* Deltan peers at Giz
<Deltan> And why in the heck do you think I would be invited into a TG society!?!?!
<Deltan> Wait... nevermind. =/
* BlastAFK snickers
<Deltan> You know, I'm just having fun putting together the different outfits and color schemes. I've made myself about eight different outfits yesterday just to see what I liked the best. :P
<GizAFK> heh heh
<Deltan> I ended up making myself a yellow sleeveless dress than modified my hair color, lip color and eyeshadow. :P
<Deltan> ... I think this whole gender bending thing is getting to me...
5:58:59 PM * Deltan prods Dan with charged end of his/her stun baton
5:59:40 PM <`Dan> what delt?
6:00:00 PM <Deltan> Nothing. Just a random prodding.
6:00:42 PM <`Dan> oh
6:00:52 PM <`Dan> with your male stick or your female stick?
6:00:58 PM <`Dan> erm, stun aton
6:00:58 PM <Cay-Qel> rofl
6:02:11 PM <Deltan> My female stick. It straps on.
<Deltan> It was the first time in a long time that SWG got my blood pumping :P
<Deltan> Except when I put my toon in a pair of hotpants and stare at her too long... did I say that aloud?
<RS_Gizmo> no Deltan
<RS_Gizmo> you typed it
<RS_Gizmo> which means we have documentation
<GizAFK> so, you gonna be a woman again Matrix Stylie? :P
<Deltan> Why of course :P
<Deltan> I have to play a woman, otherwise my gender bending desires might leak into real life and where would I be then?
* Deltan rummages around through the bar pushing asside the rubber sheep, kewpi dolls and feminine hygiene products to find a bottle of single malt scotch.
<Deltan> Geesh... who stocks this bar anyway?
<`Kyle> Shik
<`Kyle> hence the feminine hygiene products.
This is the log as Blast is desperately trying to register #RSPA. Ah, the futility.
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*** Deltan has joined #RSPA
* BlastSWG sighs
*** X-Chaos has joined #RSPA
<BlastSWG> Bloody freaking HELL
<BlastSWG> Deltan, you stay online
<BlastSWG> Dont you leave. :P
<`Sean> heh
<BlastSWG> ...now, I could do this right now if Rich were on.
<BlastSWG> But then Rich left.
<BlastSWG> WHY!?!?!
* Deltan hovers his mouse cursor over the 'quit' button and whistles a happy tune
<RedBlade> Do what?
<BlastSWG> Deltan, I know where you live.
<BlastSWG> >:P
<Deltan> Yeah, but do you know where I keep the firearms? :P
<`Entropy> In your pants
<RedBlade> Do it without Rich, I want to know what it is. :P
<BlastSWG> I dont fear firearms. :P
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<`HotShot> X is on in the Bar & Grill. Ask him.
<BlastSWG> X!
<`HotShot> there!
<`Entropy> Use X
<BlastSWG> STAY HERE!
<BlastSWG> ...
<BlastSWG> Someone isnt logged in
<`HotShot> lol
<XtremeAfk> AHHH
*** XtremeAfk is now known as Xtremegen
<Xtremegen> oh
<J_Barnes> Was I supposed to do something?
<Xtremegen> channel
<Xtremegen> no wonder :P
<Xtremegen> I just auto logged
<RedBlade> Hey dont leave us out!
<Xtremegen> wait, they're being added tonight?
<BlastSWG> ...for the love of God, why do they make this process so damned retarded?
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<`HotShot> Because Undernet 0wnz j00!
<`HotShot> ...well, f*ck.
<BlastSWG> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now that's irony when the netsplit just rolls in when things are finally moving. Ah, the wonders of the Undernet; ain't life grand?
[14:08] * Cephisus pokes Deltan with a finger
[14:08] <Cephisus> he's dead
[14:08] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:08] * RS_Jag kicks Deltan
[14:09] * RS_Jag slaps Deltan around a bit with a large trout
[14:09] <RS_Jag> yep...
[14:09] * Cephisus drugs Deltan and dresses him like a member of the Village People, then forces him to dance "Macho Man" in a bar full of gays.
[14:09] <RS_Jag> he's dead...
[14:09] <RS_Jag> if he's not, he will be... :p
[14:09] <Cephisus> All of us will be
[14:09] <Cephisus> except me! :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:10] <Cephisus> I'm GOD
[14:10] <RS_Jag> no ur not
[14:10] <RS_Jag> u have to be FC to be god
[14:10] <Cephisus> Yes, I'm GOD and Himm is my wife
[14:10] <Cephisus> :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> oooh
[14:14] * BGN_GAb has joined #ibg
[14:14] * X sets mode: +o BGN_GAb
[14:14] * HimmCAR is now known as CephsWife
[14:14] <CephsWife> hehe
[14:14] <BGN_GAb> .....!!!???
[14:14] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:15] <RS_Jag> never mind, dear...
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> omg!
