[19:54] <Himm> maybe I ought to christmas decorate my fighter
[19:54] <NaesDraw> hm....
[19:54] <NaesDraw> just keep the tinsel out of the intakes
[19:54] <Himm> lol
[19:55] <NaesDraw> Mebe I'll spruce up Reset abit
[19:55] <Himm> hehe
[19:55] <Himm> add a sants beard
[19:55] <Himm> *santa
[19:56] <NaesDraw> That is just th right amonut of funny to work.
[19:56] <NaesDraw> at least a hat
[19:57] <NaesDraw> i'll look into that..... oh.
[19:57] <Himm> and recalibrate his speaker to go ho-ho-ho in stead of all those beeps
[19:57] <NaesDraw> we need a RS: Xmas thing.
[19:57] <Himm> hehe
[19:58] <NaesDraw> Who's going out in a Vac suit and stringing the lights on the Shield Generators?
[19:58] <Himm> rofl
[19:59] <Himm> I've never seen an christmas opt for XWA
[19:59] <Himm> that'd been fun
[19:59] <NaesDraw> this all is quite possablely quote worthy.
<Horn_Semi> where do you live Himm?
<Himm> no, then I would have asked about "I'll be back"
<Himm> Norway
<Horn_Semi> what's the main language there?
<Himm> norwegian
<Himm> weird language
<Horn_Semi> I wondered if there was a norwegian language
<Cephisus> Tengo un mal presentimiento=I have a bad feeling about this
<Himm> there is
<Himm> ah!
<Horn_Semi> I only ask because I'm having problems reading through your conversation with ceph :P
<Himm> lol
<Cephisus> lol
<Himm> you want me to speak norwegian, not english?
<Horn_Semi> I dunno...mebbe I'll be able to understand you better :P
* rbl_8 punches Reabel
<reabel> ow
<reabel> .....
<Himm> it's a bit like we have it here; large areas of wilderness, and no people
<rbl_8> i went to that area of BC when I was 4
<reabel> really? so did I!
* Himm gets worried; "what was in the hutt snacks?"
* rbl_8 was kicked by reabel (um....you can guess why)
* rbl_8 has joined #IBG
<rbl_8> arg why you little!
* rbl_8 starts strangling Reabel
* reabel strangles Rbl_8 as well
<reabel> this is fun
<Himm> if you now join with about ten more nicks, then Vender will be mighty please with the IRC participation in the IBG
<Himm> *pleased
<reabel> huh....
<Himm> well, I have to go
* ibgso has joined #IBG
<Himm> see you
<ibgso> good day!
<Himm> lol
<Himm> good night; it's past midnight around here :)
* Nightwlf has joined #IBG
<Nightwlf> wow
<Himm> lol lol
<Himm> this starts to look scary
<Nightwlf> crap 4 max
<Himm> heh
<rbl_8> i agree
<reabel> so do i
<ibgso> me too
<ibgso> every body join in!
///the best response this far on Vender's kind admonition to the IBG'ers to join in on IRC - Reab was very much present...
* Darkslime is now known as DSNihongo
* Himm hides under the table
* DSNihongo pulls out a datapad, and brings up japanese lessons
<DSNihongo> You can come out now, I'm done with the milk :)
* Himm stuffs his own ears with dried strawberries
<DSNihongo> heh.. you better plug your ears
* Himm consider teaching Darkslime some Norwegian
<Himm> that's almost as bad as japanese
<DSNihongo> Hajimemaste, Namiko desu.
<DSNihongo> Doozo yoroshiku.
<DSNihongo> cut and paste doesn't really work with carraige returns involved
<Himm> men jeg kan også mange vanskelige uttrykk
<Himm> tør du prøve på dem?
<Himm> favorittordet er selvsagt angstskrik
<DSNihongo> shizumeru!!!
<DSNihongo> watashi wa noruweijan wakaru!!
<Himm> ja, jeg liker også hvalkjøtt!
<DSNihongo> shizumeru, baka no hito!!
* Himm enjoys the conversation
<Himm> luere på hvorfor japanere bruker doble anførselstegn?
