11:49:07 PM <Cay-Qel> Hmmm... Randy... my sister is sitting on my couch.
11:49:15 PM <Randy`> Oh?
11:49:17 PM <Cay-Qel> The couch that Theresa and I had fun on yesterday....
11:49:21 PM <Cay-Qel> Should I tell her?
11:49:21 PM <Randy`> lmao
11:49:25 PM <Randy`> Yes :-P
11:49:31 PM <Cay-Qel> Ok, brb. :-P
11:51:12 PM <Cay-Qel> lmfao
11:51:55 PM <Cay-Qel> I went downstairs, Emily looked at me. "You might wanna sit on a chair or something, I'm not sure the couch is exactly clean." "What'd you do, f*ck on it?" Silence from me. "Ew! Oh my god!"
10:24:14 AM *** Reabel (~ryanreabe@64-235-207-3.broadband.ripnet.com) has joined #allegience
10:24:19 AM <Reabel> heh
10:24:59 AM <Reabel> muahahhaha
10:25:29 AM <Reabel> i have found the super-secret hideout of the evil genious Michael Raven
10:25:58 AM <Cay-Qel> It's 'genius'
10:26:16 AM *** X sets mode: +b *!*ryanreabe@*.broadband.ripnet.com
10:26:16 AM *** Reabel was kicked by X ((CayQel) Stoopid)
<Aidyn> You measured?
<Cay-Qel> Yes, I measured.
<Toran> I shouldn't be laughing
<Cay-Qel> You've done it too, eh?
<Toran> I measured today :-P
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Aidyn> ..not that easy for me, grr...need one of the bendable rulers.
<Aidyn> ...err...shit. Meant to put that in pm...
<Cay-Qel> ...your dick is crooked?
<Aidyn> ....
<+`Zek> Hey Vason, ever seen me sim?
<@Vason> Hmmm....I don't think so
<+`Zek> cause I'm a good role model for every simmer
<@BGN_Randy> lmfao
<+`Zek> what Randy?
* @Cay-Qel glances at the Zek-owned pile of corpses.
<+`Zek> hey its only 3...I think
<@BGN_Randy> make that three and a half :-P
<@Cay-Qel> Heh. Between you and Aidyn, I think the two of you have the most deaths in the ABG.
<+`Zek> umm mine just dissapeared?
11:14:32 PM <Markus_J> Markus can do what?
11:14:42 PM <Lurescz_V> stand on one leg and cover one eye
11:14:45 PM <Markus_J> I CAN!
11:14:51 PM <Lurescz_V> therefore showing us all what a true buttpirate looks like.
11:14:53 PM <Markus_J> ..lulz!
11:14:55 PM <Lurescz_V> OH!
11:14:57 PM <Lurescz_V> BURN!
11:14:57 PM <Teu> lol
11:15:00 PM * Lurescz_V sizzles. :P
11:15:03 PM * Cay-Qel gives Markus some ice
11:15:05 PM <Markus_J> By showing you a mirror, James?
11:15:18 PM <Lurescz_V> no, but doing the above action, blockhead. keep up, willya? :P
11:15:37 PM <Markus_J> Neg. That would require I take it in the pooper. Thus, I am no buttpirate, cockslurper.
11:16:03 PM <Teu> Now i want steak
<@Randy-sensei> Vietnam uses Dongs as currency
<@Randy-sensei> 1 dong = 100 xu
* @Randy-sensei offers Sconn a dong for a loaf of bread.
<@Sconn> No, is two dong loaf of bread!
<@Randy-sensei> One and half dong!
<@Sconn> No half dong! Two dong or no dong!
<@Randy-sensei> Then no dong loaf of bread!
<@Sconn> Just for that, I sell him bread for one dong!
<@Sconn> One dong loaf!
<@Randy-sensei> I give you one dong!
<Triani> Cay!
<@Cay-Qel> Tri!
<@Sconn> No, for you price is two dong!
<@Randy-sensei> One dong!
<@Sconn> I said two dong, that final price, capitalist pig dog!
* @Randy-sensei gives Sconn two dong
* @Sconn gives Randy bread.
* @Randy-sensei cheers
<@Sconn> I got two dong for one dong loaf of bread!
<@Sconn> I shrewd dong business man!
<@Jagged> ...
<LCable> Yeah, you're my female dog now.
<mirei-jo> so i shall smite any who joke of his mother
* mirei-jo pads over to him and licks his feet shaking her bottom high to him
<mirei-jo> Master Master Master
<Codyman> yeah, viking, gay people, and puppies all like rainbows apparently
<`Kaz> I think Im going to sue the gay people
<`Kaz> Rainbows should be for everyone
<`Kaz> But they went and made rainbows gay
<mirei-jo> so its coffee, your ceareal and oral sex every morning at your desk Sir?
<LCable> I didn't mean a literal dog.
<`Kaz> Cable doesn't have a desk
<LGN_Raven> anyone from Ninjin task force up for an EaW match? ;)
<Cay-Qel> He doesn't even have a bed.
<mirei-jo> is his office still the mens latrine?
<`Kaz> The RS doesn't actually budget any RF offices
<`Kaz> We have to make sheet forts
<Markus_J> lol
<LCable> Indeed, Cable has no desk.
<`Tarax`> only his pants
<LCable> He does not have pants either.
<Cay-Qel> So, he wants the coffee and cereal in his pants?
<mirei-jo> *moves to infront of cable and gets on all fours turning sideways straightening her back so he may use her for a table
<Codyman> raven, there are probably some ninjin folks on Xfire, I'll check
<`Tarax`> hm
<`JK_Rich> wow
<`JK_Rich> just...wow
<LGN_Raven> ya, I don't have Xfire
<`JK_Rich> I start reading the channel and....and....yeah. heheh
<`Tarax`> hah
<`Kaz> haha
<`Kaz> Im so glad Im not RFCO
<Codyman> I'll see whose on and maybe you can grab their in EaW names
<`Tarax`> Cable doesn't have pants... Mirei's on all fours in front of him... hm. interesting
<LCable> ...
<LGN_Raven> sounds great, Cody
<LCable> I didn't ask for this.
<`Tarax`> hahaha
<Markus_J> LOL
<`Kaz> well take a LOA then
<LCable> All I wanted was coffee.
<`Kaz> Then Ill take one
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<`Kaz> Then she'll be all over Sair
* mirei-jo raises up kneeling on her heels thighs parted her hands palm up on her thighs her eyes to Cables feet her back straight and head high, "command me oh great Master give this kajir purpose for being, give her Your great magestic presence oh lord whom this girls breathes are only allowed by His grace"
<LCable> Uhh...
<LCable> I'm LOA.