[14:15] <RS_Jag> go to bed ;)
[14:15] <CephsWife> nope
[14:15] <Cephisus> hello honeyI want to be hermafordite, I would feel two kind of orgasms, wow it would be amazing
[14:15] <CephsWife> I'm making dinner for Ceph
[14:15] <Cephisus> AAHHHHH
[14:15] <CephsWife> right
[14:15] * Deltan wakes up
[14:15] <Deltan> Somebody need me?
[14:15] <CephsWife> we all do
[14:15] <RS_Jag> he's not dead!
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> ... ew, ew, ew Delt
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> wrong sentence to choose
[14:16] <BGN_GAb> not right now :P
[14:16] <Cephisus> heh
[14:16] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:16] <Deltan> You may have a point...
[14:16] * CephsWife cleans Cephs house
[14:16] * CephsWife then goes on to wash all Cephs clothes
[14:16] <Deltan> This is absolutely twisted.
[14:16] <Cephisus> OK honey, but you will sleep in an different bed tonight
[14:17] <CephsWife> no!!!
[14:17] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:17] <RS_Jag> is somebody logging this?
[14:17] <BGN_GAb> lol
[14:17] <Deltan> I log everything.
[14:17] <Cephisus> heh
[14:17] * CephsWife finishes the dinner
[14:17] <BGN_GAb> make sure this ends up in the Quotes DB.
[14:17] <CephsWife> Ceph, darling, dinner is ready!!
[14:18] <Cephisus> Mmmmm.... it smells very well
[14:18] <CephsWife> thanks, sweatheart
[14:18] <Cephisus> Just a question baby!
[14:18] <Deltan> This is just wrong... on so many levels.
[14:19] * CephsWife gets Cephs slippers and the newspaper
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> heh
[14:19] <Cephisus> ops my girlfriend is comming
[14:19] <Cephisus> bbl
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> LOL
[14:19] * CephsWife gets jealous
[14:19] <Cephisus> seriously!!!!!!!!
[14:19] <CephsWife> bye, honey
[14:19] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> you don't want to say that to your wife, ya stoopid b!tch!
[14:20] <BGN_GAb> and "comming" was a very wrong typo to make right now...
[14:20] <CephsWife> I may be stupid, but I'm ... delicious
[14:20] <BGN_GAb> what were you thinking of? :P
[14:20] * RS_Jag slaps Cephisus around a bit with a large trout
[14:20] <CephsWife> oh no, that trout was tomorrow's dinner
[14:20] <CephsWife> you ruined it
[14:21] <BGN_GAb> lol
[14:21] * RS_Jag brushes off the trout
[14:21] <CephsWife> Ceph is going to be mad at you
[14:21] * RS_Jag spits on it to make it shiny
[14:21] <RS_Jag> there...
[14:21] <RS_Jag> never tell the difference
[14:21] <CephsWife> well...guess you're right
[14:21] * CephsWife places the trout safely in the refrigerator
[14:22] <BGN_GAb> remind me never to accept having supper with you two.
[14:22] <Deltan> Good call
[14:23] * CephsWife looks at Ceph and his "girlfriend"
[14:23] * CephsWife wonders if Gab wants a wife...
[14:23] * RS_Jag has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[14:23] * RS_Jag has joined #ibg
[14:23] <Deltan> Run Gab, RUN!!!!!
[14:23] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:23] <CephsWife> Gab, dear?
[14:23] <CephsWife> yohoo?
[14:24] <BGN_GAb> Um, I have too many already, really.
[14:24] * CephsWife is now known as GabsWife
[14:24] <RS_Jag> ooooh
[14:24] <Cephisus> hey I'm whatching!!!!
[14:24] <RS_Jag> this is wrong
[14:24] <GabsWife> ooops
[14:24] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:24] * GabsWife is now known as CephsWife
[14:24] <BGN_GAb> I'm uh... Muslim. Yeah Muslim. Tired of wives. Don't want any other. Really.
[14:24] * RS_Jag is confused
[14:24] <Cephisus> Honey I want to get divorcied
[14:24] <CephsWife> anything, Cephy my dear?
[14:24] * RS_Jag is REALLY confused
[14:24] * BGN_GAb considers running
[14:24] * RS_Jag goes & consults logs
[14:24] <CephsWife> oh no, you'll break my heart
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs
[14:25] <Cephisus> Ive fallen in love with other girl
[14:25] <Cephisus> furthermore you're hairy
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs more, then gets the trout from the refrigerator
[14:25] * RS_Jag gags
[14:25] <CephsWife> hairy? me?
[14:26] <RS_Jag> that trout is messed up
[14:26] * CephsWife eats the trout herself
[14:26] * RS_Jag pukes
[14:26] * CephsWife turns pale, then faints out and dies
[14:26] <Cephisus> well, I've got to go
[14:26] <Cephisus> Nooooooooooooooooooooo
[14:26] <BGN_GAb> make up your mind, you... sick bastard :P
[14:26] * Cephisus sicides
[14:26] <Cephisus> *suicides
[14:26] <RS_Jag> need to be more convincing
[14:26] * CephsWife is now known as Himm
[14:26] <BGN_GAb> oh no, he sicided.
