Another drunk Cody moment:
<Codyman> I stayed in cause like, this girl wanted me for f *cvcking sex, but I refuse to be a toy
<Codyman> and she just wants me as a toy....fkc that, I toy with girls,I refuse to be a toy
<Codyman> still mnot a toy
<Codyman> wolrd spining
<`Kaz> Mike you better be quoting
<Codyman> i am totall y wpolrcd spinning
<Codyman> yp ijng hard
<Codyman> md 20=20 hitiing ethe suystem
<Codyman> 4bottles
<Codyman> found md 20/2=
<Codyman> hjyug vgfyr5 yt65yt
<Codyman> not A A5TYUTOY
<Codyman> LKOMGN LIV E THE RELVEOL SQUAdon~!
<Codyman> longn liujve the relve ioms0cdjaenfpwakvjpJmvbpqa!
<`Kaz> word up
<Codyman> shik is gay , rahj is gay,h hsahahaqhaha!
<Codyman> rahj likes dudes
<Codyman> i gicve me maybe 5 kminutes befire passo ut
<Codyman> pasoyur oie thri2w up
<Codyman> LONG LIVE THE REL;VE SQUAEONDA~
<COL-Mike> he turns into that one dude, you know, the annoying one, when he's drunk
<Codyman> don;t be that guy
<Codyman> no, usuall yI'm stealing, fighting, or making fun of others, but I'm ato ohome, so I don't have much to steal, ifgight or make fun of
<Codyman> an d there are no womewn rhwew eirthwe'r
<COL-Mike> Dude, that's sweet
<Codyman> can't reand anymore, s;ee[y time, bye
<Codyman> lnb live the vrelberl squyadorns!
<COL-Mike> Viva gorditas!
<Codyman> 1maddog 20/2-nrulea
<COL-Mike> And it's all quoted
<COL-Mike> even sorted vaguely into train of thought/topic
<COL-Mike> now, i shall go to shikkie's lame ass quotes database and add them
<Codyman> lol, I love teaching my students fake things
<Codyman> Fourth of Jew Lies
<Codyman> lol
<`Dismal`> ...haha
<Codyman> japanese people are so racist they can totally believe it too
<Codyman> we had our lifeguard banquet, which happens to be across the bay from where we work, about 3+ miles from where we live
<Codyman> after the banquet me and this other guy decided we'd cash in on the "swim home from the banquet" joke
<Codyman> so we did, no problem, hard swim, but we're fuck'n ocean lifeguards
<Codyman> we get to the barracks, shower, etc
<Codyman> then we find out that 50+ some police officers, coast guard helicopters, NYPD dive team, boats, etc, etc, are coming the entire bay for us.....
<Codyman> we've pissed off so damn many people
<Codyman> so like, we had an awesome swim, it was hard as hell and insane, and we felt all good about it, but now they're all pissed at us
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<`IronMan> I'm fuckin' zonked.
<TeuAFK> Minisssssss
<Codyman> Get the fuck in game, fucker
<Codyman> go to sleep, let Rza squadron's points suffer
<Codyman> let Rza just lose
<Codyman> Oh, it's cool, I don't care, I just don't care about Rza squadron anymore
<Codyman> ....it what you just told me with that last line
<Codyman> It's 11:30, I'm too old and sleepy to help Rza. I'm retired like Columbo man, I ain't gonna solve any more mysteries any my eye be all wonky
<Codyman> Every time you don't play minis, Rahj smiles a little more
<TacoSalad> He's all sitting at his fireplace with dave all curled up in his lap all "Today, I beat Stark"
<`IronMan> .....
<`IronMan> Really guys? Really?
<TacoSalad> You got some kinda cunt to rub tonight where you can't be here
<TacoSalad> cause if so, rub away man
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* TacoSalad is now known as Codyman
<Codyman> do the reports go on the front page anymore?
<BGN_Nicolai> not anymore, the old reporting system I guess doesnt support the new format
<BGN_Nicolai> so we don't use that one anymore, it's links instead in the ITOD announcement page
<Codyman> :-(
<Codyman> it was fun seeing front end activity
<Codyman> when it happened...
<BGN_Nicolai> yeah
<BGN_Nicolai> I dunno how that'll show up this time
<Codyman> so where does it show?
