Another drunk Cody moment:
<Codyman> I stayed in cause like, this girl wanted me for f *cvcking sex, but I refuse to be a toy
<Codyman> and she just wants me as a toy....fkc that, I toy with girls,I refuse to be a toy
<Codyman> still mnot a toy
<Codyman> wolrd spining
<`Kaz> Mike you better be quoting
<Codyman> i am totall y wpolrcd spinning
<Codyman> yp ijng hard
<Codyman> md 20=20 hitiing ethe suystem
<Codyman> 4bottles
<Codyman> found md 20/2=
<Codyman> hjyug vgfyr5 yt65yt
<Codyman> not A A5TYUTOY
<Codyman> LKOMGN LIV E THE RELVEOL SQUAdon~!
<Codyman> longn liujve the relve ioms0cdjaenfpwakvjpJmvbpqa!
<`Kaz> word up
<Codyman> shik is gay , rahj is gay,h hsahahaqhaha!
<Codyman> rahj likes dudes
<Codyman> i gicve me maybe 5 kminutes befire passo ut
<Codyman> pasoyur oie thri2w up
<Codyman> LONG LIVE THE REL;VE SQUAEONDA~
<COL-Mike> he turns into that one dude, you know, the annoying one, when he's drunk
<Codyman> don;t be that guy
<Codyman> no, usuall yI'm stealing, fighting, or making fun of others, but I'm ato ohome, so I don't have much to steal, ifgight or make fun of
<Codyman> an d there are no womewn rhwew eirthwe'r
<COL-Mike> Dude, that's sweet
<Codyman> can't reand anymore, s;ee[y time, bye
<Codyman> lnb live the vrelberl squyadorns!
<COL-Mike> Viva gorditas!
<Codyman> 1maddog 20/2-nrulea
<COL-Mike> And it's all quoted
<COL-Mike> even sorted vaguely into train of thought/topic
<COL-Mike> now, i shall go to shikkie's lame ass quotes database and add them
<Codyman> lol, I love teaching my students fake things
<Codyman> Fourth of Jew Lies
<Codyman> lol
<`Dismal`> ...haha
<Codyman> japanese people are so racist they can totally believe it too
<Codyman> we had our lifeguard banquet, which happens to be across the bay from where we work, about 3+ miles from where we live
<Codyman> after the banquet me and this other guy decided we'd cash in on the "swim home from the banquet" joke
<Codyman> so we did, no problem, hard swim, but we're fuck'n ocean lifeguards
<Codyman> we get to the barracks, shower, etc
<Codyman> then we find out that 50+ some police officers, coast guard helicopters, NYPD dive team, boats, etc, etc, are coming the entire bay for us.....
<Codyman> we've pissed off so damn many people
<Codyman> so like, we had an awesome swim, it was hard as hell and insane, and we felt all good about it, but now they're all pissed at us
<Codyman> just remember the first rule of the RS: don't sleep with any woman in the RS
<Shinagami101> when im older and in it for 10 Years possibly
<`Kaz> yeah
<`Kaz> It fucks you up
<Shinagami101> i wouldnt anyway :P
<`Kaz> yeah man I wasnt going to either
<Codyman> you say that now, but sometimes they just drive up to your door and try to fuck you
<Codyman> spyder tore like a swath of destruction across the continental US
* Shinagami101 gets out a notepad and starts taking notes
<Shinagami101> do go on
<Codyman> some of their vaginas have been known to swallow entire souls
<Codyman> you know what I always find funny about Xmen (movie)....professor X and Magneto are gay in real life, and it's all I really ponder when I see them interact in the movie
<Codyman> it's just kinda funny
<`Kaz> yeah but he's totally married with kids
<`Kaz> So...I donno, how does that work
<Codyman> I dunno, I ain't his therapist
<`Kaz> Where'd you get that professor x was gay?
<`Gunman> Yeah, where?
<Codyman> i dunno, my gay friend told me that once, figured he'd know as well as anyone really
<`Gunman> pfff
<`Kaz> Magneto is but that's common knowledge
<Codyman> dammit, don't destroy my dreams about two old gay dudes going at it
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[17:55] <Codyman> i mean, boobs, zombies, and sharks
[17:55] <Codyman> all in one scene
[17:55] <Codyman> can anyone really beat that?
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<Codyman> the AF is much like what I'd imagine having anal sex with a horse would be like
<Codyman> long, painful, and ungratifying, also somewhat confusing and complicated
<Codyman> what's up people?
<`Darkov> de nada.... other than Los is going X-rated with Alty, and Wyvern is trying the impossible :P
<Codyman> sounds like the usual
<Codyman> i teach people knowledge
<`PM> Work is what you do as a means to the end
<Codyman> but it's gay
<`PM> You teach them gay knowledge?
<`PM> I'd like to see one of those classes.
Friday Night - Saturday Morning (7th/8th Dec) Madness in the B&G
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03[01:39] * CrazyFace has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:40] <CrazyFace> hiyo
[01:40] <`Kaz> woah woah...
[01:40] <CrazyFace> what is this crazy place
[01:40] <`Kaz> CrazyFace?
[01:40] <`Kaz> Im sorry, how is that a name?
