<`Rode> i will remember to be extra nice to you now
<JakeBlues> she's a lioness with her cadets...
<`Rode> so?
<JakeBlues> and a tigress with her lovers.. ;)
<Cherin`> ooh ;)
* Cherin` huggles Jakey
<`Rode> now that one i kinda wnat to see
<Cherin`> nicely phrased
<JakeBlues> thanks, I have moments :)
* JakeBlues hugs you tight
<Shil> your voice isn't f*cked
<JakeBlues> it's f*cked
<JakeBlues> I can't sing... so it's f*cked...
<Shil> bollocks
<Shil> you think I can sing?
<JakeBlues> lol... I don't think so
<Shil> there is nothing more frightening than me singing, I can turn any really cool song into the sound of Cats being run over by a steamroller powered by Bagpipe playing scotsmen with their balls in vices
<JakeBlues> there's nothing better like going drunk to work
<JakeBlues> I've done it :P
<`Johnny> yeah but Jake, here in hell, we get fired for that...and fired means no more money...no more money means no more tequlia...no more tequlia means J starts breaking things...wash rinse repeat
<LCMJohnny> you freakin pedophile
<JakeBlues> you know what? ya ain't the first person that call me that
<LCMJohnny> jake thats not something you wanna go saying in public
<Maj-Gab> They have several wives, and what is more, under control.
<JakeBlues> several sex-slaves... :P
<Maj-Gab> What I don't like is what they'd do to my beloved... erm...
<Maj-Gab> "thing" :P
<`Johnny> ROFL
<Maj-Gab> perhaps I'll have an operation. It's always better to be cut things as you're asleep.
<`Johnny> Gab you sick bastard, I'm trying to eat, I dont wanna hear about you getting what makes you a man removed
<`Davery> Los, don't let the peer take you!
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<`Rave> hahaha
<`Davery> damn
<Siggy> Dave, u broke her pipe!
<`Davery> I need to be more gentle