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#1407 (2) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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<Dineer> woah-ho, and i'm a captain now.
<Dineer> look out
<Dineer> =P
<Himm> lol
<Dineer> man.. maybe i should leave for a couple more months, make it to commander or something.
<Himm> hehe
<Himm> please don't
<Dineer> hah
<Dineer> don't worry
<Dineer> you won't be able to get rid of me again for a while
<Himm> good
<Dineer> especially since you've made me a captain. my power is growing.
<Dineer> fleet commander, here i come.
<Himm> that sounds like Reabel...
<Phil_Dark> lol
<Dineer> shit. can we strike that from the record?

#1345 (3) - Posted by COL Brig Dolaree
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<Dineer> my friends and i used to play SWRPG all the time.
<Dineer> and one of my friends, this crazy guy that was usually tripping on shrooms, always played these crazy characters..
<Dineer> so this one game.. he had an Ewok character, and his Ewok was a Jedi Knight.. emphasizing in telepathy and mind control. that sort of thing.
<Dineer> so he could pretty much make anyone do whatever he wanted. so..
<Dineer> we were being chased by these stormtroopers and he took control of -all- of them. all five of them.
<Dineer> and we had our own stormtrooper unit.
<Brig_D> lol
<Reabel8> lol
<Dineer> so he gets up on the shoulders of one of his troopers, raises his little staff in the air..and says.. "I am a GOD! I am your small, fuzzy god!"
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Dineer> and he made the stormtroopers get on their knees and bow to him.

#1337 (6) - Posted by COL Brig Dolaree
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<Brig_D> heck, a auto can stay afloat til it fills with water and sinks. The xwing might just be more watertight
<Dineer> right. there are a lot of possibilities, there.
<Reabel> ..
<Dineer> well..
<Dineer> it would just about have to be. =P
<Reabel> the xwing would have to be air tight
<Reabel> wouldnt it?
<Dineer> considering.. y'know.. it flies in space, and all.
<Brig_D> yeah lol
<Reabel> stop stealing my words Dineer
<Reabel> :@
<Reabel> lol
<Dineer> lol
<Dineer> yeah. that's a scary thought.
<Dineer> i think i'll just shut up now.
<`Ent-Away> I would certainly HOPE an X-wing is more airtight than a car.
<Reabel> lol
<`Ent-Away> Otherwise, SW would have been 6 movies filled with explosive decompression.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Reabel> lol
<Dineer> ..that would've been interesting enough, actually.
<`Ent-Away> "Luke, use the Force. Let it guide your actions." "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *SPLAT*"
<Brig_D> ROFL LOL ROFL LOL
<Reabel> ...
<Reabel> hey ent
<Dineer> "C'mon baby, hold together." *crunch*
<`Ent-Away> Would sucked to be the tech who had to clean THAT mess out.

#1379 (3) - Posted by LCL Jagged Drayson
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<Dineer> know when Licah will be back around?
<Phil_Dark> sorry don't know
<@Jagged> never
<Dineer> did you kill him?
<@Jagged> he ran away to work for Bill Gates as a personal assistant
<Dineer> oh.
<Dineer> that's even worse.

#1352 (1) - Posted by COL Brig Dolaree
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From a side disscussion in #IBG during the chat with Aaron Allston.

