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#1706 (1) - Posted by LCL Naes Draw
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[22:39] * Kirghy has joined #RID
[22:39] <NaesDraw> then I hummed in the mike in my nose
[22:39] <Kirghy> wha...?
[22:39] <NaesDraw> and made the sweet, sweet music
[22:39] <NaesDraw> er.
[22:39] <Kirghy> you're scaring me
[22:40] <NaesDraw> ty

#1704 (2) - Posted by MGN Damon Lightwind
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[21:29] * MrBot is now known as MrPirate
[23:56] * MrPirate is now known as MrBot
[23:58] * MrBot is now known as Sairs_Mom
[00:47] * Sairs_Mom is now known as Humping_Lica
[00:48] * Humping_Lica is now known as MrBot
[00:49] * MrBot is now known as Sair`s_Mom
[01:50] * Sair`s_Mom is now known as MrBot

"Hmmm......either Mrbot has many secret identities or is suffering from an identity crisis."

#1703 (2) - Posted by VA Joshua Hawkins
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<<ADM_Raven>> also what do I want for dinner?
<<Sair>> there's kitties outside!
<<ADM_Raven>> Chinese sounds good

#1702 (1) - Posted by LCL Naes Draw
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<NaesDraw> I want a rating, on a scale of 1-10, 1 being WTF is this shit, and 10 being the bestest evar, of THIS: http://naesdraw.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/nosezelda.wav

<WesBelden> well, lesee, it's 2:37am, and what comes blaring out of my speakers (no doubt to wake my house mates up) ? random noises that sound like a demented kazoo, but, I'm guessing are instead a mic shoved up your nose whilst you hum

<WesBelden> so, instead of, maybe reading, writing, just frickin sleeping, you shoved a mic up your nose :P

<NaesDraw> yes

<NaesDraw> so, it was that good, huh?

#1698 (2) - Posted by LCL Naes Draw
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[12:58] <Cyrel_slp> if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
[12:58] <Cyrel_slp> in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> It's new math!
[13:00] <WesBelden> CyrelMath

#1697 (-4) - Posted by LCL Naes Draw
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[22:56] * NaesDraw heads to his bunk, fires 4 rounds into it, and ZZZZZ's.
[22:56] * NaesDraw is now known as NaesBunk
[22:57] <Kirghy> Good to know it's dead now.
[22:58] <Kirghy> Wonder how we'll explain that to Supply and Procurment.

#1694 (8) - Posted by MGN Damon Lightwind
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Hmm if they only knew about the other drunken misadventures of Josh Hawkins.

[18:55] <`Kaz> Jesus you guys should see Josh drunk, it's epic
[18:55] <`Eric> really
[18:55] <`Kaz> yup
[18:56] <ADM_Raven> omg, rofl
[18:56] <ADM_Raven> yes
[18:57] <`Kaz> he tried to rally a search party for his bottle
[18:57] <ADM_Raven> I'm glad that he didn't find it. He's in bad enough shape as it is right now
[18:57] <`Kaz> lol I can imagine

#1691 (3) - Posted by VA Joshua Hawkins
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-= While playing Raven's Wii =-

<Raven> ANGRY MIKE IS SO ANGRY!!!

#1689 (6) - Posted by VA Joshua Hawkins
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-=While at dinner.. =-

<kaz> I can always tell when your mad at me.
<kailen> Just not when it matters.

#1688 (0) - Posted by FA Kaz Falcion
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A less than sober Josh to Raven: Oh my god, it's Mike! You're Mike! The goddamn Mike!

#1687 (-1) - Posted by FA Kaz Falcion
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Various People: OH MY GOD, BATMAN! TAKE A DRINK!

#1686 (4) - Posted by FA Kaz Falcion
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Kailen: I'm not jelly, I'm JAM, bitch!

#1685 (1) - Posted by COM Kailen
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Nikki: you bitches better eat some fucking donuts...

#1684 (1) - Posted by ADM Michael Raven
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<Kailen> It's FABULOUS.

-=While holding a Jaegarbomb in the middle of the kitchen=-

#1683 (5) - Posted by LCL Swifty Chapple
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[21:13] <`Kaz> Screw China
[21:13] * X sets mode: -o `Josh
[21:13] <`Josh> no thanks, dunno what I'd catch
[21:13] <Markus_J> heh
[21:13] <Swifty> Why are we screwing China again?
[21:14] <Teu> they suck
[21:14] <Swifty> We should at least bring condoms then
[21:14] <Swifty> lest we get a plethora of STDs
[21:14] <NaesDraw> ... :P
[21:16] <Teu> Eeewww

#1682 (5) - Posted by LCL Naes Draw
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[23:57] <Shorra_36> Also, it gave me an excuse to use the phrase "massive, furry Wookiee dong"

#1681 (3) - Posted by LCL Naes Draw
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[16:46] <`Z`> I got koed and put over by the Rabid Womp Rat =(
[16:46] <`Eric> awwww
[16:47] <`Z`> But I am better now.
[16:48] <`Eric> oh, ok.
[16:48] <`Z`> And I'll be even better in about 12 minutes
[16:49] <`Eric> what heppens in 12 mins?
[16:49] <`Eric> happens*
[16:49] <`Dismal`> Surprize sechs?

#1676 (4) - Posted by RA Sienn Sconn
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<RA_Cyrel> The only pleasent thing about warm weather is the lack of clothing some women wear.
<Eric|AFK> there's a down side to that, Cyrel
<RA_Cyrel> I said some women.
<RA_Cyrel> The spherical ones should remain clothed.

#1675 (1) - Posted by MAJ Dismal Dupar
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<Codyman> lol, I love teaching my students fake things
<Codyman> Fourth of Jew Lies
<Codyman> lol
<`Dismal`> ...haha
<Codyman> japanese people are so racist they can totally believe it too

#1674 (10) - Posted by 1LT Remus Qui Nyine
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<`Josh> I can't see out my window it's raining so hard
<`Josh> If I go away I lost power
<Remus|AFK> okay
<Remus|AFK> the following are current severe thinderstorm warnings for Mass see if one of these is your county Josh
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR MIDDLESEX COUNTY, NORFOLK COUNTY, SUFFOLK COUNTY, WORCESTER COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR MIDDLESEX COUNTY, WORCESTER COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING UPDATE FOR ESSEX COUNTY, MIDDLESEX COUNTY, SUFFOLK COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> Marine Alertsback to top
<Remus|AFK> SPECIAL MARINE WARNING FOR BOSTON HARBOR, COASTAL WATERS FROM MERRIMACK RIVER MA OUT 25 NM TO PLYMOUTH MA OUT 40 NM, MA
<Remus|AFK> Special Weather Alertsback to top

<Remus|AFK> yea dude
<`Josh> couldn't fucking tell BY THE STORM OVER MY HEAD
<`Josh> dumbass.
<`Josh> Really, we didn't need you to tell me the obvious.
<Rhuryc> I lol'd.
<Swifty> as did I
<`Josh> I kinda figured out we have a sever storm by the lightning and wall of rain blocking out my window

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