<BGN_Nicolai> I have no clue, wherever this system links to for the HC to see
<Codyman> lol
<Codyman> so site is completely useless
<Codyman> just remember the first rule of the RS: don't sleep with any woman in the RS
<Shinagami101> when im older and in it for 10 Years possibly
<`Kaz> yeah
<`Kaz> It fucks you up
<Shinagami101> i wouldnt anyway :P
<`Kaz> yeah man I wasnt going to either
<Codyman> you say that now, but sometimes they just drive up to your door and try to fuck you
<Codyman> spyder tore like a swath of destruction across the continental US
* Shinagami101 gets out a notepad and starts taking notes
<Shinagami101> do go on
<Codyman> some of their vaginas have been known to swallow entire souls
<Codyman> Yo Columbo, where you at?
<`IronMan> Really dude.
<`IronMan> That shit again?
<Codyman> https://plus.google.com/hangouts/_/gqvfzxsxc2vomt7pb2gsooxl7ma?hl=en
<`IronMan> Can't I just make like a steak?
<`IronMan> Can't I rest?
<Codyman> Alright, Cleopatra, you want me to fetch you some fucking grapes?
<`IronMan> Cleopatra now?
<`IronMan> You see me on all fours in a brothel on Marc Anthony's dick?
<Codyman> you need me to fetch the neutered serving boys with hand fans to cool you on this hot harvest eve?
<Codyman> Perhaps a hand towel?
<`IronMan> This dude is crazy.
<Codyman> you know what I always find funny about Xmen (movie)....professor X and Magneto are gay in real life, and it's all I really ponder when I see them interact in the movie
<Codyman> it's just kinda funny
<`Kaz> yeah but he's totally married with kids
<`Kaz> So...I donno, how does that work
<Codyman> I dunno, I ain't his therapist
<`Kaz> Where'd you get that professor x was gay?
<`Gunman> Yeah, where?
<Codyman> i dunno, my gay friend told me that once, figured he'd know as well as anyone really
<`Gunman> pfff
<`Kaz> Magneto is but that's common knowledge
<Codyman> dammit, don't destroy my dreams about two old gay dudes going at it
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[17:55] <Codyman> i mean, boobs, zombies, and sharks
[17:55] <Codyman> all in one scene
[17:55] <Codyman> can anyone really beat that?
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<Codyman> the AF is much like what I'd imagine having anal sex with a horse would be like
<Codyman> long, painful, and ungratifying, also somewhat confusing and complicated
<Codyman> what's up people?
<`Darkov> de nada.... other than Los is going X-rated with Alty, and Wyvern is trying the impossible :P
<Codyman> sounds like the usual
<Codyman> arent there like directions somewhere?
<TaReDjo> Thats why im having so much trouble
<TaReDjo> i never actually filled out a join form... i dont even know if they had them when i first started
<TaReDjo> and i talked to one of the guuys in Red Squadron, and he said something about having an instructor? or something
<TaReDjo> but i havent heard anything from any of them either
<TaReDjo> and Castor cant figure it out when he is 600 miles away and in bed!
<Codyman> you have his phone number?
<TaReDjo> i should hope so! lol
<Codyman> family?
<TaReDjo> im his daughter. :D
<Markus_J> Saaaair
<TaReDjo> I was reading the bylaws... and i laughed when it said the "chain of command" and how the RSFC was only to be contacted as a last resort.
<Markus_J> Saaiiirrr
<Markus_J> I thought you were supposed to prevent Castor from spawning?!
<raydjo> wheres cody!?
<Skrevish> He went on a safari
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<Skrevish> Oh look he has returned from his safari
<MGN_Nicolai> lol well played
[23:16] <Codyman> i saw some j-porn once and it was like a shrizzled thing and suddenly this red thing comes out of it
[23:17] <Codyman> i was like "My dog does that!"
<Codyman> i teach people knowledge
<`PM> Work is what you do as a means to the end
<Codyman> but it's gay
<`PM> You teach them gay knowledge?
<`PM> I'd like to see one of those classes.
Friday Night - Saturday Morning (7th/8th Dec) Madness in the B&G
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[01:40] <CrazyFace> hiyo
[01:40] <`Kaz> woah woah...
[01:40] <CrazyFace> what is this crazy place
[01:40] <`Kaz> CrazyFace?
[01:40] <`Kaz> Im sorry, how is that a name?
[01:40] <`Kaz> That's more of an abstract idea
[01:41] <Codyman> good question
[01:41] <Sair> In January 2008... Meet... CRAZYFACE
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[01:41] <CrazyFace> what's a Kaz?
[01:41] <Codyman> what is this crazy place?
[01:42] <Serpico> I'd like some grilled ham please
[01:42] <Sair> perhaps its a crazy train
[01:42] <Serpico> with a Tennets chaser
[01:42] <`Kaz> ....what the fuck
[01:42] <`Kaz> Who are you people
06[01:42] * Teu_32 sings Crazy train at the top of her lungs
[01:42] <`Kaz> Sair, are you watching the door?