<`Daryus> Hey Din, another od your questions is up
<Dineer> lol
<Dineer> wow. i was just kidding with that one, too.
<`Daryus> lol
<`Daryus> Well we will see what Aaron has to say
<Dineer> "you idiot. shut up."
<Dineer> =P
<RS_Ton> heh
<`Daryus> lol
* `Daryus laughs at Dineer
<Dineer> what can i say? i'm a laughable guy. =D
<`Daryus> Tis true
<Dineer> [07:49 PM] <Dineer> What are the limits/guidelines as far as introducing new technology to the Star Wars universe?
<Dineer> [07:49 PM] <Dineer> =P
<Dineer> [07:49 PM] <Sconn> Damn, you've got a lot of questions. They're all good ones though. Keep it up.
<Dineer> lol
<Tallon> Would you like a trophy?
<Jagged> heh
* `Daryus steps up to the podium
<Brig_D> lol
<Jagged> }--|???|--{ <-- medal of questioning
<Brig_D> rofl
<`Daryus> "For his large numger of questions, I hereby award the Medal of Questioning to Dineer! COme up here chap and give us a speach
<`Daryus> *number
* Dineer steps up and glances around
* Jagged adds it to his Roster profile :p
<Dineer> What the hell did I get this for again?
<Jagged> <Sconn> Damn, you've got a lot of questions. They're all good ones though. Keep it up.
<Jagged> You're entitled, sir!
<Dineer> ..joke. it was a joke. =P
<Dineer> lol
<Jagged> :p
<Brig_D> careful, it might end up as a quote my friend ;)
<Dineer> uh oh.. lol
* `Daryus pins the newest minted medal to Dineer's chest, and then salutes him
* Dineer returns it.. lol
<Dineer> the salute, not the medal. that thing's -mine-. =P
<`Daryus> lol
* Reabel denies that medal being created
<Reabel> :P
<Reabel> jk
<Dineer> i've got a few more on the conveyor belt.. maybe they'll get asked. =P
* `Daryus turns back to the podium. "Now I want to award the hard-ass award to none other then Ent!
<`Daryus> lol
<Reabel> ..
* Reabel gives "the most awarding" award to Daryus
<`Daryus> LOL
<`Daryus> Smart-alec
* `Daryus slaps Reabel with his award

#1338 (3) - Posted by COL Brig Dolaree
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<Reabel> you gonna play on the UO server if people get it running?
<`Ent-Away> I did for a bit.
<`Ent-Away> Got bored.
<Reabel> i mean the free one....
<Reabel> is it up?
<`Ent-Away> Haven't played in a while.
<`Ent-Away> You'd have to ask Blaster.
<`Ent-Away> Or Kaz.
<`Ent-Away> They were setting it up, but it was damn near impossible to do anything with a new character.
<Reabel> ent, SWG, UO or L2?
<`Ent-Away> UO
<`Ent-Away> What the hell is L2?
<Reabel> lineage 2
<Dineer> ugh. too much hype for me.
<`Ent-Away> You asked me about UO. Why would I give you answers that dealt with SWG or L2?
<Reabel> no, im saying, what do you prefer?
<`Ent-Away> I refuse to pay for SWG. And I vaguely remember discussing L2.
<Reabel> L2 is like...UX
<`Ent-Away> Whatever the f*ck UX is.
<Dineer> ux?
<Reabel> hold on
<Dineer> stop using so goddamn many abbreviations.
<Dineer> sh*t. -he- doesn't even know what it means.
<Dineer> "hold on." ..he's gotta look the damn thing up.
<`Ent-Away> Heh. "What the hell DID I mean by UX?"

#1336 (3) - Posted by COL Brig Dolaree
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<Brig_D> you know, i was surfing the other day, and someone actually has written a document arguing that the ewoks had gone extinct on Endor due to the Death Star exploding
<Dineer> i've read that.. lol
<Brig_D> and had written it based on multiple theories of what happened.
<Dineer> makes sense to me.
<Brig_D> Well, one thing that didnt make sense to me
<Dineer> i never liked the little tree-huggers that much, anyway.
<Dineer> kinda got on my nerves.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> The guy was talkigina about all the radiation and xwrays from the blast hitting the planet causing sterility
<Brig_D> now, if that is so, how could Han and Leia have childeren ;)
<Dineer> hehe
<Brig_D> I would agree with the debrees posibly causing smomething akin to nuclear winter
<Dineer> well.. it takes a good bit of radiation to cause sterility in humans. i'm not sure how the ewoks would hold up.. because.. well.. they're fictional.. =P
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> are they ;) Just because you havent seen a ewok, does that mean they dont exist ROFL
<Dineer> i sure as hell -hope- they are.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Dineer> if i ever hear a "yub yub" while i'm walking down the street, i just may have to kill someone.
* XtremeAfk (xtremegene@Xtremegene.users.undernet.org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> watch out, we have an ewok in draco, he might come and get you ;)
<Dineer> lol
<Brig_D> at least we did the last time i looked at pilot profiles ROFLOL
<Dineer> does he use little stilts so he can reach the rudder pedals? lol
<Brig_D> I think so ;)
<Dineer> or does he just use midget starfighters?
<Dineer> lmao
<Brig_D> lol
<Dineer> "sorry, sir.. hangar's full." -- "no, no.. we can squeeze one more in. he's an ewok."
<Brig_D> ROFLOL

