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#241 (7) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Ater> AHHH!!! they changed the site around again!
<Trace-> yeah, so?
<Ater> It bothers me that shik has that much free time.

#639 (1) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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(RaanduLOA) Dammit some bozo keep sending me nekkid Britany Spears pics <Ater> ....... <LGN-Shik> ... <Ater> And you're complaining? <LGN-Shik> :RaanduLOA: and that's a bad thing?

#385 (2) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<Ater> I'm making this public! Los Has corrupted my Winamp!
<Los> LOL
<Los> ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!
<Ater> It won't stop playing Robbie Williams!

#278 (-1) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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* Keets sits back down on the couch and lays Los in his lap
* Xexre yawns.
<Raandu> and?
* Cpt-Randy beats Raandu down with Ater
<Ater> Stop humping my tree.
<Raandu> Los you're still oped?
<Xexre> Keets, using women to cover your hard-on is not very effective.
<Xexre> Trust me.
<Los> yup
<Raandu> :P
* Raandu pouts
* StrmTroop tackles Keets, making Los fall to the couch by herself
<Keets> shuttup Orny, you'll let everyone know
* Los flashes her op sign at Raandu
* Keets is uncovered
* StrmTroop laughs
* Los bounces on the couch
<Xexre> Considering Los is slowly rising off of your lap...

#248 (4) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<Cpt-Randy> Vender with a zippo... I'm scared <Ater> The man's excited over a lighter...imagine when he gets a car.

#645 (1) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<`Owain> I liked the big pink hole. That was a fun sim. <Lessia> that was funny <Lessia> we all went into Ater's big pink hole <LGN-Shik> ........ <LGN-Shik> i'd rather be in a girls pink hole but..... whatever float's your boat

#91 (4) - Posted by LCL Orian LaCarde
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* `Kaz plays go fish <`Kaz> You got any 3s Orny? <`LCMOrian> Nope. Go fish. <`Kaz> YOU F*CKING CHEAter <`Kaz> YOU LIE!

#422 (1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<`Rave> lAter gays!
<Trace-> type /remote off
<`Rave> *guys
<`Rave> oops :P

#655 (3) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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<Dashy> There's a fly, its hovering above a River. Watching the Fly is a fish, the fish thinks "If that fly drops 6 inches lower, then I'll jump out and eat it! Watching the fish is a bear. THe bear thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it. Watching the bear, is a hunter, behind a bush.
<Dashy> The hunter thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, and I'll jump out and shoot the bear
<Dashy> Watching the hunter is a mouse, the mouse thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, the hunter will shoot the bear and I'll nip out and take the cheese from the hunters lunch box
<Dashy> Watching the mouse is a cat, up in a tree. The cat thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will run out and eat the cheese and I'lljump down and eat the mouse.
<Dashy> 4 seconds lAter the fly drops 6 inches
<Dashy> The fish jumps out, eats the fly, the bears swips and eats the fish, the hunter jumps out and shoots the bear, the mouse pegs it out as fast as his little legs will take him and eats the cheese, and the cats jumps, misses, and falls in the River....
<Dashy> and the moral of the story is?
<Dashy> Whenever a fly drops 6 inches....there will always be wet pussy! Tada, and Dashy joke a la sh*t!

#798 (1) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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* Fion-Semi is playing Kermit and Big Bird Smoking a WAter Bong, but presses forward.

#963 (2) - Posted by LCM Kell Horn
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* `Kyle pokes Apoc. <CMDR_Apoc> what? <`Kyle> do me now <CMDR_Apoc> BUSY! LAter! <RS_Randy> and I asked first, Kyle's can wait * CMDR_Apoc does Kyle now.

#1035 (1) - Posted by CMDR Johnny
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<Jan-lo> Everytime I get hit with cold wAter, I turn into a 14 year old boy.

#1069 (1) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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(`Leitbur) hey Jon, or should we say Mr Drunk?
<`Drunk> definitly Drunkl
<`Drunk> ;)
<`Drunk> ":))
<`Drunk> Hellool
<`Jester> Computers and Alcohol don't mix
<`Drunk> nope even wqAtere
(`Leitbur) yep, and that proves it

#1156 (2) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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* Kelron thinks about Shan's pretty uh...I'll be back in a minute...after de-sticking. <Kelron> GM: The sound of running wAter and grunting is heard, then Kel returns back to his chair with a piece of toilet paper sticking to his boot <Borsk> ... <Ceaniel> ...

#1181 (1) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<Kirghy> I was kinda cruel on the SWFC board. Some SV guy said they were going to kill the RS.
<Kirghy> My response: ::looks at the ORWII results::
<Kirghy> Well, you gotta beat us in something.
<Kirghy> ;)
<Lizzicah> Now they're going to call us cheAters again Kirghy
<Lizzicah> Look what you've gone and done
<Kirghy> heh
<Kirghy> Hey, at least I winked at the end of it.
<Lizzicah> That means they'll call you a child molestor too then
* Kirghy shrugs
<Lizzicah> oh, that happens often?
<Lizzicah> :P
<Kirghy> Not at all.
<Kirghy> I just don't care.
<Kirghy> I leave child molestation to Michael Jackson.

#1213 (4) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<Glytch_> Hell with this. I'm gonna go buy a box of rabbit food and pour it over the side of a bridge. LAter.

#1217 (0) - Posted by MAJ Tarax Eosphoros Kor
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[12:41pm] «LCL_Randy» Dude, I just thought of the perfect form of bio-terrorism.
[12:41pm] «LCL_Randy» Genital herpes in the wAter supply.
[12:41pm] «@Sconn» Just go stick your wang in a wAtertower.

#1317 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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[11:37:54] <LCable> Eww, what if Bukkake was the name of a bottled wAter?
[11:37:59] <Randy> lmao, yes.
[11:38:01] <LCable> "Bukkake: drink every drop."
[11:38:01] <meniond> ack :)

#1361 (3) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<RS_Spokes> lAterz
*** RS_Spokes (Spokes@*.245.131.111.Dial1.Stamford1.Level3.net) Quit <06/19/2004 11:44:15.pm> (Quit: Spokes tosses a few credits on the bar and rolls out...)
<RS_Ton> cya
<Gab_AFK> that was too late, Ton. :P
<DevAzza> I'm off see ya lAter
*** DevAzza (DevAzza@*.liwest.at) Quit <06/19/2004 11:49:57.pm> (Quit)
<RS_Ton> cya

#1409 (1) - Posted by CPT Kyle Dineer
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[04:33 PM] <Himm> I have a file where I write down all those things Licah says, so I can look them up and pretend I kmow stuff lAter on

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