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<Kell_Horn> who's the sexy biatch? <Cay-Qel> it's Nachos <Sxybiatch> a hot 18 yr old girl <Kell_Horn> nachos is a hot 18 year old girl? damn... <Kell_Horn> brings whole new meaning to eating nachos with cheese...<Cay-Qel> could've fooled me....
• CMR_Randy nods and moves to dock with the War Frigate
* Cay-Qel fires at the same three
<CMR_Randy> CMR_Randy: 6D6+2 -- 6 3 6 2 6 4 +2 -- Total: 63 Bonus: 34
<Borsk> you haveth the...PINK EYE! :P
<`Jester> Apoc: Don't stick your finger in it
<COL_Apoc> ROFL!
<Cay-Qel> ty
* COL_Apoc looks at Shik
<COL_Apoc> LOL!
<COL_Apoc> Well, I think the cause of the injury was pink...but you know, not sure it was kinda dark.
<ADM-Shik> lol
<ADM-Shik> LROFLASFFF
<ADM-Shik> you shoulda got a good look at it
<COL_Apoc> Dude, it was right in my eye. I couldn't get a good light view :-P
<ADM-Shik> heh
<ADM-Shik> what if it managed to be a few inches lower and centered? :P
<COL_Apoc> Well...then maybe,
<`Jester> You should tell Sconn to be more careful about where he shoves his wang
<COL_Apoc> but its a moot point :-P
<COL_Apoc> Jest...not a wang.
* COL_Apoc looks around
<COL_Apoc> and not a cunt either.
<Borsk> Kettch ignites his saber, impales Cay and then bites off his wang :P <CMR_Randy> <Bob Dole> *Gets the lube and mounts Cay's ass* PH34R //Y /!46R4!!!!!!!! * Cay-Qel absorbs the saber blade...then screams in agony as he loses his wang and then screams again as Dole starts ass raping him
<BeanyCook> Shan, you bouncy today?
<Kel-Shan> Um...
<CMR_Randy> .....lol Bean
<Kel-Shan> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* CMR_Randy falls over giggling
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Eric_w> lol
* Kel-Shan (both of us) fall over laughing
<CMR_Randy> Great timing :P
* Owain twitches.
* CMR_Randy wipes a tear from his eye :P
<Kel-Shan> rofl...Shan is crying cause she's laughin so hard.
[23:00] <`Davery> So Jan, what brings you to these hours to rub shoulders with the unmentionable dregs of RS society? :P
[23:00] <Jan-lo> I had to kick back and see some silliness after a tough mission. :P
[23:00] <Tag> ...Dave, since when are we the dregs?
[23:00] <Kerensky> ....thank you, dave, for restating my question in such a way that made it utterly boring
[23:00] * Tag holds a blaster under Dave's chin.
[23:01] <Jan-lo> ...
[23:01] <`Davery> Case in point
[23:01] <`Davery> Erin holds a "blaster" under my chin
[23:01] <`Davery> Like I was saying :P
[23:01] <Cay-Qel> lol
[23:01] <Kirghy> There's an easier way.
[23:01] <Jan-lo> He's got a point, Tag. ;)
[23:01] * Kirghy kicks Dave in the shins
[23:01] <Jan-lo> ...
[23:01] <Jan-lo> Stop beating up my wingman.
[23:01] <Kerensky> Dave's your wingman?
[23:01] * `Davery kills Kirghy
[23:02] <`Davery> Isn't it ironic? :P
[23:02] <Jan-lo> If Ghost ever gets started. :P
[23:02] <Sconn> Dave's my bitch.
[23:02] * Tag sits the old man in his chair and gives him his cane and his medication.
[23:02] <Cay-Qel> of course...remember when she did it with him and...uhhh...Face, I think
[23:02] <Tag> Raptorpoo and I flew together.
[23:02] <Cay-Qel> :-P
[23:02] * Jan-lo steals the cane and gives the medication to Entropy
[23:02] <`Davery> wasn't me
[23:02] <Tag> It was an interesting experience.
[23:02] *** Kirghy is now known as GhostKirg
[23:02] <GhostKirg> Dang it Dave
[23:02] <`Davery> We flew together?
[23:02] <Kerensky> jan, you poor soul
[23:02] *** Cay-Qel is now known as GhostElvn
[23:02] <Kerensky> you will be dying first mission, because your wingman's arthritis kicked in
[23:02] * Jan-lo hits Kirghy's respawn button
[23:02] <Jan-lo> rofl
[23:02] *** GhostKirg is now known as Kirghy
[23:02] <Kirghy> lol
[23:02] *** GhostElvn is now known as GhostCay
[23:03] <Tag> The senility, too.