<DSNihongo> watashi wa iu anata o!
<DSNihongo> watashi wa noruweijan wakaru!
<Himm> det samme sa du i stad!
<Himm> vær litt mer kreativ :)
<DSNihongo> shimatta... baka no hito... SHIZUMERU!!!
<Himm> du høres ut som et helt nintendospill aleine
<DSNihongo> nintendo?
<Himm> lol
<Himm> I said that you sound as a nintendo game
<DSNihongo> kore wa nekkyo
<DSNihongo> heh
<Dineer> woah-ho, and i'm a captain now.
<Dineer> look out
<Dineer> =P
<Himm> lol
<Dineer> man.. maybe i should leave for a couple more months, make it to commander or something.
<Himm> hehe
<Himm> please don't
<Dineer> hah
<Dineer> don't worry
<Dineer> you won't be able to get rid of me again for a while
<Himm> good
<Dineer> especially since you've made me a captain. my power is growing.
<Dineer> fleet commander, here i come.
<Himm> that sounds like Reabel...
<Phil_Dark> lol
<Dineer> shit. can we strike that from the record?
<Cephisus> Gab, you're lagged
<Himm> very much so
<Cephisus> lol
<Himm> nice to not be the lagged one
<Cephisus> I asked that 5 min ago :p
<Cephisus> yeah Himm
<Himm> :)
* Foxly spanks Gab.
<Gab_LOA> ...
<Gab_LOA> am I lagged?
-> [#ibg] PING
<Gab_LOA> sh!t.
<Foxly> ......that thing
<Himm> he is lagged...
<Cephisus> lol, he's talking alone!!! LOL
<Himm> LOL
<Foxly> I'm good!
<Foxly> 52 mph!
<Foxly> heh, awesome
[Foxly:#ibg PING]
<Cephisus> Stop That! I'm gonna kick him, perhaps when he joinf again he won't be so lagged
<Foxly> He'll realize it in like
<Foxly> 2 minutes :P
<Cephisus> heh
<Cephisus> ok
<Himm> this mean we can say a lot of ... things about Gab, and then run away, and we will be long gone when he sees it, and unable to catch up on us. Cool!!!
<Cephisus> LOL
* Foxly humps Gab.
<Cephisus> everytime Gab writes sopmething I start laughing!! lol
<Himm> lol
-Himm- Pinging me, eh? Go ping yourself.
-Cephisus- I like it, yeah! Yeah! YEAH! Ping me MORE! :P
(note: I had like 3 minutes lag actually :P)
<Akar> And now, laddies and gents, we'd like to introduce our next in men's cologne! The sweat and stuff that Columbus once..uh, sweated, is now mixed in a ottle! I present..Christopher Cologne!!! :P
<Himm> lol
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Cephy> nother lol
<Cephy> *another
<`Entropy> Very nice job Chrys. You made Ceph and Himm's English look good :P
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Himm> ROFL
<Cephy> LAMO
<`Entropy> Lamo?
