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#1342 (1) - Posted by COL Reabel
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***AFTER A CRAP LOAD OF NET SPLITS***

[21:30] * Now talking in #IBG
[21:30] * Topic is '<Reabel> hell, if i could use my penis as a joystick i prolly would'
[21:30] * Set by `Entropy on Sun May 30 21:13:00
[21:30] <Reabel> yep..
[21:33] * Reabelati has joined #IBG
[21:34] <Reabelati> hey, Brig
[21:34] <Reabelati> wanna roast some marshmellows?
[21:34] <Brig_D> lol
[21:34] <Brig_D> Yeah, sounds good to me
[21:34] * Reabelati gets out the marshmellows
[21:34] <Reabelati> actually...i dont like marshmellows...lol
[21:34] * Reabelati hands Brig the bag
[21:35] * Reabelati gets out some hotdogs for himself
[21:35] <Brig_D> lol
[21:35] <Brig_D> ummm marshmellows
[21:35] <Brig_D> drooling
[21:35] <Reabel> i feel lonely
[21:35] <Reabel> lol
[21:37] <Brig_D> yeah, the room got awefully quiet
[21:37] <Reabel> well..
[21:37] <Reabel> someone needs to stay here and keep the topic
[21:37] <Reabel> keep it waiting for x we must
[21:37] <Brig_D> lol
* Retrieving #IBG modes...
[21:37] <Brig_D> maybe the crew will come back in soon
[21:37] <Reabel> maybe..
[21:38] <Brig_D> hopefully just a technical malfunciton
[21:38] <Reabel> maybe this is a warning from beyond, telling me not to play with myself..

#1343 (0) - Posted by LCL Brig Dolaree
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***After an hour long discussion, see preceeding quotes, the following was said in #IBG***

<Dineer> you have been immortalized, Jed.
<Reabel> lol
<Reabel> that'd be funny if i somehow ended up running for US president, and someone came upon those quotes..
<Reabel> even though its not possible
<Brig_D> just added the latest quote, boy I picked the right day for irc
<Reabel> id immediately be booted out
<Dineer> yeah. uh. Brig. i had already added that one. =P
<Brig_D> we probably did it at the same time lol
<Dineer> oh well.
<`Entropy> No, you wouldn't. You'd fit in perfectly with all the rest of the idiots we've had as presidents.
<Reabel> ah
<Brig_D> hey, when it is worthy of 2 people quoting ;) might as well quote it
<Dineer> point.
<Reabel> there should be a medal for most involved in a quote..
<Reabel> lol
<Brig_D> lol
<Brig_D> i am certain there is a medal for contributing to furthering the RS, now to just argue that some of these quotes further the RS ;)

#581 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Tobian "Beany" Kentaas
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<`Mak> Briggs stop sucking the CO <`Mak> oops <LT_Briggs> what? <`Mak> *up to

#582 () - Posted by MAJ Marshall Briggs
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<LT_Briggs> so sconn does sentinel need a heavy gunner, (from light repeter, to heavy repeter)
<LCM-Sconn> Yeah, we could use someone to carry a big gun, Briggs. Not that I trust you with anything more dangerous than string, but

#895 (-1) - Posted by MAJ Marshall Briggs
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<Capn_Mak> its nice to see you again.
<Capn_Mak> I have a mission for you.
<LT_Briggs> <sorry no sexual favors>

#896 () - Posted by MAJ Marshall Briggs
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<LT_Briggs> sorry i dont live in the crack whore district <Sconn> Briggs, Mak, you both live in F*cking IOWA. There IS no crack whore district.
<Capn_Mak> ur the crack whore sconn <Vender> Plenty of crack though, Sconn. ;)

#912 (-1) - Posted by MAJ Marshall Briggs
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<LT_Briggs> so sconn what did you script? that makes you so good?
<Sconn> Heh. I've rewritten IRC to my own twisted desires.
<LT2_Davin> obviously
<LT_Briggs> ah sh*t, not again

#923 () - Posted by MAJ Marshall Briggs
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<TyrinDrax> Yes, one of them is an idiot, the other is...tolerable
<LT_Briggs> thanks drax
<Capn_Mak> f*ck off drax
<TyrinDrax> And they prove which is which ;)

#938 (0) - Posted by MAJ Marshall Briggs
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<Capn_Mak> im the co of makfleet
<LT_Briggs> delusions... some peeople have them, others reveil in them
<B_Jynzer> and I'm Kris Kringle
<Capn_Mak> cool

#951 (1) - Posted by MAJ Marshall Briggs
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<RS_Randy> heh, I seriously don't know, Briggs
<RS_Randy> Brigga what?
<RS_Randy> Brigga who?
<RS_Randy> Brigga me?
<RS_Randy> No, Brigga u :P
<LT_Briggs> lol
<LT_Briggs> in my mental state right now randy thats not all that funny
<RS_Randy> heh
<RS_Randy> Sorry Briggs
<LT_Briggs> no problem