<Akar> And now, laddies and gents, we'd like to introduce our next in men's cologne! The sweat and stuff that Columbus once..uh, sweated, is now mixed in a ottle! I present..Christopher Cologne!!! :P
<Himm> lol
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Cephy> nother lol
<Cephy> *another
<`Entropy> Very nice job Chrys. You made Ceph and Himm's English look good :P
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Himm> ROFL
<Cephy> LAMO
<`Entropy> Lamo?
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
<Cay-Qel> :-P
<Cephisus> let's slap Gab!!!
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
<Cay-Qel> yeah!
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
<Cephisus> LOL
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Gabrich slaps Ceph with his dick and repents as he sees the bloody shapeless mass that is all that is left of Ceph
* `Entropy renames Gab "Bubbles" and stuffs Jan in the bacta tank with him.
<Jan-lo> O_O
<Cay-Qel> lol!!!
<Licah> heh
<Gabrich> ........lol
<Licah> You know what to do Jan
<Cay-Qel> Go blow some Bubbles, Janny :-P
<Jan-lo> Yes, I will kill you all.
<Jan-lo> The lot of you. All. Kill dead. :P
<LCL_Randy> Shik
<LCL_Randy> For most people that would be a small, one handed weapon to begin with :-P
<Shikizzle> DoomWang
<LCL_Randy> Anyway Shik
<LCL_Randy> DoomCock sounds more harsh
<Shikizzle> DoomCock makes me think of an evil chicken though
<Shikizzle> like DoomCock's adventures against the evil KFC empire
<LCL_Randy> Hmmm
<LCL_Randy> DOOM COCK MEETS DOOM CUNT IN AN EPIC BATTLE!
<LCL_Randy> WHO SHALL TRIUMPH!?
* Shikizzle falls down
<Cay-Qel> DoomCock. DoomCunt will just get speared.
<LCL_Randy> Shik's fallen and he can't get it up :-P
<Shikizzle> DoomCunt: DoomCock will get buried!
<Dorsk> Cay, come comp stomp with us!
<Zak-SCBW> He's busy getting cyber poon from shan
<Cay-Qel> Nah, just talkin'
<Zak-SCBW> so that's what you call it now a days "talkn'", I'm on to your secret code :P
<Dorsk> So what's 'busy'?
<Zak-SCBW> wanking :P
<Cay-Qel> Busy was five minutes ago.
<Zak-SCBW> ...
<Zak-SCBW> Cay, go wash your hands and come on :P
<Dorsk> Use soap please.
<Cay-Qel> I washed my hands 4 minutes ago. :-P
<Dorsk> Do it again.
This is the log as Blast is desperately trying to register #RSPA. Ah, the futility.
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* BlastSWG sighs
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<BlastSWG> Bloody freaking HELL
<BlastSWG> Deltan, you stay online
<BlastSWG> Dont you leave. :P
<`Sean> heh
<BlastSWG> ...now, I could do this right now if Rich were on.
<BlastSWG> But then Rich left.
<BlastSWG> WHY!?!?!
* Deltan hovers his mouse cursor over the 'quit' button and whistles a happy tune
<RedBlade> Do what?
<BlastSWG> Deltan, I know where you live.
<BlastSWG> >:P
<Deltan> Yeah, but do you know where I keep the firearms? :P
<`Entropy> In your pants
<RedBlade> Do it without Rich, I want to know what it is. :P
<BlastSWG> I dont fear firearms. :P
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<`HotShot> X is on in the Bar & Grill. Ask him.
<BlastSWG> X!
<`HotShot> there!
<`Entropy> Use X
<BlastSWG> STAY HERE!
<BlastSWG> ...
<BlastSWG> Someone isnt logged in
<`HotShot> lol
<XtremeAfk> AHHH
*** XtremeAfk is now known as Xtremegen
<Xtremegen> oh
<J_Barnes> Was I supposed to do something?
<Xtremegen> channel
<Xtremegen> no wonder :P
<Xtremegen> I just auto logged
<RedBlade> Hey dont leave us out!
<Xtremegen> wait, they're being added tonight?
<BlastSWG> ...for the love of God, why do they make this process so damned retarded?
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<`HotShot> Because Undernet 0wnz j00!
<`HotShot> ...well, f*ck.
<BlastSWG> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now that's irony when the netsplit just rolls in when things are finally moving. Ah, the wonders of the Undernet; ain't life grand?
5:58:59 PM * Deltan prods Dan with charged end of his/her stun baton
5:59:40 PM <`Dan> what delt?
6:00:00 PM <Deltan> Nothing. Just a random prodding.
6:00:42 PM <`Dan> oh
6:00:52 PM <`Dan> with your male stick or your female stick?
6:00:58 PM <`Dan> erm, stun aton
6:00:58 PM <Cay-Qel> rofl
6:02:11 PM <Deltan> My female stick. It straps on.
