whole secret labratory.
[22:42] <Vendzor> Riiiight.
[22:42] <`Kaz> Stolen from a lab in the middle of a bunch of black holes
[22:43] <`Kaz> See, the sun crusher tricked the death star into falling in one
[22:43] <`Kaz> Then it sped away from the black hole
[22:43] <`Kaz> Cause you know, that's perfectly logical
[22:43] <Vendzor> lol
[22:43] <Kerensky> Yeah.
[22:43] <`Kaz> They f*cking bend time
[22:43] <`Kaz> But a spaceship can run away
[22:43] <Kerensky> doesnt matter that at those ranges, they all should have been burnt crispy by the radiation
[22:43] <`Kaz> Oh
[22:44] <`Kaz> Dont forget the sun crusher has invincible armor
[22:44] <`Kaz> And the death star can shoot it
[22:44] <Vendzor> rofl
[22:44] <Kerensky> ...I think the whole ramming through a star destroyer was cool thoguh.
[22:44] <Kerensky> ..of course, i find it hard to believe that didnt tear every weapon off the ship, as well as ruin the launcher.
[22:45] <`Kaz> Course not
[22:45] <`Kaz> It's got QUANTUM ARMOR
[22:45] <`Kaz> Which is INVINCIBLE
[22:45] <Kerensky> Yeah. He DID ride out a supernova..
[22:45] <Kerensky> didnt he have the door open?
[22:45] <Kirghy> lol
[22:46] <Kerensky> survived a supernova..with the door open.
[23:00] <`Davery> So Jan, what brings you to these hours to rub shoulders with the unmentionable dregs of RS society? :P
[23:00] <Jan-lo> I had to kick back and see some silliness after a tough mission. :P
[23:00] <Tag> ...Dave, since when are we the dregs?
[23:00] <Kerensky> ....thank you, dave, for restating my question in such a way that made it utterly boring
[23:00] * Tag holds a blaster under Dave's chin.
[23:01] <Jan-lo> ...
[23:01] <`Davery> Case in point
[23:01] <`Davery> Erin holds a "blaster" under my chin
[23:01] <`Davery> Like I was saying :P
[23:01] <Cay-Qel> lol
[23:01] <Kirghy> There's an easier way.
[23:01] <Jan-lo> He's got a point, Tag. ;)
[23:01] * Kirghy kicks Dave in the shins
[23:01] <Jan-lo> ...
[23:01] <Jan-lo> Stop beating up my wingman.
[23:01] <Kerensky> Dave's your wingman?
[23:01] * `Davery kills Kirghy
[23:02] <`Davery> Isn't it ironic? :P
[23:02] <Jan-lo> If Ghost ever gets started. :P
[23:02] <Sconn> Dave's my bitch.
[23:02] * Tag sits the old man in his chair and gives him his cane and his medication.
[23:02] <Cay-Qel> of course...remember when she did it with him and...uhhh...Face, I think
[23:02] <Tag> Raptorpoo and I flew together.
[23:02] <Cay-Qel> :-P
[23:02] * Jan-lo steals the cane and gives the medication to Entropy
[23:02] <`Davery> wasn't me
[23:02] <Tag> It was an interesting experience.
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[23:02] <GhostKirg> Dang it Dave
[23:02] <`Davery> We flew together?
[23:02] <Kerensky> jan, you poor soul
[23:02] *** Cay-Qel is now known as GhostElvn
[23:02] <Kerensky> you will be dying first mission, because your wingman's arthritis kicked in
[23:02] * Jan-lo hits Kirghy's respawn button
[23:02] <Jan-lo> rofl
[23:02] *** GhostKirg is now known as Kirghy
[23:02] <Kirghy> lol
[23:02] *** GhostElvn is now known as GhostCay
[23:03] <Tag> The senility, too.
<Kerensky> Ok, are you all quite finshed fantasising about gay sex with me? <CapnSconn> Oh please Kern...you're the kinda person who would beg for sex. I should know, we smell our own.
<Kerensky> Oh, hey, shik, get this: In my quotes file, I found fifty occurances of the word 'sex', 18 for f*ck, 18 for porn, and I do believe 18 for hump :P