*** BGN_GAb has joined #ibg*** X sets mode: +o BGN_GAb <Mystic--> can't relax... i'm in fear of the large amounts of email from academy when i get my email fixed <Himm> lol <Himm> hey again Gab <BGN_GAb> hey. *** Himm is now known as GabsBabe <GabsBabe> sweetie? <BGN_GAb> ...omfg. <Mystic--> lol * BGN_GAb facepalms <DevAzza> heh <GabsBabe> you wanna play? * GabsBabe blinks at Gab * GabsBabe walks over to Gab, and starts caressing him, hoping to wake him up again <Mystic--> ... * Mystic-- turns around so he can't see * GabsBabe notices Mystic's cute butt <DevAzza> lol <BGN_GAb> ....rofl * Mystic-- starts moving in circles * BGN_GAb kicks Himm in the balls "stop doing that" :P <GabsBabe> you wants to dance, Mystic? <Mystic--> g2g... *** Mystic-- has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <DevAzza> rofl <BGN_GAb> heh <BGN_GAb> poor little scared thing <GabsBabe> yes *** Horn_AFK has joined #ibg <BGN_GAb> now Himm... harass Kell! :P * GabsBabe sobs a little over Gabs lack of enthusiasm <DevAzza> heh * GabsBabe looks around <GabsBabe> hmmmmm *** GabsBabe is now known as DevsHoney <DevsHoney> Devvie boy? <DevAzza> I knew it <DevAzza> damnt <DevsHoney> yohoo <BGN_GAb> mwhahaha. :P <BGN_GAb> it's everybody's turn after all,. * DevsHoney sits down besides Dev <DevAzza> O_o <DevsHoney> uhm, you cute little thing, may I sit on your lap? <DevAzza> erm no thx * DevsHoney fiddles with Devs left knee <DevAzza> hmmmmm <DevsHoney> liked that <DevsHoney> didn't you <DevAzza> erm <DevsHoney> :o <BGN_GAb> lol, man <BGN_GAb> it's so funny when you're not the one to be laughed at :P <DevsHoney> Deviemyman, you're so quiet...anything wrong? *** `Pluto has joined #ibg <Deltan> Remind me to never visit Himm... <DevAzza> erm <DevAzza> lol <DevsHoney> :) <BGN_GAb> Pluto! Himm! Engage! :P <DevsHoney> No Gab, I want Devvieboy all for myself <DevAzza> damn it <BGN_GAb> sorry Dev, I tried my best to save you :P * DevsHoney sobs a little. "Why can't Gab like me? I mean, it's him I'm really after..." *** BGN_GAb is now known as Himmswife <DevsHoney> yay <DevAzza> yes reeinforcements <Himmswife> now, where is this husband of mine? <DevsHoney> ROFL * Himmswife starts looking for Himm's tobacco to seize it *** DevsHoney is now known as Himm <DevAzza> PUH <Himmswife> here! <Himm> ouch <Himm> this was an unexpected turn * Himmswife shines her badge stating she's high counsellor or something in Norway's goverment for Health and all <Himm> but, I like the thought of having Gab for my wife <Himm> :) <Himmswife> ... AW! *** Himmswife is now known as BGN_GAb <Himm> buuu <BGN_GAb> I'm sorry guys, he defeated me. :P <BGN_GAb> also I don't like the idea of getting disconned now and appear here tomorrow with my nick being "Himmswife"
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: deleting Himm's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert new orders
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert dog's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Himm! say woof!
<Ceph-AWAY> Intput: deleting Dan's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert new orders
*** `Dan is now known as `DanTV
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert woman's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Error, Error!!!
<Wessy_AFK> lol
<Wessy_AFK> he's scared now :p
<HimmAFK> be right there, just a smoke first
<BGN_GAb> no no no Himm
<BGN_GAb> you don't want me to write /nick Himmswife again
<BGN_GAb> :P
<HimmAFK> uhm...
*** Nils (Nils@adsl-137-208-bs2.tiscali.ch) has joined #ibg
<BGN_GAb> no sh!t, perhaps he does want
<BGN_GAb> I withdraw that comment :P
*** HimmAFK is now known as GabsBabe
<BGN_GAb> awwwwwwwwwww stupid me
<GabsBabe> better this way
*** Licah is now known as GabsGuy
<BGN_GAb> AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<GabsBabe> LOL
* GabsGuy snuggles with Gab
*** BGN_GAb is now known as ImnotGab
<ImnotGab> whoever
<GabsBabe> hey, he's mine!!!
<ImnotGab> but not me! :P
<Horn_AFK> heh
* GabsBabe looks at GabsGuy: "Cute!"
* GabsGuy poses
[21:15] <NaesDraw> Force poke does -10 HP
[21:15] * NaesDraw revives Himm
[21:15] <Swifty> -10?
[21:15] <NaesDraw> tyes
[21:16] <Swifty> how do you do -10 on someone with 0
[21:16] <NaesDraw> teh Force
[21:16] <NaesDraw> :D
[21:16] <Swifty> so he now has 10?
[21:16] <Swifty> or -10?
[21:17] <NaesDraw> um, `10
[21:17] <Swifty> 10?