[01:42] <CrazyFace> i dunno escapees from the womb
[01:42] <Sair> hell no
[01:42] <Serpico> who are what people?
[01:42] <Sair> though I can tell you that Teu is apparently pretending to be a
girl.
[01:42] <`Kaz> What do I pay you for then?
06[01:42] * CrazyFace starts breaking shit
[01:42] <`Vaughan> !lookup serpico
[01:42] <MrBot> No results found.
[01:42] <`Kaz> Oh no, not more pretend girls
[01:43] <Sair> yeah
[01:43] <Codyman> teu is a girl who pretends to be a man
[01:43] <Sair> its Jack all over again
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[01:43] <Teu_32> um Sair i am a girl
[01:43] <cliffster> sup
[01:43] <Codyman> heh, it's like cheers now
[01:43] <CrazyFace> NORM!!!
[01:43] <Teu_32> my name is Elisabeth
[01:43] <Sair> Sure you are, BOB
[01:43] <Codyman> and she's 32
[01:43] <cliffster> bullshit, Teui
[01:43] <Teu_32> what
[01:43] <cliffster> did i stutter?
[01:43] <Codyman> Bombs Over Bahgdad!
[01:44] <Teu_32> I Am a female
[01:44] <`Kaz> which time?
[01:44] <`Kaz> 91 or now
[01:44] <CrazyFace> chicks don't hang out online
[01:44] <Sair> isn't that an offspring song
[01:44] <Codyman> nope
[01:44] <Codyman> Outkast
[01:44] <Sair> well shit
06[01:44] * cliffster whistles and says, "Next time, drop the nick"
[01:44] <cliffster> yea yea
[01:44] <`Josh> ok, lay off her.
[01:44] <cliffster> so I forgot
[01:44] <Sair> they have some bahgdad song
[01:44] <cliffster> fuck you
03[01:45] * X sets mode: +o `Josh
06[01:45] * CrazyFace feels a fight a brewin'
[01:45] <`Vaughan> Teu's a member; who the hell are the rest?
[01:45] <`Josh> fuck you he says..
06[01:45] * `Josh nods
01[01:45] <HeavyAFK> hehe
03[01:45] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*Confused@*.dc.dc.cox.net
03[01:45] * cliffster was kicked by `Josh (bye)
[01:45] <`Josh> Anyone else?
06[01:45] * CrazyFace points to X
[01:45] <Sair> the hell
[01:45] <Sair> Kaz, Josh is speaking
[01:45] <Sair> what did you do
[01:45] <CrazyFace> lol
[01:46] <Teu_32> hi Josh
[01:46] <Sair> did you read an ancient evil book
[01:46] <Serpico> I'm undercover
[01:46] <`Kaz> Josh has learned well from the Teachings of Kaz
[01:46] <`Kaz> I read lots of those actually
[01:46] <CrazyFace> what is a kaz anyways?
[01:46] <`Kaz> I even wrote a few
[01:46] <CrazyFace> like.. pez?
01[01:46] <HeavyAFK> Kaz is King, you will bow
03[01:46] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Kaz (This is a Kaz, that is a Kaz, you are
not a Kaz, goodbye!)
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[01:47] <Sair> did you just call Kaz Ewe Boll?
06[01:47] * CrazyFace coughs uncomfortably.. "I think i just had sex somehow"
06[01:47] * CrazyFace returns kaz's boot
[01:47] <Sair> Unlikely.
03[01:47] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*dementedd@*.31.121.70.cfl.res.rr.com
03[01:47] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Josh (You'll never know what sex is.)
[01:48] <Sair> seriously, what is this
[01:48] <`Josh> Are we done with being fucking stupid tonite?>
[01:48] <Codyman> lol
[01:48] <Sair> I'm frightened and confused
06[01:48] * Serpico once saw a man looking like MC Hammer got hung
[01:48] <Serpico> it stuck with me
[01:49] <`Josh> Now.. there remains two questions I need to ask.
[01:49] <`Josh> 1. Who were the asshats I just banned?
[01:49] <`Josh> 2. Who the fuck is serpico ?
[01:49] <`Kaz> You missed one
03[01:49] * `Kaz sets mode: +b *!*@TheShane.users.undernet.org
[01:49] <Sair> I MISSED YOUR FACE
03[01:50] * Serpico was kicked by `Kaz (Y HALLO THAR!)
