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#1252 (1) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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* Shinigami pushes past DC's defenses with a wet noodle
* Dashclone counter-attacks with a greasy giraffe
* Shinigami counter-counter-attacks with a juicy jackass.
* Dashclone counter-counter-counter-attacks with a leperous lepard
<Shinigami> Leopard*
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a horny hound
*Dashclone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an angry ant
* Shinigami counts...on his fingers...oh, okay, counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an enraged elephant
* Dashclone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a wobbly whale
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a cocky chicken
* Dashclone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a rioting reindeer
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an asshole antelope
<Dashclone> already had a. :P
<Shinigami> Blah
<Shinigami> Fine
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a bitchy bulldog
* Dashclone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a zelous zebra
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a jumpy jackrabbit.
* Dashclone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an ugly umbrella
<Shinigami> Not an animal!
<Dashclone> rare cockato
<Dashclone> http://www.indyzoo.com/education/anim_facts_detail.asp?id=549
<Dashclone> :P
<Shinigami> BEEP
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a victorious vixen.
<Dashclone> not a species, just a female fox
<Shinigami> So?
<Shinigami> It works
<Shinigami> It's still an animal
<Dashclone> ok
* Dashclone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a mouldy mollusc
* XtremeAfk slaps Dashclone around a bit with a large trout
* XtremeAfk slaps Shinigami around a bit with a large trout



#1280 (2) - Posted by LCM Spyder Singh
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<Firan> BTW: DC, your joystick still broke?
<Dashclone> my joystick works, just aint got a hole to put it in!
<Firan> The last time I asked you, you'd yanked it too hard and broken it.
<Dashclone> ah, no fixed it, just new equipment doesn't have a big enough hole to put it in
<Firan> -=cough=-Bullsh!t-=cough=-
<Dashclone> i would love to talk about my joystick, but i have to go before the water gets too cold
<Firan> See... DC has a replacement joystick.
<Firan> <Dashclone> Broke my newest stick today. Trying to use it left-handed and tugged too hard. It just went!
<Dashclone> :)
<Firan> That's how he broke the old one.
<Dashclone> Does your equipment have a big enough hole for my joystick? I need to plug it in
<Firan> <Dashclone> What? All I said was I'm going to fix my stick. It just means I wont have to play with myself
<Firan> <Dashclone> Well. I'm off to do some work, and then try to fix my stick
<Firan> and last, but not least <Dashclone> Fine! I'll go play with myself then!

#406 (-2) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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* Los sits on Dave's lap, "I'm bored and horny, have you got any chocolate spread and a spare room?"
<Owain> Right. Who's secretly planning to kill Dave at this point?
<`Jester> I wanna be FC
* CAH raises hand
<Dashclone> ME!!
<Dashclone> KILL
<Dashclone> MAIN
<CAH> kill kill kill
<Owain> I thought so
<Dashclone> killllllllllllll

#1330 (3) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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<Dashclone> moo moo moo
<Swomz> poo poo poo
<Dashclone> bwgan
<Dashclone> ack! the red pills escaped
<Phil_Dark> ...
<Dashclone> space monkeys stole them
* Zek has joined #rs_bar_and_Grill
<Dashclone> damn space monkeys.
<Dashclone> they ar evil
* Swomz ravages the space monkeys
* Swomz has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Dezba has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Aridaniel has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* `JK_Rich has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
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* X has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* G-GONE has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Zek has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Dashclone has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Firefox has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
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* `Entropy has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* ThukZx3 has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
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#745 (0) - Posted by CMDR Castin Jaheran
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* Wessy hides for RedBabe "don`t hit me please don`t hit me"
* Dashclone runs and rides with Wes
<Dashclone> *hides
<`Fox> LOL
<Wessy> you dirty old goat you want to ride me i knew you where gay
<Dashclone> DONT quote that

#698 () - Posted by LCL DashClone
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<Dashclone> OMG! Am I on a porn channel?
<RS_Gizmo> lol
<RS_Gizmo> I don't know, are u?
<RS_Gizmo> there's usually naked ppl
<Dashclone> Urr.
<Dashclone> ANYONE NAKED HERE??
<`Entropy> You thought RS stood for "Rebel Squadrons"? You were WRONG! It stands for "Really Sexual".

#600 (-1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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* The-Amb offers Dashclone a stick
<Dashclone> Ahhh. A stick
* The-Amb sticks Dashclone

#776 (-1) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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*** Pauho (rsirc3-5@*.montana.dialup.pol.co.uk) Join #rs_bar_and_grill 11:35:57.am 07/12/2001
<Pauho> woo-woo!
<Dashclone> woo-woo?
<Pauho> woo-woo
<Dashclone> woo-woo!
<Pauho> woo-woo?
<Dashclone> woo-woo
<Pauho> woo-woo!

#893 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<Dashclone> Cat fucming? What is that? <Maj_Randy> f*cking the cat and cumming at the same time? <Dashclone> Good idea

#973 () - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<Dashclone> lo Radny
<Dashclone> Radny
<Dashclone> Randy
<RS_Randy> Hey Dahs
<RS_Randy> *Adsh
<RS_Randy> *Dash :P

#1019 (2) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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* Dashclone blows Giz
<Dashclone> up
<RS_Gizmo> ......
<Gabrich> ............
<RS_Gizmo> dude, how many times, not in public!

#683 (-2) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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Topic is 'New RS Website: http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/ | RS Ahead by 180 at OR - Have you hugged a commando today?'
*** Set by LGN-Shik on Sun Apr 29 02:17:50
<Dashclone> No-one has hugged me yet today :(* Cpt_Apoc hugs Dash "Now be quiet"
<Dashclone> TY
<Cpt_Apoc> your welcome.
<LGN-Shik> read.. * Cpt_Apoc humps Dash "Now be quiet"

#871 (0) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Dashclone> I'm off. Going to eat some friends

#575 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Dashclone> Fine! I'll go play with myself then!

#594 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Dashclone> Well. I'm off to do some work, and then try to fix my stick

#908 (-2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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* Dashclone sniffs Coop's ass

#834 () - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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* Dashclone looks at RedBabe "Hi there, wanna f*ck?" (MikezĀ®)

#595 (0) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Dashclone> What? All I said was I'm going to fix my stick. It just means I wont have to play with myself

#835 (2) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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* Dashclone looks at RedBabe "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock." (MikezĀ®)

#945 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Dashclone> Broke my newest stick today. Trying to use it left-handed and tugged too hard. It just went!

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