[21:17] <Swifty> Do -60
[21:17] <NaesDraw> um,
[21:17] <Swifty> we need him well enough to make the mission
[21:17] * NaesDraw Uses Force Poke
[21:18] <NaesDraw> it's not very effective
[21:18] <NaesDraw> durr.... swifty halp?
[21:18] * Swifty uses an upgraded force poke that does -50
[21:19] * NaesDraw has a bad idea and looks at swifty...
[21:19] <Swifty> what?
[21:19] * NaesDraw slaps Swifty around a bit with a large trout
[21:19] <NaesDraw> kekekekekekekekkekekekekekekkekke
[21:19] <Swifty> WHY?
[21:19] <NaesDraw> um.
[21:20] <NaesDraw> cuz
* X sets mode: +o DaryusAFK
<`Entropy> If Phil tries to kick reabel (by typing /msg x kick #ibg reabel), it would tell him he doesn't have access :P
* DaryusAFK sets mode: +o Reabel
<Phil_Dark> I'm not going to try it :P
<`Entropy> If I do it however...
* `Entropy was kicked by Reabel (i ow you)
* Reabel was kicked by X ((entropy077) No reason supplied)
* Reabel has joined #IBG
<Reabel> wait...wtf...
<Reabel> did i kick him?
<Himm> ROFL
<Reabel> did we kick each other?
<Licah> Yeah :P
<JamesWolf> LOL
<Phil_Dark> he's gonna be mad
<Reabel> hrm....
<Phil_Dark> I'd run Reab
<Reabel> lol
<Phil_Dark> hide now
* JamesWolf ducks under the fan
* `Entropy has joined #IBG
<Reabel> SH*T
[14:08] * Cephisus pokes Deltan with a finger
[14:08] <Cephisus> he's dead
[14:08] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:08] * RS_Jag kicks deltan
[14:09] * RS_Jag slaps Deltan around a bit with a large trout
[14:09] <RS_Jag> yep...
[14:09] * Cephisus drugs Deltan and dresses him like a member of the Village People, then forces him to dance "Macho Man" in a bar full of gays.
[14:09] <RS_Jag> he's dead...
[14:09] <RS_Jag> if he's not, he will be... :p
[14:09] <Cephisus> All of us will be
[14:09] <Cephisus> except me! :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:10] <Cephisus> I'm GOD
[14:10] <RS_Jag> no ur not
[14:10] <RS_Jag> u have to be FC to be god
[14:10] <Cephisus> Yes, I'm GOD and Himm is my wife
[14:10] <Cephisus> :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> oooh
[14:14] * BGN_GAb has joined #ibg
[14:14] * X sets mode: +o BGN_GAb
[14:14] * HimmCAR is now known as CephsWife
[14:14] <CephsWife> hehe
[14:14] <BGN_GAb> .....!!!???
[14:14] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:15] <RS_Jag> never mind, dear...
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> omg!
[14:15] <RS_Jag> go to bed ;)
[14:15] <CephsWife> nope
[14:15] <Cephisus> hello honeyI want to be hermafordite, I would feel two kind of orgasms, wow it would be amazing
[14:15] <CephsWife> I'm making dinner for Ceph
[14:15] <Cephisus> AAHHHHH
[14:15] <CephsWife> right
[14:15] * Deltan wakes up
[14:15] <Deltan> Somebody need me?
[14:15] <CephsWife> we all do
[14:15] <RS_Jag> he's not dead!
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> ... ew, ew, ew Delt
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> wrong sentence to choose
[14:16] <BGN_GAb> not right now :P
[14:16] <Cephisus> heh
[14:16] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:16] <Deltan> You may have a point...
[14:16] * CephsWife cleans Cephs house
[14:16] * CephsWife then goes on to wash all Cephs clothes
[14:16] <Deltan> This is absolutely twisted.
[14:16] <Cephisus> OK honey, but you will sleep in an different bed tonight
[14:17] <CephsWife> no!!!
[14:17] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:17] <RS_Jag> is somebody logging this?