[01:40] <`Kaz> That's more of an abstract idea
[01:41] <Codyman> good question
[01:41] <Sair> In January 2008... Meet... CRAZYFACE
03[01:41] * Serpico has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:41] <CrazyFace> what's a Kaz?
[01:41] <Codyman> what is this crazy place?
[01:42] <Serpico> I'd like some grilled ham please
[01:42] <Sair> perhaps its a crazy train
[01:42] <Serpico> with a Tennets chaser
[01:42] <`Kaz> ....what the fuck
[01:42] <`Kaz> Who are you people
06[01:42] * Teu_32 sings Crazy train at the top of her lungs
[01:42] <`Kaz> Sair, are you watching the door?
[01:42] <CrazyFace> i dunno escapees from the womb
[01:42] <Sair> hell no
[01:42] <Serpico> who are what people?
[01:42] <Sair> though I can tell you that Teu is apparently pretending to be a
girl.
[01:42] <`Kaz> What do I pay you for then?
06[01:42] * CrazyFace starts breaking shit
[01:42] <`Vaughan> !lookup serpico
[01:42] <MrBot> No results found.
[01:42] <`Kaz> Oh no, not more pretend girls
[01:43] <Sair> yeah
[01:43] <Codyman> teu is a girl who pretends to be a man
[01:43] <Sair> its Jack all over again
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[01:43] <Teu_32> um Sair i am a girl
[01:43] <cliffster> sup
[01:43] <Codyman> heh, it's like cheers now
[01:43] <CrazyFace> NORM!!!
[01:43] <Teu_32> my name is Elisabeth
[01:43] <Sair> Sure you are, BOB
[01:43] <Codyman> and she's 32
[01:43] <cliffster> bullshit, Teui
[01:43] <Teu_32> what
[01:43] <cliffster> did i stutter?
[01:43] <Codyman> Bombs Over Bahgdad!
[01:44] <Teu_32> I Am a female
[01:44] <`Kaz> which time?
[01:44] <`Kaz> 91 or now
[01:44] <CrazyFace> chicks don't hang out online
[01:44] <Sair> isn't that an offspring song
[01:44] <Codyman> nope
[01:44] <Codyman> Outkast
[01:44] <Sair> well shit
06[01:44] * cliffster whistles and says, "Next time, drop the nick"
[01:44] <cliffster> yea yea
[01:44] <`Josh> ok, lay off her.
[01:44] <cliffster> so I forgot
[01:44] <Sair> they have some bahgdad song
[01:44] <cliffster> fuck you
03[01:45] * X sets mode: +o `Josh
06[01:45] * CrazyFace feels a fight a brewin'
[01:45] <`Vaughan> Teu's a member; who the hell are the rest?
[01:45] <`Josh> fuck you he says..
06[01:45] * `Josh nods
01[01:45] <HeavyAFK> hehe
03[01:45] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*Confused@*.dc.dc.cox.net
03[01:45] * cliffster was kicked by `Josh (bye)
[01:45] <`Josh> Anyone else?
06[01:45] * CrazyFace points to X
[01:45] <Sair> the hell
[01:45] <Sair> Kaz, Josh is speaking
[01:45] <Sair> what did you do
[01:45] <CrazyFace> lol
[01:46] <Teu_32> hi Josh
[01:46] <Sair> did you read an ancient evil book
[01:46] <Serpico> I'm undercover
[01:46] <`Kaz> Josh has learned well from the Teachings of Kaz
[01:46] <`Kaz> I read lots of those actually
[01:46] <CrazyFace> what is a kaz anyways?
[01:46] <`Kaz> I even wrote a few
[01:46] <CrazyFace> like.. pez?
01[01:46] <HeavyAFK> Kaz is King, you will bow
03[01:46] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Kaz (This is a Kaz, that is a Kaz, you are
not a Kaz, goodbye!)
03[01:46] * CrazyFace has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:47] <Sair> did you just call Kaz Ewe Boll?
06[01:47] * CrazyFace coughs uncomfortably.. "I think i just had sex somehow"
06[01:47] * CrazyFace returns kaz's boot
[01:47] <Sair> Unlikely.
03[01:47] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*dementedd@*.31.121.70.cfl.res.rr.com
03[01:47] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Josh (You'll never know what sex is.)
[01:48] <Sair> seriously, what is this
[01:48] <`Josh> Are we done with being fucking stupid tonite?>
[01:48] <Codyman> lol
[01:48] <Sair> I'm frightened and confused
06[01:48] * Serpico once saw a man looking like MC Hammer got hung
[01:48] <Serpico> it stuck with me
[01:49] <`Josh> Now.. there remains two questions I need to ask.
[01:49] <`Josh> 1. Who were the asshats I just banned?
[01:49] <`Josh> 2. Who the fuck is serpico ?
[01:49] <`Kaz> You missed one
03[01:49] * `Kaz sets mode: +b *!*@TheShane.users.undernet.org
[01:49] <Sair> I MISSED YOUR FACE
03[01:50] * Serpico was kicked by `Kaz (Y HALLO THAR!)
<Codyman> you know it's been a good night when you spend the remaining moments of your evening talking to a wasted elderly gas station attendent in a bar...
<Codyman> It's a good thing you've learned latin. Because when the undead people of long dead empires rise again to take over the world, you'll be able to talk to them as they eat your brains