#1308 (1) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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*** Brigateen is now known as Brigdrink
*** Brigdrink is now known as Brigdrunk

#1336 (3) - Posted by LCL Brig Dolaree
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<Brig_D> you know, i was surfing the other day, and someone actually has written a document arguing that the ewoks had gone extinct on Endor due to the Death Star exploding
<Dineer> i've read that.. lol
<Brig_D> and had written it based on multiple theories of what happened.
<Dineer> makes sense to me.
<Brig_D> Well, one thing that didnt make sense to me
<Dineer> i never liked the little tree-huggers that much, anyway.
<Dineer> kinda got on my nerves.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> The guy was talkigina about all the radiation and xwrays from the blast hitting the planet causing sterility
<Brig_D> now, if that is so, how could Han and Leia have childeren ;)
<Dineer> hehe
<Brig_D> I would agree with the debrees posibly causing smomething akin to nuclear winter
<Dineer> well.. it takes a good bit of radiation to cause sterility in humans. i'm not sure how the ewoks would hold up.. because.. well.. they're fictional.. =P
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> are they ;) Just because you havent seen a ewok, does that mean they dont exist ROFL
<Dineer> i sure as hell -hope- they are.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Dineer> if i ever hear a "yub yub" while i'm walking down the street, i just may have to kill someone.
* XtremeAfk (xtremegene@Xtremegene.users.undernet.org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> watch out, we have an ewok in draco, he might come and get you ;)
<Dineer> lol
<Brig_D> at least we did the last time i looked at pilot profiles ROFLOL
<Dineer> does he use little stilts so he can reach the rudder pedals? lol
<Brig_D> I think so ;)
<Dineer> or does he just use midget starfighters?
<Dineer> lmao
<Brig_D> lol
<Dineer> "sorry, sir.. hangar's full." -- "no, no.. we can squeeze one more in. he's an ewok."
<Brig_D> ROFLOL

#1337 (6) - Posted by LCL Brig Dolaree
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<Brig_D> heck, a auto can stay afloat til it fills with water and sinks. The xwing might just be more watertight
<Dineer> right. there are a lot of possibilities, there.
<Reabel> ..
<Dineer> well..
<Dineer> it would just about have to be. =P
<Reabel> the xwing would have to be air tight
<Reabel> wouldnt it?
<Dineer> considering.. y'know.. it flies in space, and all.
<Brig_D> yeah lol
<Reabel> stop stealing my words dineer
<Reabel> :@
<Reabel> lol
<Dineer> lol
<Dineer> yeah. that's a scary thought.
<Dineer> i think i'll just shut up now.
<`Ent-Away> I would certainly HOPE an X-wing is more airtight than a car.
<Reabel> lol
<`Ent-Away> Otherwise, SW would have been 6 movies filled with explosive decompression.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Reabel> lol
<Dineer> ..that would've been interesting enough, actually.
<`Ent-Away> "Luke, use the Force. Let it guide your actions." "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *SPLAT*"
<Brig_D> ROFL LOL ROFL LOL
<Reabel> ...
<Reabel> hey ent
<Dineer> "C'mon baby, hold together." *crunch*
<`Ent-Away> Would sucked to be the tech who had to clean THAT mess out.

#1341 (1) - Posted by CPT Kyle Dineer
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[08:20 PM] * Reabel imagines playing xwa with his penis-stick whule having sex
[08:20 PM] <Brig_D> ROFL
[08:20 PM] <Reabel> that'd be funny...
[08:21 PM] <Reabel> id be ignoring the chick that im screwing, and looking at the monitor ..
[08:21 PM] <Dineer> oh god. what kind of low have we hit now?
[08:21 PM] <Reabel> lol
[08:21 PM] <`Entropy> Dunno, but I'm going back to watching the race.
[08:21 PM] *** `Entropy is now known as `Ent-Away
[08:21 PM] <Brig_D> rofl