<MrTracey> The dead man apparently replied to an advertisement posted on the Internet, prosecutors said. One newspaper said it read: "Seeking young, well-built 18- to 30-year-old for slaughter."
* Deltan is now known as DeltBRB
<MrTracey> Who the hell answers an ad like that
<Kerensky> Kazzzzzz
(Kerensky) its been...just over a year since I've had my first kiss :P
(Kerensky) and in between now and then, I've had....maybe.....
@ Kerensky counts his fingers
@ Kaz counts
(Kaz) um
(Kerensky) six?
(Kerensky) Oh, and you know what the best part was?
<RandyIcN> lol
(Kerensky) The girl they came from turns out to have been PAID by a friend
(Kerensky) I was kissed by a dammed paid whore :P
<RandyIcN> lol
<Shizmo> his first kiss was with a hooker
<Shizmo> rofl!
<Deltan> But did you enjoy it?
* LGN-Shik 's mind wanders back to that day nikki was wearing those tight ass conforming pants... <LGN-Shik> :P~~~~~~~~~~~~ * LGN-Shik falls over <LGN-Shik> she's like a dance major... god i bet she could bend in all kindsa fun kinky ways (`Davery) Okay Shik, we don't know who Nikki is :P <LGN-Shik> well.. she's hot, lets just put it that way :D @ `Davery dives behind a bunker (`Davery) "HE'S GONNA BLOW" @ Deltan puts on the rubber suite <LGN-Shik> I'm not rahj, I don't make a mess. (`Davery) what, you have delicate orgasms? :P
*** BGN_GAb has joined #ibg*** X sets mode: +o BGN_GAb <Mystic--> can't relax... i'm in fear of the large amounts of email from academy when i get my email fixed <Himm> lol <Himm> hey again Gab <BGN_GAb> hey. *** Himm is now known as GabsBabe <GabsBabe> sweetie? <BGN_GAb> ...omfg. <Mystic--> lol * BGN_GAb facepalms <DevAzza> heh <GabsBabe> you wanna play? * GabsBabe blinks at Gab * GabsBabe walks over to Gab, and starts caressing him, hoping to wake him up again <Mystic--> ... * Mystic-- turns around so he can't see * GabsBabe notices Mystic's cute butt <DevAzza> lol <BGN_GAb> ....rofl * Mystic-- starts moving in circles * BGN_GAb kicks Himm in the balls "stop doing that" :P <GabsBabe> you wants to dance, Mystic? <Mystic--> g2g... *** Mystic-- has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <DevAzza> rofl <BGN_GAb> heh <BGN_GAb> poor little scared thing <GabsBabe> yes *** Horn_AFK has joined #ibg <BGN_GAb> now Himm... harass Kell! :P * GabsBabe sobs a little over Gabs lack of enthusiasm <DevAzza> heh * GabsBabe looks around <GabsBabe> hmmmmm *** GabsBabe is now known as DevsHoney <DevsHoney> Devvie boy? <DevAzza> I knew it <DevAzza> damnt <DevsHoney> yohoo <BGN_GAb> mwhahaha. :P <BGN_GAb> it's everybody's turn after all,. * DevsHoney sits down besides Dev <DevAzza> O_o <DevsHoney> uhm, you cute little thing, may I sit on your lap? <DevAzza> erm no thx * DevsHoney fiddles with Devs left knee <DevAzza> hmmmmm <DevsHoney> liked that <DevsHoney> didn't you <DevAzza> erm <DevsHoney> :o <BGN_GAb> lol, man <BGN_GAb> it's so funny when you're not the one to be laughed at :P <DevsHoney> Deviemyman, you're so quiet...anything wrong? *** `Pluto has joined #ibg <Deltan> Remind me to never visit Himm... <DevAzza> erm <DevAzza> lol <DevsHoney> :) <BGN_GAb> Pluto! Himm! Engage! :P <DevsHoney> No Gab, I want Devvieboy all for myself <DevAzza> damn it <BGN_GAb> sorry Dev, I tried my best to save you :P * DevsHoney sobs a little. "Why can't Gab like me? I mean, it's him I'm really after..." *** BGN_GAb is now known as Himmswife <DevsHoney> yay <DevAzza> yes reeinforcements <Himmswife> now, where is this husband of mine? <DevsHoney> ROFL * Himmswife starts looking for Himm's tobacco to seize it *** DevsHoney is now known as Himm <DevAzza> PUH <Himmswife> here! <Himm> ouch <Himm> this was an unexpected turn * Himmswife shines her badge stating she's high counsellor or something in Norway's goverment for Health and all <Himm> but, I like the thought of having Gab for my wife <Himm> :) <Himmswife> ... AW! *** Himmswife is now known as BGN_GAb <Himm> buuu <BGN_GAb> I'm sorry guys, he defeated me. :P <BGN_GAb> also I don't like the idea of getting disconned now and appear here tomorrow with my nick being "Himmswife"