[14:17] <BGN_GAb> lol
[14:17] <Deltan> I log everything.
[14:17] <Cephisus> heh
[14:17] * CephsWife finishes the dinner
[14:17] <BGN_GAb> make sure this ends up in the Quotes DB.
[14:17] <CephsWife> Ceph, darling, dinner is ready!!
[14:18] <Cephisus> Mmmmm.... it smells very well
[14:18] <CephsWife> thanks, sweatheart
[14:18] <Cephisus> Just a question baby!
[14:18] <Deltan> This is just wrong... on so many levels.
[14:19] * CephsWife gets Cephs slippers and the newspaper
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> heh
[14:19] <Cephisus> ops my girlfriend is comming
[14:19] <Cephisus> bbl
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> LOL
[14:19] * CephsWife gets jealous
[14:19] <Cephisus> seriously!!!!!!!!
[14:19] <CephsWife> bye, honey
[14:19] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> you don't want to say that to your wife, ya stoopid b!tch!
[14:20] <BGN_GAb> and "comming" was a very wrong typo to make right now...
[14:20] <CephsWife> I may be stupid, but I'm ... delicious
[14:20] <BGN_GAb> what were you thinking of? :P
[14:20] * RS_Jag slaps Cephisus around a bit with a large trout
[14:20] <CephsWife> oh no, that trout was tomorrow's dinner
[14:20] <CephsWife> you ruined it
[14:21] <BGN_GAb> lol
[14:21] * RS_Jag brushes off the trout
[14:21] <CephsWife> Ceph is going to be mad at you
[14:21] * RS_Jag spits on it to make it shiny
[14:21] <RS_Jag> there...
[14:21] <RS_Jag> never tell the difference
[14:21] <CephsWife> well...guess you're right
[14:21] * CephsWife places the trout safely in the refrigerator
[14:22] <BGN_GAb> remind me never to accept having supper with you two.
[14:22] <Deltan> Good call
[14:23] * CephsWife looks at Ceph and his "girlfriend"
[14:23] * CephsWife wonders if Gab wants a wife...
[14:23] * RS_Jag has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[14:23] * RS_Jag has joined #ibg
[14:23] <Deltan> Run Gab, RUN!!!!!
[14:23] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:23] <CephsWife> Gab, dear?
[14:23] <CephsWife> yohoo?
[14:24] <BGN_GAb> Um, I have too many already, really.
[14:24] * CephsWife is now known as GabsWife
[14:24] <RS_Jag> ooooh
[14:24] <Cephisus> hey I'm whatching!!!!
[14:24] <RS_Jag> this is wrong
[14:24] <GabsWife> ooops
[14:24] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:24] * GabsWife is now known as CephsWife
[14:24] <BGN_GAb> I'm uh... Muslim. Yeah Muslim. Tired of wives. Don't want any other. Really.
[14:24] * RS_Jag is confused
[14:24] <Cephisus> Honey I want to get divorcied
[14:24] <CephsWife> anything, Cephy my dear?
[14:24] * RS_Jag is REALLY confused
[14:24] * BGN_GAb considers running
[14:24] * RS_Jag goes & consults logs
[14:24] <CephsWife> oh no, you'll break my heart
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs
[14:25] <Cephisus> Ive fallen in love with other girl
[14:25] <Cephisus> furthermore you're hairy
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs more, then gets the trout from the refrigerator
[14:25] * RS_Jag gags
[14:25] <CephsWife> hairy? me?
[14:26] <RS_Jag> that trout is messed up
[14:26] * CephsWife eats the trout herself
[14:26] * RS_Jag pukes
[14:26] * CephsWife turns pale, then faints out and dies
[14:26] <Cephisus> well, I've got to go
[14:26] <Cephisus> Nooooooooooooooooooooo
[14:26] <BGN_GAb> make up your mind, you... sick bastard :P
[14:26] * Cephisus sicides
[14:26] <Cephisus> *suicides
[14:26] <RS_Jag> need to be more convincing
[14:26] * CephsWife is now known as Himm
[14:26] <BGN_GAb> oh no, he sicided.