#1343 (0) - Posted by COL Brig Dolaree
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***After an hour long discussion, see preceeding quotes, the following was said in #IBG***

<Dineer> you have been immortalized, Jed.
<Reabel> lol
<Reabel> that'd be funny if i somehow ended up running for US president, and someone came upon those quotes..
<Reabel> even though its not possible
<Brig_D> just added the latest quote, boy I picked the right day for irc
<Reabel> id immediately be booted out
<Dineer> yeah. uh. Brig. i had already added that one. =P
<Brig_D> we probably did it at the same time lol
<Dineer> oh well.
<`Entropy> No, you wouldn't. You'd fit in perfectly with all the rest of the idiots we've had as presidents.
<Reabel> ah
<Brig_D> hey, when it is worthy of 2 people quoting ;) might as well quote it
<Dineer> point.
<Reabel> there should be a medal for most involved in a quote..
<Reabel> lol
<Brig_D> lol
<Brig_D> i am certain there is a medal for contributing to furthering the RS, now to just argue that some of these quotes further the RS ;)

#1339 (4) - Posted by CPT Kyle Dineer
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[08:11 PM] <Reabel> you know what sucks?
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> not having a credit card..
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> no porn..
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> lol
[08:11 PM] <Dineer> ...
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> no MMORPGs usually either
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> even the "15 day trials"
[08:11 PM] <Dineer> you really -are- hard-wired to the internet aren't you, Jed?
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> they need your credit card for those
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> yes
[08:12 PM] <Reabel> hell, if i could use my penis as a joystick i prolly would
[08:12 PM] *** `Ent-Away is now known as `Entropy
[08:12 PM] <Reabel> hey is that quote worthy?
[08:12 PM] <Reabel> lol
[08:12 PM] <`Entropy> Not only is that quotable. That's topicable.
[08:12 PM] <Dineer> i think maybe so.

#1373 (-2) - Posted by CPT Kyle Dineer
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[03:08 AM] <Dineer> she's in-fucking-vincible, man.
[03:08 AM] <Tallon> Sounds like a challenge.
[03:09 AM] <Tallon> Maybe I'll ask Indy the "Witch" if she's got a spell to kill old people.

#1341 (1) - Posted by CPT Kyle Dineer
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[08:20 PM] * Reabel imagines playing xwa with his penis-stick whule having sex
[08:20 PM] <Brig_D> ROFL
[08:20 PM] <Reabel> that'd be funny...
[08:21 PM] <Reabel> id be ignoring the chick that im screwing, and looking at the monitor ..
[08:21 PM] <Dineer> oh god. what kind of low have we hit now?
[08:21 PM] <Reabel> lol
[08:21 PM] <`Entropy> Dunno, but I'm going back to watching the race.
[08:21 PM] *** `Entropy is now known as `Ent-Away
[08:21 PM] <Brig_D> rofl

#1374 (1) - Posted by CMDR Djapana Wor'nod
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<`Entropy> When I call you gay, you won't have to clarify.
<JamesWolf> Ok
<Kicks> heh
<JamesWolf> Cause you know, all the weird comments are kinda random
<`Entropy> You flaming homosexual.
<Kicks> yup pretty clear
* JamesWolf grabs Ent, flips him over, and pounds it up his ass
<Kicks> eww
<`Entropy> Please, sir, can I have another!
<JamesWolf> And now, you are my bitch
<Dineer> ..as long as it's not on my bunk.

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