#1344 (3) - Posted by LCL Brig Dolaree
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<Reabel> time for a ghost story
<Reabel> i was flying a scouting mission one day...
<Reabel> i was prepared to jump to light speed.
<Reabel> right before i engaged the drives, i heard strange noise, kinda like a mosquitoe flying past your ear
<Reabel> anyways, i went into light speed for about a minute..
<Reabel> when i came out, i was in the middle of this massive battle
<Reabel> ships all over the place, both destroyed and dying
<Reabel> ships that look damn-near impossible.
* Phil_Dark (Yavin@host217-43-67-148.range217-43.btcentralplus.com) has
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<Reabel> anyways i decided to jump back to light speed, heading back to the base..
<Reabel> the weird thing is...when i got back...nothing was there..
<Reabel> the coordinates were right and everything, but nothing was there..
<Reabel> all of a sudden, this gigantic ship dropped out of light speed...
<Reabel> it was weird...the ship looked like an up-side-down spoon
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<Reabel> it fired some weird weapon at me..
<Reabel> there was a Bright light
<Reabel> then all of a sudden i was back
<Brig_D> and then what happened
<Reabel> everything was there...
<Reabel> and when i checked in, everyone was like .. "where the hell have you been?"
<Reabel> they said i was gone for 3 weeks
<Reabel> it felt like 10 minutes
<Brig_D> that is strange
<Reabel> and...even weirder...i gained 20 pounds
<Brig_D> !!!
* Reabelati (~ryanreabe@64-235-207-135.broadband.ripnet.com) Quit (Quit: System Flood)
<Reabel> i analuzed my droid a bit, looked at the data..
<Reabel> seems that i over shot my exit point, and shot throught a star..
<Reabel> it was some really weird data i found..
<Brig_D> it sounds like it
<Reabel> like...it seems like i was sent to another galxy..
<Reabel> galaxy*
<Reabel> and also..
<Reabel> the sensor readings i found about that ship..
<Reabel> on the top of the ship, there was a name..
<Reabel> uss enterprise...
<Reabel> weird eh?
<Reabel> i still dont know what that buzzing noise was..
<Brig_D> very wierd
<Reabel> makes ya think about all those MIA people..
<Reabel> what really happened to them

#1345 (3) - Posted by LCL Brig Dolaree
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<Dineer> my friends and i used to play SWRPG all the time.
<Dineer> and one of my friends, this crazy guy that was usually tripping on shrooms, always played these crazy characters..
<Dineer> so this one game.. he had an Ewok character, and his Ewok was a Jedi Knight.. emphasizing in telepathy and mind control. that sort of thing.
<Dineer> so he could pretty much make anyone do whatever he wanted. so..
<Dineer> we were being chased by these stormtroopers and he took control of -all- of them. all five of them.
<Dineer> and we had our own stormtrooper unit.
<Brig_D> lol
<Reabel8> lol
<Dineer> so he gets up on the shoulders of one of his troopers, raises his little staff in the air..and says.. "I am a GOD! I am your small, fuzzy god!"
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Dineer> and he made the stormtroopers get on their knees and bow to him.

#1352 (2) - Posted by LCL Brig Dolaree
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From a side disscussion in #IBG during the chat with Aaron Allston.

<`Daryus> Hey Din, another od your questions is up
<Dineer> lol
<Dineer> wow. i was just kidding with that one, too.
<`Daryus> lol
<`Daryus> Well we will see what Aaron has to say
<Dineer> "you idiot. shut up."
<Dineer> =P
<RS_Ton> heh
<`Daryus> lol
* `Daryus laughs at Dineer
<Dineer> what can i say? i'm a laughable guy. =D
<`Daryus> Tis true
<Dineer> [07:49 PM] <Dineer> What are the limits/guidelines as far as introducing new technology to the Star Wars universe?
<Dineer> [07:49 PM] <Dineer> =P
<Dineer> [07:49 PM] <Sconn> Damn, you've got a lot of questions. They're all good ones though. Keep it up.
<Dineer> lol
<Tallon> Would you like a trophy?
<Jagged> heh
* `Daryus steps up to the podium
<Brig_D> lol
<Jagged> }--|???|--{ <-- medal of questioning
<Brig_D> rofl
<`Daryus> "For his large numger of questions, I hereby award the Medal of Questioning to Dineer! COme up here chap and give us a speach
<`Daryus> *number
* Dineer steps up and glances around
* Jagged adds it to his Roster profile :p
<Dineer> What the hell did I get this for again?
<Jagged> <Sconn> Damn, you've got a lot of questions. They're all good ones though. Keep it up.
<Jagged> You're entitled, sir!
<Dineer> ..joke. it was a joke. =P
<Dineer> lol
<Jagged> :p
<Brig_D> careful, it might end up as a quote my friend ;)
<Dineer> uh oh.. lol
* `Daryus pins the newest minted medal to Dineer's chest, and then salutes him
* Dineer returns it.. lol
<Dineer> the salute, not the medal. that thing's -mine-. =P
<`Daryus> lol
* Reabel denies that medal being created
<Reabel> :P
<Reabel> jk
<Dineer> i've got a few more on the conveyor belt.. maybe they'll get asked. =P
* `Daryus turns back to the podium. "Now I want to award the hard-ass award to none other then Ent!
<`Daryus> lol
<Reabel> ..
* Reabel gives "the most awarding" award to Daryus
<`Daryus> LOL
<`Daryus> Smart-alec
* `Daryus slaps Reabel with his award

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